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POed-poster 12-09-2009 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Raf1 (Post 16628899)
this is actually pretty right. Webmasters from non-english speaking countries should hire writers for their descriptions ;)

I agree, but most are too cheap to do that. I am not talking just non-native speakers. Proof reading is WAAAAAAY down on the list of expenses of most webmasters, even though the sales pitch is THE MOST IMPORTANT part. Why go to the trouble of buying all that content, scripts and designs, hosting and traffic if you have a sales ad that is barely readable. Pics alone are not enough. Of course, a hot check can be a great sales tool but without good, clever ad text, you will spin your wheels. This is a very competitive market and there is free porn everywhere.

nickutis 12-09-2009 05:59 AM

who are you to say what we should do?

If we are able to sell products with our broken "engrish", nobody fuckin cares if description was written in proper english or not

CruelMedia 12-09-2009 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by nickutis (Post 16629059)
who are you to say what we should do?

If we are able to sell products with our broken "engrish", nobody fuckin cares if description was written in proper english or not

but if you'd sell at least half more of what you actually sell with a good english would that help..?!? :2 cents:

BlackCrayon 12-09-2009 06:15 AM

I hate bad english on sites. I am not perfect myself but it is hard for people from other countries who don't speak english. Whenever I come across 'foreign speak' sites, I have to laugh a little but when it comes down to it, the main selling point is what the surfer sees, not reads in most cases.

CaptainHowdy 12-09-2009 06:20 AM

Grammar errors are a turn-on for many people...

TheDoc 12-09-2009 06:38 AM

This guy is the weakest attacker GFY has ever had... what a pathetic waste of GFY space.

NetHorse 12-09-2009 06:41 AM

Dear POed-poster Sirs,

Whats this English you speaker of thes.

tranza 12-09-2009 07:07 AM

Did I miss anything?

J. Falcon 12-09-2009 07:19 AM

too lazy, too cheap

bobby666 12-09-2009 07:26 AM

were is the broplem?

Overload 12-09-2009 08:40 AM

und warum lernen so wenig US webmaster DEUTSCH?
and how come so few US webmasters learn GERMAN?

Loch 12-09-2009 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Overload (Post 16629418)
und warum lernen so wenig US webmaster DEUTSCH?
and how come so few US webmasters learn GERMAN?

Be glad they don?t :thumbsup
Gives you more opportunities in your market

Much like this guy is after ESL people I?m sure you have seen how funny US webmasters are when they hire a twit to translate into Danish/French/Deutsch and the likes, with Zero chance if finding the mistakes :1orglaugh

Overload 12-09-2009 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 16629433)
Be glad they don?t :thumbsup
Gives you more opportunities in your market

Much like this guy is after ESL people I?m sure you have seen how funny US webmasters are when they hire a twit to translate into Danish/French/Deutsch and the likes, with Zero chance if finding the mistakes :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh ... bingo :thumbsup

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-09-2009 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16628877)
Exactly which part of FUCK OFF don't you get?

http://www.one4theotherthumb.com/ima...ard-crying.gif

Agent 488 12-09-2009 09:47 AM

sounds like you hit another milestone of failure on your road to country music failure.

CruelMedia 12-09-2009 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby666 (Post 16629229)
were is the broplem?

aaahhahaha.. lma:1orglaugho..

KILL_FRENZY 12-09-2009 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16628276)
Nobody is going to click on your links if they read like

NOTHING LOOKING MORE NATURALLY THAN NICE GIRL WHO PEE

To most American consumers, this language says

I AM A FOREIGNER FROM A LAWLESS COUTRY WHO WANTS TO YOU CON YOU INTO GIVING UP YOUR CC AND BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS SO I CAN EMPTY THEM BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS TOMORROW AND THEN SEND YOU UNSOLICITED FARM SEX AND KIDDIE PORN SPAM 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY SO I CAN FUCK YOU SOME MORE. I ASS FUCK YOU REAL LONG TIME.

Oh wow, are you saying Plummer-Joe is a paranoid chauvinist?
Writers are essential in a good business but American English is considered by the British...a dialect of sorts.
Also Plummer-Joe writes poorly: COUTRY = COUNTRY, there's an extra YOU in there and EMPTY THEM BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS TOMORROW doesn't ring quite right.

Oh and before you ask, I'm gonna drag my sorry-ass carcass to a big cliff and jump off it just for you :)

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-09-2009 10:30 AM

my spun content reads better than this...

PenisFace 12-09-2009 10:45 AM

My highest earning single page mainstream site (fuck you im not linking it damnit) is FULL of spelling errors and grammar problemo's. So long as you just come across as a north american who can't spell, people will trust you. If you type like a russian who's still taking second grade english class, people will run away.

Also, I've noticed no real conversion ratio differences between sites with 100% perfect spelling and grammar, and sites with less than stellar writing. So long as you sound like you're from NA, people will come, and buy shit. Useless shit like funny tshirts and coffee cups... Is there anything people won't buy? :helpme


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