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Roald 02-26-2013 01:46 AM

Public rant about programs writing cheques
 
Why is it so hard for programs to write down the company name or program name or affiliate ID on their cheques?

Really it ridiculous how many times we get cheques with just a period on it. It's annoying and time consuming to find out what is from whom etc.

Please programs, when you write out your cheques just include a program name on them or at least an affiliate ID.

/ rant

:mad:

epitome 02-26-2013 01:55 AM

I can see them not wanting to print it directly on the check but in that case just use one to a page checks and print it on the advice.

Roald 02-26-2013 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19500771)
I can see them not wanting to print it directly on the check but in that case just use one to a page checks and print it on the advice.

Whatever, as long as they let you know who its from its fine by me.

MrDeiz 02-26-2013 02:13 AM

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EddyTheDog 02-26-2013 02:14 AM

Sponsors - Feel free to send me checks with anything you like on them....

Markul 02-26-2013 03:01 AM

Dude just send me the cheque (endorsed on the back) and I'll make the "problem" go away :thumbsup

On a more serious note, it is annoying, but the fact that banks in my country want thirty fucking dollars to cash one makes me more angry!

SomeCreep 02-26-2013 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19500757)
Why is it so hard for programs to write down the company name or program name or affiliate ID on their cheques?

Really it ridiculous how many times we get cheques with just a period on it. It's annoying and time consuming to find out what is from whom etc.

Please programs, when you write out your cheques just include a program name on them or at least an affiliate ID.

/ rant

:mad:

I agree. This has been a problem since the beginning of time.

Roald 02-26-2013 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 19501004)
I agree. This has been a problem since the beginning of time.

It's amazing how it's still a problem after all these years.

TheSquealer 02-26-2013 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19501041)
It's amazing how it's still a problem after all these years.

It's basic human behavior. You have a problem. You're motivated to solve it. It affects you. It's not their problem, they have little motivation to solve it and it doesn't directly affect them.

This is primarily what separates the professional from the unprofessional in any business.

anexsia 02-26-2013 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19500757)
Why is it so hard for programs to write down the company name or program name or affiliate ID on their cheques?

Really it ridiculous how many times we get cheques with just a period on it. It's annoying and time consuming to find out what is from whom etc.

Please programs, when you write out your cheques just include a program name on them or at least an affiliate ID.

/ rant

:mad:

I made sure to include our program "Hairy ass fucked bear men farting creampie cumshot Cash" on your latest check so you know who it's from! :upsidedow:pimp:)

My Fucking Traffic 02-26-2013 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 19501138)
I made sure to include our program "Hairy ass fucked bear men farting creampie cumshot Cash" on your latest check so you know who it's from! :upsidedow:pimp:)

I'm sure FreeOne's bank knows what they do and isn't surprised by such a thing or discourage from accepting those checks. :2 cents:

Roald 02-26-2013 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by venusgal (Post 19501142)
I'm sure FreeOne's bank knows what they do and isn't surprised by such a thing or discourage from accepting those checks. :2 cents:

Exactly so yes please do :thumbsup

blackmonsters 02-26-2013 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19500757)
Why is it so hard for programs to write down the company name or program name or affiliate ID on their cheques?

Really it ridiculous how many times we get cheques with just a period on it. It's annoying and time consuming to find out what is from whom etc.

Please programs, when you write out your cheques just include a program name on them or at least an affiliate ID.

/ rant

:mad:


It's the safe way to do things.

Some affiliate ID's are like "Fuckmaster11".
So they don't want that on the check.

Some program names are like "Fuck You Cash".
So they don't want that on the check.

And since 3rd parties most likely print the checks, the safe thing is to omit those items
from the data so the 3rd party doesn't print it anywhere.

You may not realize it, but some people can go to the bank with a check that
has "fuckmaster11" and deposit the check; but 3 days later they get
another check back in the mail with a letter stating "Your account has been close".

blackmonsters 02-26-2013 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by venusgal (Post 19501142)
I'm sure FreeOne's bank knows what they do and isn't surprised by such a thing or discourage from accepting those checks. :2 cents:

Yeah well, I'll be sure to mosey on over to FreeOne's bank so they can tell my bank
how to run their business. Yep, that will work.

:1orglaugh

Jel 02-26-2013 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19501282)
It's the safe way to do things.

Some affiliate ID's are like "Fuckmaster11".
So they don't want that on the check.

Some program names are like "Fuck You Cash".
So they don't want that on the check.

And since 3rd parties most likely print the checks, the safe thing is to omit those items
from the data so the 3rd party doesn't print it anywhere.

You may not realize it, but some people can go to the bank with a check that
has "fuckmaster11" and deposit the check; but 3 days later they get
another check back in the mail with a letter stating "Your account has been close".

You can then choose to promote programs called 'look at us we're too fucking stupid to have a pro sounding name as we have the mentality of 12 year olds' or not. To promote hundreds of 'normal' named programs, and have the same affiliate name on most of them, without an instant way to see who the check is from is a problem no-one should have in 2013.

signupdamnit 02-26-2013 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19501282)
It's the safe way to do things.

Some affiliate ID's are like "Fuckmaster11".
So they don't want that on the check.

Some program names are like "Fuck You Cash".
So they don't want that on the check.

And since 3rd parties most likely print the checks, the safe thing is to omit those items
from the data so the 3rd party doesn't print it anywhere.

You may not realize it, but some people can go to the bank with a check that
has "fuckmaster11" and deposit the check; but 3 days later they get
another check back in the mail with a letter stating "Your account has been close".

This. ND used to write the account name on the check in the memo field and it used to cause me to get some second looks from the bank cashiers. Thankfully my account name wasn't something like "I_take_it_up_the_ass" but it was still adult. :1orglaugh

Sometimes even the stubs are a problem. Long ago I made six figures with a certain AVS and they always put the name of your first site on the check stubs. Well when I bought my first new car I had to prove income and the way I had to do this was by showing check stubs. I ended up blacking out the name and the account number with black marker so it wouldn't look too suspicious. The name of that site wasn't that bad but I can imagine some people had far worse luck!

Jel 02-26-2013 09:52 AM

I can't think of a single check offhand that doesn't have the amount earned in the period, as well as the period, stated on the advice portion of the check anyway - none of that is also on the check, really, how hard is it to also have the program name on the advice portion? That's fucking basic stuff.

FreeHugeMovies 02-26-2013 09:59 AM

Bc. they are IDIOTS.

My Fucking Traffic 02-26-2013 10:41 AM

Or even a letter in the envelope with it stating who the program is and maybe a thank you for business and up and coming promos? Extra advertising!

Roald 02-26-2013 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19501282)
It's the safe way to do things.

Some affiliate ID's are like "Fuckmaster11".
So they don't want that on the check.

Some program names are like "Fuck You Cash".
So they don't want that on the check.

And since 3rd parties most likely print the checks, the safe thing is to omit those items
from the data so the 3rd party doesn't print it anywhere.

You may not realize it, but some people can go to the bank with a check that
has "fuckmaster11" and deposit the check; but 3 days later they get
another check back in the mail with a letter stating "Your account has been close".

It's the easy way to do things. Nothing to do with the above as there are many options to let the affiliate know what program it is from.

2013 02-26-2013 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19501426)
It's the easy way to do things. Nothing to do with the above as there are many options to let the affiliate know what program it is from.

links to freeones pulled :thumbsup

LeRoy 02-26-2013 11:09 AM

Ooops!

We do this but its for good reasons I'm sure

International Payment Services = DTI Cash. The info in inside our program when you log and create an invoice.

Roald 02-26-2013 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 19501453)
Ooops!

We do this but its for good reasons I'm sure

International Payment Services = DTI Cash. The info in inside our program when you log and create an invoice.

We are pushing 2000+ programs, really logging in to all of them to find out where a check is coming from is not making much sense.

We keep track of all company names though but the problems arise when companies change banks, billing companies, check writing services, merge, etc. So we can look for "International Payment Services" in our backend and if we received a check before DTI should come up.

LeRoy 02-26-2013 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19501461)
We are pushing 2000+ programs, really logging in to all of them to find out where a check is coming from is not making much sense.

We keep track of all company names though but the problems arise when companies change banks, billing companies, check writing services, merge, etc. So we can look for "International Payment Services" in our backend and if we received a check before DTI should come up.

I can send an email notice with your invoice. That would help also.

Roald 02-26-2013 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 19501476)
I can send an email notice with your invoice. That would help also.

Just checked you're in the system so no worries ;)

Roald 02-26-2013 11:29 AM

BTW just thinking about it but a lot of programs using paxum are doing the same thing. No matching program name addy, no simple note, nothing.

Jel 02-26-2013 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 19501476)
I can send an email notice with your invoice. That would help also.

Is that really any difference with having to cross reference by pulling out data from a file anyway? Just so much easier to have who it's from when you open the envelope :thumbsup

Kenny B! 02-26-2013 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19501282)
It's the safe way to do things.

Some affiliate ID's are like "Fuckmaster11".
So they don't want that on the check.

Some program names are like "Fuck You Cash".
So they don't want that on the check.

And since 3rd parties most likely print the checks, the safe thing is to omit those items
from the data so the 3rd party doesn't print it anywhere.

You may not realize it, but some people can go to the bank with a check that
has "fuckmaster11" and deposit the check; but 3 days later they get
another check back in the mail with a letter stating "Your account has been close".

Here's an idea, drop a business card in with the check. The affiliate will not only know who it's from but also be able to reach their rep.

mineistaken 02-26-2013 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by signupdamnit (Post 19501303)
This. ND used to write the account name on the check in the memo field and it used to cause me to get some second looks from the bank cashiers. Thankfully my account name wasn't something like "I_take_it_up_the_ass" but it was still adult. :1orglaugh

Not this!

No need to print ID or program name on the cheque itself. You receive A4 size paper and only 1/3d of it is a cheque. Print program ID on the rest 2/3ds which you do not bring to the bank. Its that simple.

blackmonsters 02-26-2013 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny B! (Post 19501831)
Here's an idea, drop a business card in with the check. The affiliate will not only know who it's from but also be able to reach their rep.

People could also read the TOS and notice where they say "Checks will have ACME Web as the payer".

They could print that info on the pay stub also, like many have said; but I also remember the time
someone at the CCBill printing place put the check paper in the printer upside down.

:1orglaugh

blackmonsters 02-26-2013 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19501838)
Not this!

No need to print ID or program name on the cheque itself. You receive A4 size paper and only 1/3d of it is a cheque. Print program ID on the rest 2/3ds which you do not bring to the bank. Its that simple.

Please see above post of mine.

:1orglaugh

tfs 02-26-2013 02:32 PM

That is why God invented accoutants.

Kenny B! 02-26-2013 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19501854)
They could print that info on the pay stub also, like many have said; but I also remember the time
someone at the CCBill printing place put the check paper in the printer upside down.

:1orglaugh

Epoch has a mishap like that a few months ago, got a check on a regular piece of paper lol. They sent out a replacement right away but it was amusing none the less.

Also as far as Nats and Quickbooks goes it's easy peasy to have it set so the affiliate id shows up with the payment details on the stub. That said the issue is if an affiliate uses the same ID for every sponsor, or companies that own multiple programs use the same company checks to pay out for all programs.

Yngwie 02-26-2013 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19501282)
It's the safe way to do things.

Some affiliate ID's are like "Fuckmaster11".
So they don't want that on the check.

Some program names are like "Fuck You Cash".
So they don't want that on the check.

And since 3rd parties most likely print the checks, the safe thing is to omit those items
from the data so the 3rd party doesn't print it anywhere.

You may not realize it, but some people can go to the bank with a check that
has "fuckmaster11" and deposit the check; but 3 days later they get
another check back in the mail with a letter stating "Your account has been close".

yes, but this does not have to be written on the check. it can be written on the other page that comes with the check in the envelope. This would not be seen by anyone besides the affiliate who opened the envelope. and yes, I understand the whole 3rd party thing, but still.

Jakez 02-26-2013 02:44 PM

I think we can all agree that the stub or some paper in the mailing envelope should have the program name, affiliate ID, etc. And the check can say whatever.

blackmonsters 02-26-2013 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 19501886)
I think we can all agree that the stub or some paper in the mailing envelope should have the program name, affiliate ID, etc. And the check can say whatever.

Yeah, but the original complaint asked for it to be on the check.
So that is what I was focused on.

Roald 02-26-2013 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tfs (Post 19501857)
That is why God invented accoutants.

Oh ok I'll tell our accountant to get one

Roald 02-26-2013 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19501899)
Yeah, but the original complaint asked for it to be on the check.
So that is what I was focused on.

I don't care how its mentioned at all really

SCORE Ralph 02-26-2013 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19500757)
Why is it so hard for programs to write down the company name or program name or affiliate ID on their cheques?

Really it ridiculous how many times we get cheques with just a period on it. It's annoying and time consuming to find out what is from whom etc.

Please programs, when you write out your cheques just include a program name on them or at least an affiliate ID.

/ rant

:mad:

Cant tell you how many times we've actually gotten the opposite request. :pimp

suesheboy 02-26-2013 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19500786)
Sponsors - Feel free to send me checks with anything you like on them....

brilliant...


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