Why Won't Webmasters Learn FUCKING ENGLISH?
 

Nobody is going to click on your links if they read like

NOTHING LOOKING MORE NATURALLY THAN NICE GIRL WHO PEE

To most American consumers, this language says

I AM A FOREIGNER FROM A LAWLESS COUTRY WHO WANTS TO YOU CON YOU INTO GIVING UP YOUR CC AND BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS SO I CAN EMPTY THEM BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS TOMORROW AND THEN SEND YOU UNSOLICITED FARM SEX AND KIDDIE PORN SPAM 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY SO I CAN FUCK YOU SOME MORE. I ASS FUCK YOU REAL LONG TIME.

no habla espanol :2 cents:

drunk again?

what it be you is talking abouts?

i admit your nose might bleed with my english, but why do i fucking care? its my 4th and last dialect and it didn't affect my business.

i'm proud of it, i have 4 dialects and still i can read, speak and understand english.

Better ask sleazy dream to hire some "tecks", and have them look into this "nightmear", right away.

I had to read your retarded post twice as it makes little sense unless you are a cokehead.

WANTS TO YOU CON YOU INTO
LOL, we may not all be from north America, but at least we have a proper education :1orglaugh

i think it's pure ignorance??

We have proper education, here!
We even have perfect geography.
I can point out the USA on any globe and I know that all of the other landmasses are just unexplored potential American waiting to be annexed for the greater good.

Taco Bell, Dennys, Mucho Pedro's Shithouse
YaY

Canucks do not count, we know they all dream about being French anyway :pimp

Get money from google wired to your account today!

I can't sole your drug problems for ya. Sorry! But there is a way to get help and improve the world at the same time - it's called SUICIDE. Please try it, fucknut. You are totally useless as a human being.

I don't drink, assfuck. Die please.

da da da da da

oh boy everyone will click the link if there will be hot babe above :)

Then go SOLE something else you uneducated internet personality :1orglaugh

Warcraft interweb warrior :upsidedow

I'll make this simple for you, dumbass. Get gun, load gun, point gun at head, pull trigger, make world a better place. 'K?

BTW, I GUARANTEE that I have more education than you, so, in the words of my favorite black metal band:

FUCK OFF! U FUCKING USELESS CUNT!

Pretty big statement seeing you know nothing about my background :1orglaugh

I find it funny you get so ticked off though....but is it not annoying that when using CAPS no screaming sound comes out the receivers end :1orglaugh

Ohh And that would be ("The" world a better place) btw

Didn't someone just get banned for this bullshit? This is what I come here to read? Jesus christ. Help me.

You cant get banned just for being a Ralph :1orglaugh

Jesus fuck, why are you such an angry person, daddy no love you enough when you were a child?

Fuck man, go to therapy or something, your bad vibes are making you sound about retarded and a half.

It's all the filipino outsourced guys / girl. You get what you pay for.

I smell a Muslim extremist!

that's why i never make any spelling mistakes

I couldn't fucking give a shit what you fucking think. FUCK OFF, asswipe!

For doing what? Telling someone to go fuck themselves in a forum called go fuck yourself? All the fucking trolls here? Every single one of my outbursts were responses to people posting idiot troll shit and baiting me. Well, I don't take shit from anyone. If you don't want shit thrown at you, don't throw any at me. I don't know why that point is so fucking hard to understand.

what!?nosebleed here!Lol!

Yes you do, otherwise you wouldn't be crying your eyes out on GFY.

Baiting you?
You are the one that started this thread calling people out :upsidedow

Good on you for not taking shit from anyone though, you look real good because of it :1orglaugh

i will agree that many of the posts here are getting pretty fucking retarded.

Shit like "why do farts smell",
"omg, I just took a pic of my dick... pics inside",
"who loves arbys!",

blah.

But I have been to Canada, Europe and Abroad and people worldwide are pretty cool. I actually think that Europeans are nicer than most Americans. And most people outside of the U.S. know English. Unless your talking Middle East, Laos, or some shit like that. And even then, there is English to be spoken.

I'm not crying my eyes out, CUNT. FUCK OFF! 'K?

4 dialects, thats pretty cool man, i struggle with french and spanish at the best of times, i guess that makes me illiterate in 3 languages :winkwink:

Good english is overrated...

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

Exactly which part of FUCK OFF don't you get?

Hey, about that gun pointed at your head in your avatar. Pull the trigger!

this is actually pretty right. Webmasters from non-english speaking countries should hire writers for their descriptions ;)

because teasing English is so much fun?