You think I could make something like that up? :upsidedow

No shit? :helpme

Here is just one little news clip about a donkey brothel down there:

http://colombiareports.com/colombia-news/trivia/1913-donkey-brothel-fares-well.html

Fucking insane, I'm telling ya!

I like this thread.

We landed on the moon in 1969 despite the fact that computers that were slow as shit weighed 100 tons, we were using vacuum tubes to play music, and you had to use an abacus for simple math.

Not....buying....it.....

In 1994, when I was living with my parents, I spoke to Bill Gates while i was extremely hungover.

I was operating on zero sleep as I had pulled an allnighter fucking a bisexual chick named Dazy.

I asked him 2 questions. He answered them.

Sounds fake but its true. :thumbsup :pimp

What were the questions?

A girl I know severed him coffee and he left her a $100 tip. She used to work at a small coffee shop near a private airport. He apparently landed there and he and his group stopped in the shop for coffee as they headed wherever they were going. She served him and the couple of guys that were with him then as they left one of the guys came up to her and handed her a $100 bill and said, "Mr Gates wanted you to have this." She said, "Who?" He told her, "That was Bill Gates." She then realized who it was and said, "Oh, he looks different in person."

When you fly from Amsterdam to Sydney directly with a B747 at normal cruising speed you arrive before you took off.

Anyone who honestly wants to will find love if they really try....

Dudes like it when ladies milk their prostate

This thread is very cool, like it. I stop with working because this thread is too interesting :D

Question #1: Will the rise of the "knowledge economy" (the big buzzword back then) have a net effect of creating more jobs or taking jobs away. His answer was - "It will create more jobs but you will need to be better educated to take advantage".

Question #2: If you had to do it all over again, other than computers, what industry would you have gotten into? His answer - "Biotechology, they are doing some really interesting things in Biotechnology right now".

For a billionaire and master of the computer world he was one cool, chilled-out dude. Ever since then I can't bring myself to bash Microsoft. I'm pretty sure he has a few harddrives full of porn. :winkwink:

Nice, those are actually good questions too. I have seen him interviewed before and he seems like a cool guy. He is working hard to find good, productive ways to use his money for positive change in the world.

Porn will secretly replace cooking shows among the elite...

None of you would believe me. The truth is out there.

HELL YEAH!
http://www.gfy.com/image.php?u=34499...ine=1247625146

Damn some crazy ass stories

2 more:

I just put up a domain regged since early 1990 for sale. (see my inconspicuous top of sig)

A lizard came onto my patio as I typed that first one. (lol, almost put "a lizard came on my patio")

I was born october 13th at 10:13 and according to my mother's telling, the nurse was so reluctant to write the numeral "13" that on my birth certificate, the 13th is spelled out "thirteenth" and she refused to write my time of birth so she wrote "10:12" which annoys me to no end since it'd be so cool to tell people. Thanks for this thread, now it's out there.