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MonkeyMan 01-01-2003 06:11 PM

I already showed you fuckers the ice cream scoop....
Step to it.... go ahead bitch.... step to THIS.


http://66.78.32.3/~legal-ch/scoop.gif

fuxu 01-01-2003 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wouncie


No, your dumb ass just ASSumed because I said my mind I didnt have firearms!

Fuck Off :321GFY


I apologize. :)

fuxu 01-01-2003 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MonkeyMan
I already showed you fuckers the ice cream scoop....
Step to it.... go ahead bitch.... step to THIS.


http://66.78.32.3/~legal-ch/scoop.gif


why are you so gangsta gangsta?

frankfortuna 01-01-2003 06:12 PM

Actually, I would recommend the 870 for home defense. It is far more intimidating.

http://www.pmpn8ez.com/gfy/870.JPG

fuxu 01-01-2003 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by frankfortuna
Actually, I would recommend the 870 for home defense. It is far more intimidating.

http://www.pmpn8ez.com/gfy/870.JPG


that's true. I would have neon brown dripping down my legs if I saw that thing pointed at me. fuck wearing body armor, I have a better chance of running away crying from that thing.

domaingirls 01-01-2003 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuxu
Guns:
Calico M-110 [no sale] .22 100 round rotary magazine [auto conversion]


These are fun... I have two... one with the optional redwood stock and scope.. they are illegal here in Cali now:-( I have heard lots of stories of them jamming but mine almost never does... I own tons of guns & ammo and combat knives (collect them) but only a few aren't legal here.. ever had a fire here and my whole block would go up:-)

Morgan 01-01-2003 06:15 PM

Sig P-220

Triple 6 01-01-2003 06:15 PM

My father is a FFL dealer... Just took over an estate sale, bunch of guns, one might be considered a 'murder' weapon - er, actually, suicide weapon.

http://www.gunbroker.com/auction/Vie...p?Item=6712146

fuxu 01-01-2003 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by domaingirls



These are fun... I have two... one with the optional redwood stock and scope.. they are illegal here in Cali now:-( I have heard lots of stories of them jamming but mine almost never does... I own tons of guns & ammo and combat knives (collect them) but only a few aren't legal here.. ever had a fire here and my whole block would go up:-)

you're damn right they're fun. they look so futuristic also. Mine jammed when I first bought it used from some crackhead my friend knows. After that, it never jammed again. Keep it on a strap under my desk chair, just in case. Interested in selling any of your guns?

fuxu 01-01-2003 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Triple 6
My father is a FFL dealer... Just took over an estate sale, bunch of guns, one might be considered a 'murder' weapon - er, actually, suicide weapon.

http://www.gunbroker.com/auction/Vie...p?Item=6712146

SELL TO ME!

fuxu 01-01-2003 06:19 PM

http://www.gunbroker.com/auction/Vie...p?Item=6820232

this is very nice. :BangBang:

Voodoo 01-01-2003 06:26 PM

Both edges are sharpened. :thumbsup
http://smutdesigns.com/images/voodoo.jpg

I also have:
Throwing Cards
Chinese Stars
Brass Knuckles
7" Butterfly Knife
Nickel Plated Ruger 9mm
and a few various pocket knives.

fuxu 01-01-2003 06:32 PM

nice.

Mr Pheer 01-01-2003 06:50 PM

1 Colt pre-ban AR15, collpsable stock, 10 inch barrel, not for sale
1 Olympic pre-ban AR15, not for sale
1 Bushmaster post-ban AR15, chrome heavy target barrel, 1:7 twist, scope, bipod, not for sale
1 SPAS12, 12 guage shotgun, not for sale
1 H&K 94, collapsable stock, not for sale
1 H&K 93, collapsable stock, bipod, not for sale
1 Streetsweeper shotgun, not for sale (and never will be for sale)
1 Romanian Dragunov sniper rifle, not for sale
1 Norinco MAC90, not for sale
1 Remington 870BDL heavy barrel sniper rifle, not for sale
1 H&K P9S, still in box, 22 years old, never fired, not for sale
1 Colt M1991 .45 w/crimson trace laser grips, not for sale
And a few others that I dont care to mention

1 Glock 21 .45 with two 13 round clips, for sale $550
1 Glock 26 9mm with two 10 round clips, for sale $400

If you cant legaly own a handgun, dont ask to buy one from me

MonkeyMan 01-01-2003 06:55 PM

WATCH BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE

freaks

playa 01-01-2003 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuxu

you're damn right they're fun. they look so futuristic also. Mine jammed when I first bought it used from some crackhead my friend knows. After that, it never jammed again. Keep it on a strap under my desk chair, just in case.

your lying man, internet gangster , LOL

prove me wrong and show a picture,

bought it from a crackhead right,,
if you did it prolly has bodies on it

Gutterboy 01-01-2003 07:03 PM

A little something from The Onion

- Homoerotic Overtones Enliven NRA Meeting

COEUR D'ALENE, ID--Repression was the order of the day as the
National Rifle Association's North Idaho Chapter held its annual
convention this weekend.

More than 25,000 dedicated gun lovers from across Northern Idaho
flocked to the Coeur d'Alene Convention Center for the two-day event,
happily sublimating homosexual impulses amid a carefully maintained
facade of platonic camaraderie.

Moscow, ID, resident Richard Hoflinger, 47, a longtime
gun-rights activist, proudly exhibited the collection of antique
rifles through which he has channeled his culturally unacceptable
impulses. "Guns should be part of any upstanding Christian family,"
Hoflinger said, sticking a long, thick, oily pipe-cleaner 14 inches up
an 1886 Remington.

In the next booth, another latent gay man, Duane Erlich of
Sandpoint, moved his hand slowly up and down a well-polished 1948
Winchester. "Ain't she a beautiful baby?" Erlich said, displaying the
kind of feminization/infantilization of firearms for which NRA members
are renowned.

Erlich then demonstrated the proper loading procedure for his
"baby," lovingly inserting a pair of bullets into the dark,
snug-fitting tunnels before thrusting the gun's bolt smoothly into the
action, cocking it firmly. "This'll blow a man straight to heaven," he
said.

The tone of the event was set by chapter president John Henry
Unger, whose opening remarks cited the "wonderful variety of weaponry
on display, from little snub-nosed pieces that fit snugly in your
pocket to big, meaty shooters with barrels as thick as your arm."

Unger then fired his father's prize Colt Peacemaker revolver
into the air, drawing raucous applause from the crowd, many of whose
own fathers had suppressed latent physical attraction for their
adolescent sons by channeling their forbidden feelings into totemistic
firearms.

All over the convention floor, gun manufacturers proudly
unveiled new technologies which will allow simmering homoerotic
tensions to be expressed with greater nuance than ever before. At the
Smith & Wesson booth, company spokesman Darrell Trace displayed a
handgun made from a newly developed metal alloy whose "incredibly
hard" nature, he explained, gives it no recoil after discharge,
providing its user with "a far greater sense of control over his
piece."

"It's a very comfortable gun, very soft in the hands," added
Trace, noting that Smith & Wesson had designed the gun to appeal to
"shooters tired of coming home from the firing range with sore,
worn-out wrists."

But even as conventioneers reveled in a two-day orgy of
firearm-to-phallus transference, a dark cloud hung over the event. The
NRA has declined in power over the last decade, and its once-potent
lobbyists have come out on the losing end of key legislative battles
like the Brady Bill, causing many members to bring their lifelong
subconscious fears of castration to the fore.

"If the gun-control lobby wants my rod, they'll have to yank it
from my dead body," said Pocatello-area bar-owner Joseph Greer,
cradling a tell-tale snub-nosed revolver.

"Those guys out there in Washington are tryin' to take our guns
away, but we ain't gonna let 'em," Greer continued, adding classic
paternal displacement to the already-rich psychosexual tapestry. "No
siree, Bob."

UncleJimmy 01-01-2003 07:04 PM

sig229 (.40 s&w)
paraordnance, p14-45
mak-90, hell-fire, 75rd drum, muzzlebreak
sks - russian '52
spiderco always on the hip

and lots of other fun shit

& two rotties to eat up the mess when I'm done with whoever might be stupid enough to show up un-announced

;)



Make Love Not War



PS: Fucking someone ask MrPheer / Spunky to post a pic of his arsenal so I can wack off again today, that man has a kicking collection of goods ;)

greentea 01-01-2003 07:16 PM

Smith & Wesson 45
357 Magnum

Mr Pheer 01-01-2003 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UncleJimmy

spiderco always on the hip

I wont carry anything but a spyderco :)

greentea 01-01-2003 07:18 PM

My 45

http://www.blunts.com/boards/vault/sparksgun.jpg

UncleJimmy 01-01-2003 07:19 PM

Hell yeh MrPheer...

No other knife comes close to these imo...

the serated or mostly serated versions are my favorite...cuts through crap like BUTTAH

SIG357 01-01-2003 07:36 PM

SIG 229 in 9mm, .40 and .357SIG

also S&W Airweight .38

and some rifles and shotguns


Quote:

Ganjasaurus SIG 220
Said to be the best SIG!

Mr Pheer 01-01-2003 07:36 PM

Uncle Jimm-eh, I was advised by my attorney after the ATF incident to never post a pic of my vault again, but after dinner i'll snap a pic of my 4 serrated Spyderco's, just for you

Mr Pheer 01-01-2003 07:51 PM

Ok, dinner wasnt ready yet, so here ya go

http://www.mrpheer.com/spyderco.jpg

Beastiepoo 01-01-2003 07:55 PM

Ok, ok. I'm probably gonna be labelled a pansy ass liberal for this but what the fuck....

With the USA being a more potentially dangerous place to live now more than ever I can understand a person having a gun in their house for that 'Dear God I hope it never happens' break-in where some mo'fo comes in to take your shit and kill you if you don't wanna let him. I can especially understand it if the person lives in a high risk area like a big city. I can also understand the owning of guns for hunting. I'm not a fan of going out to shoot deer and the like but I understand that some people like to do it and most of them bring it home and eat it - Fair Enough. Thirdly I can understand the collecting of weapons (like Amputate's collection) that include interesting and rare blades and his gun which is special as he took it to war to defend his country and himself with.

Where I start to get confused is when people start wanting machine guns and the like. WHAT THE FUCK does anyone need with a weapon that fires 100 rounds per minute if they aren't living in a war zone. And don't tell me you want it 'just in case' of some sort of invasion/coup. The next major war the US is gonna fight isn't gonna be on its own soil. Its gonna be on foreign soil and very likely will involve more powerful weapons of mass destruction rather than huge armies marching in to try and take over. They tried that in Korea and Vietnam - it doesn't work. And what is all this shit about 'Is it clean?' Do you REALLY want to own a weapon that might have been involved in a crime? It certainly sounds like Fuxu wants to as his original question was what do you own that you could use to MURDER SOMEONE.

It sounds dodgy to me; in fact if I knew Fuxu personally I'd probably suggest he seek some sort of mental help.

:2 cents:

TDF 01-01-2003 07:57 PM

too many to name

KRL 01-01-2003 08:01 PM

Say hello to my little friend. Chambered and ready to go bedside.
12 Gauge Slugs mixed with 00 Buck shells to get the swiss cheese effect. Beretta 1200 Police Model.

http://www.internetmanagementservice...eretta1200.jpg

sumphatpimp 01-01-2003 08:19 PM

Gee guys, sure was nice of all of you to tell the whole world voluentarily what weapons you own.

Now anyone who wants to confiscate them knows where to go.

Maybe some of you should look into a brain transplant. The one you got aint working so good.

Now is your big chance..........what is your bank account number?
What is you credit card number?
What other info do you want to share, cause we wanna know???

strainer 01-01-2003 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuxu


like the cowboy guns? my brother has one of those.

Yeah, I've actually had that 22 long barrel revolver for 30 years. Got it when I was 17. Its amazing what you can hit with that; we used to shoot coke cans at 100 feet. With my modern auto pistols I can't hit anything at 100 feet.

UncleJimmy 01-01-2003 08:43 PM

ATF incident!???

Dammm Spunk-keh,

I guess I've been out of touch with some current events...but yeh, your lawyer is prolly right :/

We share the same taste in 2 of the 4 spyderco's you pic'd :)

I love them when they're new, they cut paper, cans, etc....just lik little wicked Jinsuuu knives haha

All I know is it's GOOD to be back in a state that isn't all hippified & anti-gun...

Undutchable 01-01-2003 08:51 PM

Guns are cool. All I have now is a switch blade knife, which is okay. I'm looking to buy a sword and an airgun in the near future.. Real guns are not allowed in the Netherlands :BangBang:

Mr Pheer 01-01-2003 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UncleJimmy
ATF incident!???

Dammm Spunk-keh,

I guess I've been out of touch with some current events...but yeh, your lawyer is prolly right :/

We share the same taste in 2 of the 4 spyderco's you pic'd :)

I love them when they're new, they cut paper, cans, etc....just lik little wicked Jinsuuu knives haha

All I know is it's GOOD to be back in a state that isn't all hippified & anti-gun...

Yeah, the incident where 2 atf guys and the local sheriff came to my house and politely asked to see my collection. It seems that 'someone' told them I was hoarding fully automatic, illegal weapons. Every piece of my collection was purchased legally. They had no problems with my collection and since its all stored in a very heavy, very secure vault, and everything was in order.

Fucking neighbors, just because you work at home, have some nice vehicles and they see you returning from a gun show with what just 'has to be a machine gun', they gotta go make trouble, call you a drug dealer or a gun runner or a mob member or whatever. Fuck, i'm just your friendly neighborhood pissed off, maybe slightly crazy war veteran type that likes to collect guns. Nuttin wrong with that, right?

Mr Pheer 01-01-2003 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
Gee guys, sure was nice of all of you to tell the whole world voluentarily what weapons you own.

Now anyone who wants to confiscate them knows where to go.

Maybe some of you should look into a brain transplant. The one you got aint working so good.

Now is your big chance..........what is your bank account number?
What is you credit card number?
What other info do you want to share, cause we wanna know???

its already been tried, so go stand in the corner.

NEXT....

[Labret] 01-01-2003 09:21 PM

http://www.rustedpuffin.com/table.jpg

And ALOT more on the way.

When my father passes away, hopefully not anytime soon, I inherit the business. Roughly around 150 more. All military grade assault rifles.

goBigtime 01-01-2003 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wouncie




http://asswatcher.com/grafx/gun.jpg


Hey wouncie if your going to aim unloaded guns at people, it's best to use an automatic :1orglaugh



:)

fuxu 01-01-2003 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa


your lying man, internet gangster , LOL

prove me wrong and show a picture,

bought it from a crackhead right,,
if you did it prolly has bodies on it

Haha, internet gangster. Please. Who cares if the gun I got from the crackhead has 1 body or 10. What do you think the point to buying a gun with a murder on it is? Not to show to the police. Ever need to use a gun real quick and throw it away? Not saying I do, or will, just saying that if soemthing happens with my little brother (friendly block coke meth dealer) I will be there, and the shiney thing in my hand isn't going to be an ice cream scoop. Get me?


http://www.tommysxxx.com/1forplaya.jpg

fang 01-01-2003 10:17 PM

My weapons?

Don't mess with me and you won't find out :1orglaugh

No...I'm really mellow (most of the time) :thumbsup

kenny 01-01-2003 10:29 PM

I sell plutonium-239


you think I am joking dont you:winkwink:

playa 01-01-2003 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuxu


Haha, internet gangster. Please. Who cares if the gun I got from the crackhead has 1 body or 10. What do you think the point to buying a gun with a murder on it is? Not to show to the police. Ever need to use a gun real quick and throw it away? Not saying I do, or will, just saying that if soemthing happens with my little brother (friendly block coke meth dealer) I will be there, and the shiney thing in my hand isn't going to be an ice cream scoop. Get me?


http://www.tommysxxx.com/1forplaya.jpg


haha,, your funny man i found that same pic before when you made the first post cuz i never heard of that pistol
nice little crop job,,

http://members.aol.com/wsp45/images.html


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