Hummer driver = Douchbag
 

I saw this girl call a driver of a Hummer a douchebag today. It was great. She walked across the street to him as he was waiting at a red light, and got him to roll down his window. Nice and loud, she yelled "You're a fucking douchbag for driving a fugly gas guzzler like that". Her and her girlfriends gave him the finger and walked away. I think they took his self-cool level down a notch.

but but but but but - did she say HUMMER!!!! and give him a blowjob?

Maybe she was jealous

Some jealous fugly bitch. Fuck her.

I would have called her a psycho and told her to fuck off.

Obviously.

What color was the Hummer ?

Did she meet a similar end to this bitch?

Dumb girls... I am sure If you'd offer these chicks a ride in a stretch Explorer limo they would be all over it.

I'm sure none of those girls would turn down a trip in a private jet.

The World needs more of this (embedding disabled) : https://youtube.com/watch?v=eQLXYu6plhg

clearly they needed face punches

they sound like skanks, but hummers are for dickless shiteaters anyway. IF you're going to get 11mpg, at least do it in a sports car that isn't a stupid piece of shit based on some sub par SUV chassis.

The best part about hummer owners (this goes for h2 and h3's)? They have no idea that their H2 is a chevy tahoe with different body panels, or that their h3 is a god damned colorado pickup truck. One of the worst pickup trucks ever.

Have to hand it to GM though, making people think that they were actually buying a hummer.

What, me bitter? No way. Well maybe just a bit, since an h2 driven by a bro hit and ran my old car. he knocked his font plate off in the process, leaving it next to my destroyed car. suffice to say, the police had no problem finding him and his bro mobile. I hope he enjoys his huge insurance premiums that came about as a result of him "not being used to the width of his vehicle". And the charge of leaving the scene of an accident.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh awesome.

she took it easy on him.
fuck hummer=douchebag.
in my book, hummer=traitor.

a lot of vandalism happens on those at the dealerships and on owners in the form of spray paint.

As I just posted in the other thread, I owned an H2 for just myself and my girlfriend. You all can suck my cock. 8)

I think she has the problem.. maybe he just likes hummers

Boy, those global warming and peak oilers did a great con job on her eh?

Is there another vehicle that says Wanker more clearly?

'Fugly gas guzzler.'

So far no one has proven her wrong. Her delivery may have been off, but she has a point that they are inefficient, ugly and dooshy people are usually driving them.

I don't support the Hummer, but I would have told her to go fuck herself.

Just jelous. I expect they made his ego swell up to the size of a baby elephant with the attention :)

there is no hope for this next generation, lol. The stupidity level is rising at an alarming rate...

And then they drove off with their 12yr old nissan burning the ozon layer a mile at a time.

I'd have knocked her down.... :2 cents:

Without doubt

Silly rabbit tricks are for kids....

There is one Hummer in my city, and it's yellow color, and you can't miss him on drive way!

I want one too :(

hummers are for homos.

very true :thumbsup

I doubt the Hummer gets much worse gas mileage than any of the full-size trucks out there. And there's many more of them on the road. (F150 has sold about 34 million since it was created, compared to the Hummer, which was selling less than 10000 a year in 2009.

In other words, she's just trying to feel cool by jumping on the bandwagon. (unless she says the same thing to the guy's driving around all day in pickup trucks that don't need them for work)

I would have called her a stupid cunt and told her to to step her hippy ass away from the vehicle.

thats kinda fucking lame

Yet the chicks where wearing leather shoes and makeup and hair spray... I am not a fan of hummers but come on... If you want to point your finger at someone, make sure you are fucking kosher.

I believe hummers get 11mpg in the city, and something equally stupid like 12 or 13 on the highway. F150's, while still exceptionally horrible on gas thanks to a lack of a diesel option, still manage much better mileage numbers. And they are actually useful.

Honestly, I don't care about the fact that they get shit mileage, what bothers me about these fake hummers (aside from the owners) is that they are a picture perfect example of everything that is wrong with the modern american car buyer. Which in turn makes everyone who is an american car buyer, and thus an american, look like an overindulgent, irresponsible vagina. Even the ones in a prius, because hey, you live in the same general area as that fake hummer driving douche? Fuck you too.

It basically just compounds everything that is seen as wrong with the modern american lifestyle. Excess, over indulgence, enviornmental irresponsibility, and a general "fuck you im an american" attitude.

I am aware that people in other countries live equally over indulgent, excessive and irresponsible, unsustainable lifestyles, but that doesn't matter, because it's the americans who get shit for doing it, not anyone else. Life sucks when you are on the top of the food chain, deal with it.

yeah, real tough truck

http://www.google.com/images?q=humme...N&hl=en&tab=wi

Excellent point!
http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/bymod...0_Pickup.shtml
http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/bymake/hummer2009.shtml

I'm still on board with the chick though.