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fuxu 01-01-2003 04:54 PM

What weaponry do you own?
 
What guns or knives or any device for murder do you have? Is it for sale? If so, how much. Is there any murders on it?

Guns:
Calico M-110 [no sale] .22 100 round rotary magazine [auto conversion]

Downsizer WSP [no sale] 45 single shot [fits in a pack of smokes :Graucho ]

Knifes:

tons of kitchen knifes
stilleto ice pick

Misc:

Cattle prod
2 Baseball Bats

EscortBiz 01-01-2003 05:02 PM

Guns Dont Kill People, People Kill People

Shaggy 01-01-2003 05:03 PM

Got my Ruger P-89 9mm tucked under my mattress. Never know when I might get the opportunity to shoot someone breaking into my house. :Graucho

Amputate Your Head 01-01-2003 05:03 PM

Throwing stars
nunchuka
Spanish sword
Sai
Arkansas pig-sticker
several combat knives
Russian made Iraqi bayonet
Ruger 9mm
grenades

fuxu 01-01-2003 05:06 PM

Anyone have any for sale? I am looking for automatics.

wouncie 01-01-2003 05:06 PM

my mind.

fuxu 01-01-2003 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Throwing stars
nunchuka
Spanish sword
Sai
Arkansas pig-sticker
several combat knives
Russian made Iraqi bayonet
Ruger 9mm
grenades


Want to sell the Ruger? You dont need it as long as you have the grenades.

fuxu 01-01-2003 05:11 PM

http://www.military.co.il/military/r...s/image006.jpg

goodness gracious, they are fine, they know they fine.

Amputate Your Head 01-01-2003 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuxu



Want to sell the Ruger? You dont need it as long as you have the grenades.

nah... I bought it right before I went to the war... it's sorta sentimental.

Dax 01-01-2003 05:11 PM

My cock! :Graucho

eroswebmaster 01-01-2003 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuxu
What guns or knives or any device for murder do you have?
"any device for murder?"

Damn dude wake up and look around your house...just about anything and everything can be used.

Just sitting here I see a spoon in my coffe...some ball point pens...a heavy duty stapler...3 hole punch....2" x 6' dowel rods in my closet...a metal folding chair...keyboard...

Now if I venture into other rooms of the house...pesticides...drano...clorox.....I could sit here all day writing this shit.

fuxu 01-01-2003 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


nah... I bought it right before I went to the war... it's sorta sentimental.

Yeah, I understand all that.



Fletch, want to sell any of your guns? It doesn't have to be clean. If ya know what I mean.

beemk 01-01-2003 05:14 PM

are you a cop? why would you want to know if theres any murders on it?

beemk 01-01-2003 05:16 PM

i got a ton of butter knives too, contact me on icq if you're interested in purchasing them.

Bobby Vicious 01-01-2003 05:16 PM

these hands .....

Wilbo 01-01-2003 05:26 PM

I've got a kickass case of bad breath........

fuxu 01-01-2003 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster


"any device for murder?"

Damn dude wake up and look around your house...just about anything and everything can be used.

Just sitting here I see a spoon in my coffe...some ball point pens...a heavy duty stapler...3 hole punch....2" x 6' dowel rods in my closet...a metal folding chair...keyboard...

Now if I venture into other rooms of the house...pesticides...drano...clorox.....I could sit here all day writing this shit.

manufactured for for murder. spoons were manufactured for using in feeding someone or yourself.

X37375787 01-01-2003 05:29 PM

my anal fumes are known for their devastating effects on humans.

wouncie 01-01-2003 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilbo
I've got a kickass case of bad breath........
:1orglaugh

fuxu 01-01-2003 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
are you a cop? why would you want to know if theres any murders on it?
I want to know because I am interested in what weapons people here have, and if any of them are for sale.

I am not a cop, not too many cops I know have automatic conversions of 100 round guns, cattle prods, or even stilleto ice picks for that matter.

fuxu 01-01-2003 05:31 PM

are you a cop?

frankfortuna 01-01-2003 05:31 PM

Remington 870 Police Magnum w/ folding stalk and pistol grip

Remington 700PSS .308 with Harris bipod and Leupold drop compensation scope

Feather Industries AR-22 compact assault rifle

fuxu 01-01-2003 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by frankfortuna
Remington 870 Police Magnum w/ folding stalk and pistol grip

Remington 700PSS .308 with Harris bipod and Leupold drop compensation scope

Feather Industries AR-22 compact assault rifle

is the AR-22 for sale? :ak47:

pink_in_the_middle 01-01-2003 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wouncie
my mind.
:thumbsup good answer

fuxu 01-01-2003 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle


:thumbsup good answer

good to know if soemone wants to break in and shoot his place up. lol. jedi mind tricks are not going to stop 5 rounds from flying around him. lol. I feel safer with a big knife than with my mind defending me. :Graucho

Cohen 01-01-2003 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


nah... I bought it right before I went to the war... it's sorta sentimental.


uhhh ? Did you go to war with a "Arkansas pig-sticker" ?

fuxu 01-01-2003 05:40 PM

I dont know even know what the hell a pig sticker is. I always thought it was a redneck on a bacon farm that fucks his own product.

Herb Kornfield 01-01-2003 05:46 PM

Deli Slicer with diamond carbide tip......cut ya fuckin head clean off ya shoulders...

http://www.e-quipmentsystems.com/ima...eli_belttn.gif

strainer 01-01-2003 05:52 PM

browning 25 pistol for day to day carry, I like it because it doesn't weigh much and can slip in the pocket of shorts.

browning 380 pistol. Much more lethal but quite heavy and bulky - I reserve this for when I think I might need it.

AR-15 assault rifle and a few thousand rounds of chinese surplus ammo tucked away. This one is reserved for times of civil unrest or military coup.

a few other ones I never use, such as 22 long barrel target revolver, etc.

fuxu 01-01-2003 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by strainer
a few other ones I never use, such as 22 long barrel target revolver, etc.
like the cowboy guns? my brother has one of those.

Sambuka 01-01-2003 05:58 PM

I used to own a H&K MC51 BB GUN that fired 10 shots a second does that count? :)

Sammy

fuxu 01-01-2003 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sambuka
I used to own a H&K MC51 BB GUN that fired 10 shots a second does that count? :)

Sammy

Definatly

playa 01-01-2003 06:01 PM

stop clowning around,,

you ain't got no guns

fuxu 01-01-2003 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wouncie


Yea, and if I catch you breaking in MY house I wouldn't "mind" putting 5 357 slugs in yo Ass!

http://asswatcher.com/grafx/gun.jpg


Word to the wise - Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, no matter HOW "BIG" it is!

^Insert brain here.


I said that I would rather have a big knife than no gun.

some_idiot 01-01-2003 06:06 PM

1 five foot four inch nasty ass Chinese girl:thumbsup

Go on pull the tiger's tail...

wouncie 01-01-2003 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuxu


good to know if soemone wants to break in and shoot his place up. lol. jedi mind tricks are not going to stop 5 rounds from flying around him. lol. I feel safer with a big knife than with my mind defending me. :Graucho

Yea, and if I catch you breaking in MY house I wouldn't "mind" putting five 357 slugs in yo Ass!

http://asswatcher.com/grafx/gun.jpg


Word to the wise - Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, no matter HOW "BIG" it is!

frankfortuna 01-01-2003 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuxu


is the AR-22 for sale? :ak47:

Sorry, it isn't.

fuxu 01-01-2003 06:10 PM

some_idiots chinese girl will defend me.

ill be back after im done shitting my pants, bahaha

wouncie 01-01-2003 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuxu


^Insert brain here.


I said that I would rather have a big knife than no gun.

No, your dumb ass just ASSumed because I said my mind I didnt have firearms!

Fuck Off :321GFY

fuxu 01-01-2003 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by frankfortuna


Sorry, it isn't.

Damn that sucks. I need it to defend me from wouncie for when I break in. hah.


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