Jay & silent bob
 

Sittin here watchin it.....And george carlin holding up a sign saying "Will give head for ride" :1orglaugh Gets me pissin my pants every time...

going down on the nun :1orglaugh

I've seen it 5 times now, & its still fucking hallarious...

And just for the record....

You love the cock!

Quit Bitting off my Style Bitch Im Watching Dogma :Graucho

..and after your finished say "what a nice tea party"

great flick.

Thats awesome! I seen it when it first came out and pissed myself at the movies! LOL The Nun was perfect!!!

Kevin Smith kicks ass!
I have Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on DVD...
I wanna get the rest of the series.

Im slowing working my way throught the Series too

I have Jay and Silent Bob and Dogma so far :thumbsup

Dogma= great underrated flick

I can pick em all up brand new on VHS for $6 cdn each... but I'd rather find used DVDs on ebay for 9.99 us

You can't go wrong with Clerks and Mallrats :thumbsup

http://www.viewaskew.com/movies/mallrats/batman.mov :1orglaugh

I've seen all of those I think. Chasing Amy was really good although a bit more dramatic than comedic.

All good movies, I enjoy the dialogue-rich content.

Yea i been ordering Collectors Series

fuck, fuck, fuck, mother-mother fuck, mother-mother fuck-fuck! Mother fuck-, mother-fuck, mother-fuck, noinch-noinch, noinch, smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beers! Drinking beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts! Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!

HELL YEA

boooooong!

i cracked up when they started singing that 'jungle love'

rolling blunts and smoking..
uh, let me get a nickle bag.
15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show, than you owe me, owe me, owe.

Bitch, don't you NEVER say an unkind word about The Time! Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives after Morris Day and Jerome! I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy, and Tubby here's my black manservant!

my jungle love... yeah... owee owee oh.. i think i wanna know ya know ya...
what the hell you singing?
you don't know jungle love? that shit is the mad notes! written by god herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world! the muthafuckin' time!

:1orglaugh

I can't believe I didn't recognize Judd Nelson in that flick until the final credits.......

"Dogma" is still my favorite of the series.......

Ok, I only saw 1 movie with them in it... maybe it was Dogma, not sure. Can some1 plz list all the movies they are in?


thanks

Clerks
Mallrats
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

check out:
Chasing Amy
Dogma

Clerks
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Am I missing any?

I didn't recognize him either. That tubby bitch has been spending a lot of time at the buffet! I have all KS movies on DVD. Dogma is my favorite.

i just popped clerks into my dvd player...never seen the whole thing before

No. But "An Evening With Kevin Smith" has been released recently. I guess it is tapes of his lectures. I can't find it locally, every place is sold out. Has anyone seen it?

I love ALL of them! I have been a View Askew fan for years! I am still shocked, tho, that Kevin Smith named his daughter Harley Quinn Smith...Harley Quinn is my FAVE CB character and I am getting a new tattoo tomorrow of her and Poison Ivy hugging, but I am not sure I would want to name my CHILD Harley Quinn!

LOL

Don't forget that Jay and Silent Bob were in the last Scream movie.

I have all the Kevin Smith DVD's signed by the dude himself plus a few comics. A couple years ago I stood in line behind him in the bathroom waiting to piss. He was jazzed that he was in line to piss behind Don Bluth (the animator behind Secret of N.I.M.H, American Tail, Land Before Time, Dragon's Lair, etc..) funny how things are relative like that.

Walt Flannigan gave me change for a $20 one time.

BOO BOO KITTY FUCK!

I was wondering when someone was gonna say that.

SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES!!

SNOOGANS!

hellz yea...its crazy how shits relative

My love for you berzerkerrr!!

You want fuck berzerkerrr!

Would you like a pretzel? :1orglaugh

What the fuck is the internet? :1orglaugh

DH

It's a place used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography together.

:)

If you don't own it, get the Clerks cartoon on DVD.

Commentaries are worth it alone!

That and the final episode...

That is a great flick. Check out the Clerks cartoons - now those are hilarious!

That should be:


My love for you is like a truck BERERKER!
Would you like some making fuck BERSERKER!