got all that

I think we are missing the best one of all....

Call the police (very quietly so he can't hear you, and when you whisper to 911 they will think you are legit)...tell them that someone is trying to break into your house. Sit back and enjoy the show.

Watch out. He could be one of those freaks who likes to start fires too.

IF its a window inside a fence where kids can't get to it without climbing... a canister of bear mace spray and a trip wire set so it sprays the area around your window would work...

Wrong window outside the fence? Shift bedrooms.

Or sprinkle heavily on the ground a chemical called potassium permangenate all around the area after telling the police. It will stain his hands and clothes a real dark purple red that is hard to wash off. Hear him? Call the police and have them to a door canvas with a spray bottle of water. (Their lab guys can tell them its harmless and conclusive evidence)

Spray hands and clothing with water? Nothing, Spray hands and clothes with water and chemical present? Priceless.

yo if you lived near rocki you'd be peeping too

she's mad hot =))

Hi

Keep it simple. Rake up your lawn and then leave a couple rakes laying where the peeping tom will step on them .

picture it:
The creep is sneaking up in the dark and
BAM! RIGHT IN THE FACE (OUCH!)
then he has some panic of what happened and who heard it

I stepped on one once and can tell you they hurt, I was lucky and the handle missed my nose.

Get one of those X10 cameras. When he's outside your window pretend to go in the bathroom to wash your hair or something. Call the police and tell them theres a man with a knife outside your window. Go back out, stall for time by teasing him. Police should be there now. If your lucky the cops will be trigger happy and they'll take him out for you. :thumbsup

get some big fat-headed dogs and take them for a walk...if nothing else they're great pets and oftentimes a REAL good dirtbag deterrent...



most of the time my 2 rotties are REAL sweeties...but at night and around dickheads, they get a little 'squirrely'




:thumbsup :thumbsup

Put some cans and bottles on cement blocks outside your bedroom window, and pick off a few every night for a week.

That was awesome til some one fucked it up trying to play Sir Gallahad.....and rescue her from her demeaning act.........Dumb ass Navas!
Just go outside and kick his ass Rock.......Take a bat to that punk.

Just come stay at my house you'll be safe in my bed:winkwink:

i think i'm going to put up those motion detector lights when i get back from the Keys... i have gotten no sleep all week and on one of the nights i cut myself under my eye becuase i fell a sleep with my dive knife in my hand... i must have thought it was my teddy bear and started snuggling with it. LOL

thanks for all the advise... :thumbsup

i didnt read any of the other posts.. but i say u get something bring and flash his eyes

get:
a dog
a rifle
a stungun

wait for the dog to attack and hold him
shoot him
then stun his neck

If you come to Tampa Roger and I will take you to the Suncoast Gun show and get you some nice personal protection.

:ak47:

i have a 380... colt mustang plus 2 and a dive knife attached the back of my head board... but i don't even want this person even getting close to breaking into my home...

btw... i may come out tomorrow... i'm not staying in fort laud for my bday... i'd rather shoot myself

You should come for sure......:thumbsup

You need a boyfriend. Maybe an English guy who you talk to alot. Someone who you have know for a few years, who is English, someone with brown hair, a big smile and has a really bad haemorrhoids.....:Graucho

You know it makes sense....Just get PJ Furball to fuck him up..'SHE' cant get screwed in a court of law.

Bah...no one peeps on me. :(

Don't do the bear trap.. barbed wire thing.. Booby traps are illegal in most states I think..

If you have neighbors that are friends, call a neighbor guy when he shows up again.. Make sure your neighbor has some hard drugs..
Have him go just give the peep an upper cut to lay him out, plant the drugs, then call the law..

You heard a strange noise and wanted them to check it out..
They might not have heavy penalties for peeping, but finding hard drugs on him should do the trick...

yeah ok... like there are men out there that are interested in having a relationship with only one woman...

:321GFY

it doesn't exist

i like how you think!!:thumbsup

LOL!!!

I have a cute way of gettin on & off too.. :)

Maybe there are.

they do exist...but this one is already married...

freaggin 11+ years too, DAMMM just saying that makes me feel old as dirt....

:) ......did someone mention
Lawrence Connor
? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Well first ya get an awesome flash mount, like a Flash cube.

Have it rdy and hooked up.
Put it in the window slightly below view from outside.

When he might be lookin hit the button.
He will be blinded anable to run in the dark from the flash.

Go outside and get em:)

Paint ball gun optional

My dog trainer in LA, who was an ex Boston PD K-9 cop, had a peep in his neighborhood. To catch the guy they hung a bunch of panties and bras on a clothes line in the backyard to lure the peep over the fence. He had his biggest most narly lookin German Shepherd, Magnum, (LOL) waiting in the bushes.

The peep took the bait. Jumped the fence to get the panties and Magnum went to town on him. They found blood soaked shreds of the dudes clothes all over the back yard the next morning.

No more peep reports after that. :Graucho

I am a big fan of non lethal shotgun shells the police uses. Get some and a shotgun, sow you can shoot at the gay, without killing him.