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bronco67 06-05-2010 02:09 PM

Sounds like she's the bigger asshole. But those people generally are douchebags. He should have thrown a soft drink in her face.

fatfoo 06-05-2010 02:24 PM

So, they didn't like his car.

dav3 06-05-2010 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 17219179)
I doubt the Hummer gets much worse gas mileage than any of the full-size trucks out there. And there's many more of them on the road. (F150 has sold about 34 million since it was created, compared to the Hummer, which was selling less than 10000 a year in 2009.

You do have a good point, about the F-150 and such getting about the same fuel efficiency. However, usually trucks are used for actual work, while Hummers are pretty much used as a status symbol.

O MARINA 06-05-2010 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 17214053)
I saw this girl call a driver of a Hummer a douchebag today. It was great. She walked across the street to him as he was waiting at a red light, and got him to roll down his window. Nice and loud, she yelled "You're a fucking douchbag for driving a fugly gas guzzler like that". Her and her girlfriends gave him the finger and walked away. I think they took his self-cool level down a notch.

On the contrary, it took Her "not so cool" level even lower In my Opinion

Overload 06-05-2010 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 17214361)
Is there another vehicle that says Wanker more clearly?

the bigger the car the smaller the dick :2 cents: (lets exclude truckers here - its their job to drive huge vehicles --- err, check their private ride lol)

haha, i dont need a car - a cab takes me anywhere in town if needed :winkwink:

Viper2K1 06-05-2010 06:35 PM

I'd have told her that those 5 layers of make-up on her face have been tested on innocent cute little animals ... and then "go hug a tree" (instead of go fuck yourself ;))

jackknoff 06-05-2010 08:11 PM

There's a reason why Hummer went out of business. They fucking suck! Overpriced pieces of crap. The only reason people drove them is because they were a status symbol. It's the "look my dick is bigger than yours" mentality. She should have spit on him too, fuck that dickless douchbag


Jack

BigRod 06-05-2010 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by PenisFace (Post 17219663)
I am aware that people in other countries live equally over indulgent, excessive and irresponsible, unsustainable lifestyles, but that doesn't matter, because it's the americans who get shit for doing it, not anyone else. Life sucks when you are on the top of the food chain, deal with it.

I'm not an American and I drive a H2 Hummer. I get 10 mpg and I love the thing! It's actually my second the first one saved my life when I got hit by a jacked up F350. I do live a mildly over indulgent lifestyle, because that's what life is all about. Work hard and play harder.

I can see where your coming from though I hate guys with G5's I find that irresponsible! :321GFY

$5 submissions 06-05-2010 11:53 PM

Drive by values imposition. Who'd a thunk it?

pocketkangaroo 06-06-2010 02:54 AM

The funny thing about the hummer is that it's sort of a chick car now. There are a few in my part of the city and they are almost all driven by soccer Moms. The thing is just a glorified minivan.

woj 06-06-2010 07:03 AM

50 hummer drivers :)

UFGators2007 06-06-2010 07:06 AM

My kind of girl: Confident, outspoken, and a little crazy.

BigRod 06-06-2010 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by UFGators2007 (Post 17221317)
My kind of girl: Confident, outspoken, and a little crazy.

Without a doubt the best FUCKS, but damn they got on your nerves when they aren't naked.

Poindexterity 06-06-2010 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 17219179)
I doubt the Hummer gets much worse gas mileage than any of the full-size trucks out there. And there's many more of them on the road. (F150 has sold about 34 million since it was created, compared to the Hummer, which was selling less than 10000 a year in 2009.

this is 100% true.
big giant truck that you don't NEED for work=traitor as well.

Poindexterity 06-06-2010 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17220284)
the bigger the car the smaller the dick

haha, i dont need a car

does this mean you have a dick that stretches to infinity?

EdgeXXX 06-06-2010 09:37 AM

The only thing more "douchey" than buying a vehicle for the sole purpose of fitting in is judging someone based on the car they drive. :2 cents:

Poindexterity 06-06-2010 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX (Post 17221712)
The only thing more "douchey" than buying a vehicle for the sole purpose of fitting in is judging someone based on the car they drive. :2 cents:

strongly disagree.

EdgeXXX 06-06-2010 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Poindexterity (Post 17221783)
strongly disagree.

You disagree about judging people based upon what they drive?

xNetworx 06-06-2010 11:13 AM

I wouldnt use it as a daily driver but it would be a fun car to roll out in once in a while (H1 or maybe H2) :2 cents:

Poindexterity 06-06-2010 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX (Post 17221871)
You disagree about judging people based upon what they drive?

about the degree of douche.

i feel fairly confidant in saying that if you drive a vehicle (which you dont NEED for work) that gets that kinda mileage, you really dont care about your country as much as you do about your image.

i dont see how its debatable.

John-ACWM 06-06-2010 11:57 AM

Both sound like douche in the story.

nico-t 06-06-2010 12:20 PM

what a retarded cunt, asking for a pound in her face.

2MuchMark 06-06-2010 02:03 PM

Just to clarify:

This happened on St. Catherine and Cresent street, right near all the clubs. He was driving alone blasting hip-hop, and seat-dancing to it. He wasn't hanging out the window ogling girls or anything but I'd say he definitely wanted to be noticed. The girl (and her friends) seemed casually dressed (jeans and high heels). The girl who yelled out wore a black Jack Daniels top. Judging by their appearance I wouldn't classify them as tree huggers but just "regular" girls. They spoke english but at least one of the group also spoke french so I'm guessing they were from Montreal.

BigRod 06-06-2010 02:07 PM

A friend of mine put a sticker on my exhaust pipe that said "suck on this hippie" I didn't leave it on but I did have a good laugh :P

mgtarheels 06-06-2010 02:11 PM

So, to summarize this thread:


Those who are saying they're a POS, overpriced, etc. are the ones that cannot afford them. Got it.

dav3 06-06-2010 04:04 PM

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