how can i legally badly hurt a peeping tom?
 

saturday night i had some friends over after a night of hitting the bars... about 1am one of my friends went outside to smoke and found this dude on the side of my house. The guy took off of coarse...

I have a gun and a dive knife straped to the back of my head board so i feel somewhat safe in my home...

How can i fuck this guy up legally...

First i thought about geting a paint ball gun with glow in the dark paint balls and camp out on top of my house... but then again i don't want to spend time waiting for this fucker...

other ideas... i was thinking of digging ditches under my window and putting bear traps in them and cover the tops of the ditches with wood chips and grass...

land mines, but i dont want to kill anyone

barbwire... maybe

any ideas?

ya!

A boyfriend :Graucho

Rent a BBW and make her walk around nude.

Call me up and I'll come over. Will hog tie him and do what ever you feel necessary. Sounds like fun, you just supply the BEER!

damn i didn't think of that... i should ask him if he wants a gf... at least i know he's stalker before i date him

with a license to pack.....lol

aren't you aloud to shoot people on your property?

Holly crap... thats one brave fucking sniffer.

Dude you should read up on th elaws in FL and see how far you can go to protect yourself. And then fuck that loser up. Thats sick. :ugone2far

Get a big ass dog! :warning

actually silvercash paid this slut a $100 buck to walk nude down my street with high beam lights on her the entire time... LOL

Give him a little competition... call Lawrence Connor

Try "Rent-A-Pit-Bull" if there is one in yoiur area.

only can shot someone that has broken into your house... not on the outside...

i'm not even sure i can set traps under my windows... i may still be liable

:1orglaugh

You don't even realize the irony in that statement.

How sad.

Rocki,

Electircal wire works wonders...

Mike B

Hey, when you've got fuckers crawling around in your yard, you wanna have something to welcome them with

I can't blame him

No need to Rent a Pitbull...

I happen to know someone who has lots of them and would be more than happy to lend you one. heheh

Especially when it is plugged in on one end and the wires are exposed at the other. :Graucho

those are fun

Motion activated lights should scare him off. If not, try getting a few of those voyeur cams (X10's) and once you see him getting nearby, the paintball gun should come in handy. If that still doesn't work, get BT to kick his ass but turn off the cams before that, no need for evidence when it comes to the ass kicking part.

WG

I got $100 saying bear traps, or any sort of trap that could cause death, could seriously fuck you up.

About shooting people... if someone is attacking you on your property, you can take whatever measures necessary, and then some to stop the attack. Even in most cases of self defense, killing the perp could land you in a world of hurt. But if it's on your property, you have a green light to do whatever you want.

Invite some gay friends over, leave the blinds open, and let them play hide the sausage.

hire some pipe hitting crew to get midevil on his ass

check out x10.com and get him on tape baby

bwahaha....I would run as fast as I can if I saw one

when can you and your friends come over LOL:thumbsup

can i be liable is someone gets hurt in my yard and it's premeditated...

It is not premeditated if you post warning signs...like warning electric fence / no tresspassing

Depends how good their lawyer is. You're asking for trouble. Look for another way to handle it.

fill a bucket of tar then make a trip wire and line it up so the bucket falls on him, then take a bag full of feathers and throw it on him!

HAHAHA.

or u could:
hit him in the face with a bat.

HAHAHA.

or do both!

HAHAHA.

Show him your tits, the poor guy just wants some action....

Or just invite him in, then shoot him inside your house. Make sure you hit him in the head so he can't talk if he lives!

Hey Rocki,

My girlfriend went through the same shit. I hid in the bushes 3 nights in a row to finally catch this guy and beat his ass.

First thing, get a motion detector light outside your window. These pervs hate pets, so get a dog if you don't have one, and call the cops if you hear any bumps in the night.

Scary thing is, its probably a neighbor or someone you know, and they tend to get bolder as time goes on. Go get'm girl!!!

yeah, show off the goods

Can't believe this wasn't posted yet....
http://adamsandler.com/01_features/popup_peeper.html

I wasn't being a "peeping tom"... i lost my dog.. and I thought it was in your house...

:Graucho


seriously.. motion lights would probably be your safest bet...

put some wet dog/human shit below all of your windows too.. make sure to run your sprinklers so it is nice and wet...

or motion detectors that activate your sprinklers. Put some itching powder in your sprinkler heads, or something else that will be painful. He won't be back.

OWN3D

beat the guys ass! is it a house, if he is on your yard, he is on private property :) :Graucho

jDoG

I had a cop in New Orleans tell me that if I have to shoot an intruder, make sure its not in the back, and if I shoot him outdoors bring the body in before calling the cops.

not sure how well that works in other places :1orglaugh

what's wrong with peeping?

Steal an alarm sign from someone else's yard :) Those Brinks or ADT signs do wonders. You can also just buy the stickers for your windows. (Did I say 'steal"? Bad Elli!)

Motion-activated lights should do the trick nicely. They're super cheap, too.

Other than that, I would definitely go to all your neighbours and tell them about it. Ask them if they've seen anything, and if they can keep an eye open for you when you're not home. If one of them IS the peeping tom, he'll know he's busted and will probably leave you alone.

Hope that helps!

good one!!

JDOG... yeah it's a 3 bedroom house and i live alone... funny thing is it's a gay neigherborhood... maybe some fag is closet straight LOL

Careful, some folks like us BBWs.


The motion dector lights would do wonders. No peeping tom wants to be seen. Mix that with a big dog and you got no more peeping toms.