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You can travel anywhere on Earth in 42 minutes using gravity.

Once in Colombia I was taken to a small beach where grown men and male teens were fucking baby donkeys, and nobody was shy about it. It was one of the craziest things I've ever seen in my life.

In that area of Colombia they believe having sex with donkeys will make them have bigger penises and more macho.

HAHA, what the..I would be forever scared.

iBill is back in town.

:1orglaugh That one is a shocker..

Source? I'm interested in reading about that.

http://www.damninteresting.com/the-gravity-express

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Since are in the donkey fucking spirit...

Kenneth Pinyan (June 22, 1960 - July 2, 2005) was a Gig Harbor, Washington, resident who engaged in receptive anal sex with full-size stallions at a farm near the city of Enumclaw. He videotaped those sex acts and distributed them informally under the name Mr. Hands.

During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, he suffered a perforated colon and later died of his injuries. The story was reported in the The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan



Also here is one of the wildest stories I have ever read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

:Oh crap

It was fucking crazy. Too add to the chaos of it all...

We were in this small beach town in a small taxi, looking for trannies to shoot in the barrio with dirt roads. In the car was a donkey fucking cab driver, my Colombian friend, my male talent, me, 2 trannies sitting in our laps and my Colombian friends 15 year old cousin and friend who was just getting a ride across town, both dressed like little Latin whores, and some Colombian party favors. It was one of "those moments" that will never be forgotten. :1orglaugh

the taco bell dog died :(

wtf????!??

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I once sold a domain for $60,000 a few months after posting it here and on other forums for $30,000 with pretty much no response (god, looking at the thread I had back then, the guy I was in negotiations with that I mentioned at the end of that thread, despite owning a poker site that's still around and fairly known today, was a complete flake).

Also,

- Rats can't vomit (perhaps why rat poison works? :P)
- Frogs vomit by throwing up their stomach, emptying its contents, and then swallowing it back down (not the greatest video but here's an example)
- Ferrets is serious business...er actually, the technical word for a group of ferrets is a business. Yes, a business of ferrets.

i am teencat

Wow, VERY nice man. :thumbsup

OMG :uhoh:uhoh:eek7

When I was 14 my neighbor's wife had to go to the hospital for a full GI Workup. It is where they give you an enema with barium and then take film of your intestines. It is not pleasant (I've never had it, but know a couple of people who have). So when she gets home she explains to their kids (9,12 and 14 years old) what had happened. The 12 year old boy is fascinated with this whole thing and asks a bunch of questions. Two hours later we are all watching a movie and he has been outside playing. He walks in and says, "Guess what I did?"

Nobody guess so he says, "I gave myself an enema." We all laugh because he is walking funny and we think he is making a joke. Well, it turns out that he wasn't kidding. He went into his dad's tool shed and found a tube of a liquid and gave himself an enema with it. the problem was the tube was an industrial epoxy and it was now drying. He had shot the entire tube up his ass and glued his ass shut!

They took him to the hospital and luckily after a long conversation with poison control they were able to put together a batch of a solvent that would loosen the epoxy. They spent about three hours irrigating his ass with that solvent to make sure they got it all out. Had there been no solvent they would have had to go in and surgically remove it.

I had always thought that kid was a little off because he was prone to doing some dumb stuff, but that day took the cake.

George W Bush was a two term President of the United States of America.

Holy crap.

Sounds fake but isn't: Mark McGrath from Extra is singing in this short hilarious death metal song:

dirty white boy wins this thread

poker.in for 60k$, congrats

Cloth diapers are worse for the environment than disposable ones in areas where drought is common.

i accidentally killed a large brown bear with a .22 magnum rifle

i once tackled a small-ish black bear and tried to pin it down and it almost killed me (long story)

i also once watched a guy and his wife argue while drunk in a small village in alaska... where the guy and the woman went home, he locked her in a room, poured gas all over THEIR house and lit it on fire.

she had went out the window before he ever lit the match

Man, this is so interesting, serious. Gravity is awesome. Another thing that sounds fake is one of the moons of Jupiter (Europa), it's the only place in our solar system that may have life, because the planet is 100% water and has 3 times more water than Earth, just remember that Europa is almost the same size of earth's moon. Some scientists say that "Where has water, has life.". Saw this on History Channel "The universe" documentaries.

now that i'm thinking about it... i also watched a guy try to shoot his kid with a .12 gauge while drunk. that all happened right in front of me.

You need to find new places to hang out.

I dunno man, did you read about the kid that gave himself a glue enema? That is hard-fuckin-core. Kane posted it I think. Wow.

That is actually true LOL!

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Most women look like shit without make-up...

Madison Avenue is not paying its affiliates.

Elephants like to stick their trunks up each others ass and pull out a load of shit, and then eat it. I actually watched this happen once at Lion Country Safari in West Palm Beach, Fl. Here is a video where someone actually caught it happening...

Mind control and mind reading exists.

The ex security chief of the world trade center building quit his job shortly before 9/11 and took his last day (9/11) off work, the new head of security who died on his first day on the job used to be a head honcho at the cia.

The pilot of the aa plane that hit the pentagon used to work at the pentagon and was in charge of preventing people flying planes into the pentagon ..

elephants are the only mammal that cant jump.

lol the amis have landed on the moon

Wow...:1orglaugh

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Dude, that is fucked up. :disgust

You tackled a bear? I said that sounds fake, but is true! :1orglaugh Seriously, if you really tackled a bear I think you need to tell us the story. :upsidedow

That is awesome! Could you imagine if there was life in our own solar system this entire time? :pimp

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The black dude who played the pimp in the 80's porn classic, "New Wave Hookers" was on a few episodes of "Happy Days" where he played "Sticks, the drummer".