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The Hun 01-30-2013 07:20 AM

CCBill, please, PLEASE, define 'soon'
 
At all the tradeshows I've been talking with CCBill and their stats. Every time we spoke they promised new stats were coming soon. Now I'm trying to get stats from this year and their calendar tool let's me select a date up to December 2009... That's 3 years ago. I don't want to put any pressure on you guys, but please define 'soon'...

Roald 01-30-2013 07:21 AM

They will define "soon" soon for you!

The Hun 01-30-2013 07:30 AM

lol, I checked http://www.thefreedictionary.com/soon as well, kind of what I already expected...

Penny24Seven 01-30-2013 07:33 AM

soon is kinda like what is your idea of a fat girl. Some say more then 200 lbs and others say bigger them they are so soon could be 7 months or 7 days depending on how fat they think LL is :)

bluebook18 01-30-2013 07:37 AM

in the near future :)

CaptainHowdy 01-30-2013 07:39 AM

Imminent matters take its time ...

MrDeiz 01-30-2013 07:45 AM

their word doesn't cost a thing
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1069468
can't find that other thread where they were promising some changes

The Ghost 01-30-2013 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hun (Post 19452142)
At all the tradeshows I've been talking with CCBill and their stats. Every time we spoke they promised new stats were coming soon. Now I'm trying to get stats from this year and their calendar tool let's me select a date up to December 2009... That's 3 years ago. I don't want to put any pressure on you guys, but please define 'soon'...

Amen.



Have had to stop doing things all together through their admin. It's un-useable.

NaughtyRob 01-30-2013 11:41 AM

Very unusable. We are busy people, we don't have time to sit and wait for fucking stats.

Socks 01-30-2013 11:42 AM

Truth is they don't know.

seeandsee 01-30-2013 11:43 AM

soon will be soon

2013 01-30-2013 11:44 AM

When 2013 hit it was CCBills Y2k set everything back to 2009 belive me i saw it!

Rebel D 01-30-2013 11:46 AM

you are all now banned from the hun

Markul 01-30-2013 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hun (Post 19452142)
At all the tradeshows I've been talking with CCBill and their stats. Every time we spoke they promised new stats were coming soon. Now I'm trying to get stats from this year and their calendar tool let's me select a date up to December 2009... That's 3 years ago. I don't want to put any pressure on you guys, but please define 'soon'...

Their interface looks like it's still 1998... so expect something to happen in... never?

btw have you ad-guy respond to my e-mail :P that it took me a whole month to reply to him, I think it's only fair I get a reply with 6 hours :pimp

epitome 01-30-2013 11:51 AM

I can say with certainty that soon did not mean before January 30, 2013.

Robbie 01-30-2013 11:51 AM

They were going to update that about 5 years ago but it never happened.
:(

Scott McD 01-30-2013 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19452819)
They were going to update that about 5 years ago but it never happened.
:(

Updates are in motion...

Robbie 01-30-2013 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19452833)
Updates are in motion...

"soon" :1orglaugh

RyuLion 01-30-2013 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19452143)
They will define "soon" soon for you!

:2 cents::2 cents::thumbsup:1orglaugh

RyuLion 01-30-2013 12:21 PM

These definitions are better:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soon
:1orglaugh

Shoplifter 01-30-2013 12:33 PM

I couldn't care less about a new stats system, I would be happy if the old one worked. Even if just the simple report on their admin home page worked showing the general stats worked I would be happy.

For most of us the main line of communication we have with CCBill is their admin and the stats, and having that down for so long now is troubling.

O MARINA 01-30-2013 12:36 PM

Soon = in the time immediately ahead. Covering predicted or calculated events from next year until the end of the 23rd century

rowan 01-30-2013 04:14 PM

I've tried to look up check amounts 3 times in the past week or two. Twice it just did nothing besides report it was waiting for a response... I gave up a few minutes later.

If they'd only JUST installed the new stats system I'd cut them some slack, but c'mon ccbill, you've had literally YEARS (5? 7?) to sort out your database/UI issues.

digitalfantasies 01-30-2013 04:16 PM

updates pulled

CHMOD 01-31-2013 04:46 AM

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Sales page:
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Sales details:
http://www.sliiing.com/freeSTATS_image/salesDetails.jpg

Stats:
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Affiliates stats:
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Sliiing is intended for sponsors and their affiliates. If as an affiliate, you would like to have access to these stats, ask your sponsor to use Sliiing as backend affiliate software.


The setup takes around 30 minutes. You do not have to change any links on your server. You and your affiliates can still use the same CCBill link in order to send/receive traffic.


Do not hesitate to hit me up if you have any questions

bean-aid 01-31-2013 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHMOD (Post 19454223)
The setup takes around 30 minutes. You do not have to change any links on your server. You and your affiliates can still use the same CCBill link in order to send/receive traffic.


Do not hesitate to hit me up if you have any questions

Those charts look sexy ;)

Right on.

The Hun 01-31-2013 05:19 AM

Sell that to ccbill... they need it...

Nurgle 01-31-2013 05:28 AM

The Hun... surely after being around so long.. u know CCBILL soon = 10+ years!

arock10 01-31-2013 05:39 AM

I thought these were the new stats already

pornmasta 01-31-2013 06:41 AM

soon = 1997

geedub 01-31-2013 06:57 AM

I solved my problems by using Epoch and NATS

selena 01-31-2013 07:14 AM

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http://www.xxxkinkypics.com/soon1.jpg

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The Hun 01-31-2013 03:05 PM

Selena... LOLOL!!!! And not one of the fake ones where people write LOL without even chuckle... but a real "strangle look from everyone in the office 'cause they all want to know why I laughed" kind of LOL! ;-)

The Hun 01-31-2013 03:06 PM

Ah, as a big "thank you" (or is that f**k you) from CCBill I just for my first newletter in like ever... they are raising the delivery charge of checks 'cause USPS is charging them more...

In effect immediately (I guess they didn't dare to put 'soon' in there) ;-)

Va2k 01-31-2013 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hun (Post 19455298)
Ah, as a big "thank you" (or is that f**k you) from CCBill I just for my first newletter in like ever... they are raising the delivery charge of checks 'cause USPS is charging them more...

In effect immediately (I guess they didn't dare to put 'soon' in there) ;-)

Yea just got that today as well.. lmao I really LOL'ed when that came. :helpme

MaDalton 01-31-2013 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hun (Post 19455298)
Ah, as a big "thank you" (or is that f**k you) from CCBill I just for my first newletter in like ever... they are raising the delivery charge of checks 'cause USPS is charging them more...

In effect immediately (I guess they didn't dare to put 'soon' in there) ;-)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

epitome 01-31-2013 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHMOD (Post 19454223)
There is a solution to CCBill's limited admin panel: Sliiing


Here are a few screenshots:

Main page:
http://www.sliiing.com/freeSTATS_image/main.jpg

Sales page:
http://www.sliiing.com/freeSTATS_image/sales.jpg


Sales details:
http://www.sliiing.com/freeSTATS_image/salesDetails.jpg

Stats:
http://www.sliiing.com/freeSTATS_image/stats.jpg

Affiliates stats:
http://www.sliiing.com/freeSTATS_image/affiliates.jpg

Top search keywords:
http://www.sliiing.com/freeSTATS_image/top_Keyword.jpg



Stop getting angry every time that you are looking at your statistics !
Our server are lighting fast :thumbsup


Sliiing is intended for sponsors and their affiliates. If as an affiliate, you would like to have access to these stats, ask your sponsor to use Sliiing as backend affiliate software.


The setup takes around 30 minutes. You do not have to change any links on your server. You and your affiliates can still use the same CCBill link in order to send/receive traffic.


Do not hesitate to hit me up if you have any questions

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hun (Post 19454265)
Sell that to ccbill... they need it...

Indeed, CCBill should just buy it and make it the default stats package for folks. The fact that they haven't done something like this already makes me question if they really even care.

selena 01-31-2013 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hun (Post 19455292)
Selena... LOLOL!!!! And not one of the fake ones where people write LOL without even chuckle... but a real "strangle look from everyone in the office 'cause they all want to know why I laughed" kind of LOL! ;-)

That makes me smile. I like knowing that I did something to brighten your day after all the galleries I've had listed on your site.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hun (Post 19455298)
In effect immediately (I guess they didn't dare to put 'soon' in there) ;-)

And THAT made me LOL!

The Hun 01-31-2013 07:01 PM

Actually, Selena, I was checking GFY on my iPhone, it doesn't show all the sigs (great!), I see now that you're affiliate manager for MetArt... I was TRYING to see some stats of exactly that program...

When are you guys switching to something else? It really, really is very, very bad...

blonda80 01-31-2013 10:36 PM

they need new stats ASAP not soon


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