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Loryn 06-19-2009 06:49 PM

Spider in my house, WTF is it???
 
Okay I don't know much about those fucker's, they call a Brown Recluse, except they jump and can fuck you up if they bite you!!! I thought I saw something on the ground turned away from it, then saw Lars sniffing at something and there was this beast. I thought it could be a brown recluse so I was trying to kill it with my arm the longest it could stretch, and trust me my arm grew 5 fucking inches when I killed the bastard!!! :1orglaugh

Luckily I didn't smash the front of it, so I decided to snap a pic, and I thought maybe one of you would know wtf it is. I know there are several spiders that look like a recluse so I am not sure. If it is a brown recluse I am calling the bug people and having them spray my whole house inside and out TOMORROW!!! :mad:

Looking at these pics makes my skin crawl. I am not afraid of spiders, BUT jumping spiders will make me scream like a little girl, which is hard to do!!! haha

http://lorynslounge.com/spider1.jpg

Large spider pic for those who want to look closer!!! haha

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cherrylula 06-19-2009 06:52 PM

yuck creepy looking, no idea what it is.

WiredGuy 06-19-2009 06:53 PM

If I saw that thing in my house I'd be checking into the four seasons until an exterminator comes and nukes the whole place.
WG

Xrated J 06-19-2009 06:53 PM

wolf spider, not poisonous

D Ghost 06-19-2009 06:54 PM

Doesnt look like brown recluse... http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2061.html

Quote:

wolf spider, not poisonous
yeah looks like wolf spider

brassmonkey 06-19-2009 06:54 PM

dying w0lf spider l0st his ass part

Zuzana Designs 06-19-2009 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xrated J (Post 15980022)
wolf spider, not poisonous

Yepper, I get those in my house too. They look scary! But I guess they are harmless. They still scare the fuck out of me though.

captain.g 06-19-2009 06:56 PM

Does not look like one to me. Here is the pic of one from Wikipedia. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...use-2-edit.jpghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse_spider:thumbsup

Loryn 06-19-2009 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xrated J (Post 15980022)
wolf spider, not poisonous

I love you I hope someone is blowing you right now!!! :1orglaugh

Jman 06-19-2009 06:57 PM

My cats are afraid of spiders... Very dissapointing I must say.

Loryn 06-19-2009 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ The Kid (Post 15980023)
Doesnt look like brown recluse... http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2061.html



yeah looks like wolf spider

You too!!! hehe

Spunky 06-19-2009 07:02 PM

I don't have a problem with bugs as my kitty eats em up

qxm 06-19-2009 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15980033)
My cats are afraid of spiders... Very dissapointing I must say.

they are pussies .. what were u expecting? :upsidedow:winkwink:

saucygirl 06-19-2009 07:09 PM

Brown recluse are much smaller. Those wolf spiders do bite though.

Xrated J 06-19-2009 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 15980031)
I love you I hope someone is blowing you right now!!! :1orglaugh

not yet but hopefully before the night is over :winkwink:

Yngwie 06-19-2009 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15980021)
If I saw that thing in my house I'd be checking into the four seasons until an exterminator comes and nukes the whole place.
WG

you and me both.. Poisonous or not they must all die.

Matt Collins 06-19-2009 07:22 PM

Any spider that has the nerve to come into your house is clearly a liberal and deserves to die! Smart, conservative spiders respect property rights!

Ahhhhhh....a little political humor on a Friday night...

Matt

Loryn 06-19-2009 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Collins (Post 15980079)
Any spider that has the nerve to come into your house is clearly a liberal and deserves to die! Smart, conservative spiders respect property rights!

Ahhhhhh....a little political humor on a Friday night...

Matt

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Now the little libby spider doesn't deserve to die for coming in my house, unless the little libby spider bites me, then I BLOW HIM THE FUCK AWAY!!! :mad:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

PurrrsianPussyKat 06-19-2009 08:14 PM

Recluse have a fiddle shape on their back.

Loryn 06-19-2009 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xrated J (Post 15980063)
not yet but hopefully before the night is over :winkwink:

Tell her your latest girlfriend told you that she needs too suck your dick until her jaw hurts, or your explode in her mouth, which ever comes first!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Loryn 06-19-2009 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat (Post 15980177)
Recluse have a fiddle shape on their back.

Good to know, thank you, I couldn't tell from the pics on the net!!! :)

Loryn 06-19-2009 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saucygirl (Post 15980058)
Brown recluse are much smaller. Those wolf spiders do bite though.

As long as it is not poisonous I am okay with that!!! :thumbsup

punker barbie 06-19-2009 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15980033)
My cats are afraid of spiders... Very dissapointing I must say.

my ex roommate had to 2 cats when i lived in arizona and those stupid kitties would never kill scorpions. we'd find it least 4 a year.

punker barbie 06-19-2009 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 15980011)
Okay I don't know much about those fucker's, they call a Brown Recluse, except they jump and can fuck you up if they bite you!!! I thought I saw something on the ground turned away from it, then saw Lars sniffing at something and there was this beast. I thought it could be a brown recluse so I was trying to kill it with my arm the longest it could stretch, and trust me my arm grew 5 fucking inches when I killed the bastard!!! :1orglaugh

Luckily I didn't smash the front of it, so I decided to snap a pic, and I thought maybe one of you would know wtf it is. I know there are several spiders that look like a recluse so I am not sure. If it is a brown recluse I am calling the bug people and having them spray my whole house inside and out TOMORROW!!! :mad:

Looking at these pics makes my skin crawl. I am not afraid of spiders, BUT jumping spiders will make me scream like a little girl, which is hard to do!!! haha

http://lorynslounge.com/spider1.jpg

Large spider pic for those who want to look closer!!! haha

.

i would have cried like a baby and had someone come over to kill it. yikes.

Loryn 06-19-2009 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 15980195)
my ex roommate had to 2 cats when i lived in arizona and those stupid kitties would never kill scorpions. we'd find it least 4 a year.

Kitties need a spankin'!!! haha

Love your avatar!!! :Graucho

RyuLion 06-19-2009 08:30 PM

cook it till its crunchy..

Loryn 06-19-2009 08:32 PM

You know, I feel bad now!!! :( if I knew it was a wolfy spider I would have scooped him up on a piece of paper and put him outside to eat bugs!!! :disgust

If my kitty saw him it would have been dead in a second, well not true, he would have trapped it and then toyed with the poor things for hours. He is a little sadistic bastards!!! :1orglaugh

Loryn 06-19-2009 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15980213)
cook it till its crunchy..

Is that a Mexican thing???

Elli 06-19-2009 09:10 PM

Scary stuff, Loryn! Yikes!

MediaGuy 06-19-2009 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15980033)
My cats are afraid of spiders... Very dissapointing I must say.

Ahahahahah poor you... I could walk around with my cats in my hands like guns and they GRAB and eat the friggin flies and spiders out of thin air!

But you're better off with spiders... natural enemies to cockroaches so if you have 'em, your roach motel will keep that vacancy sign on full time...

[and I don't know what that fucking thing is but its scary as hell]

:D

Agent 488 06-19-2009 10:04 PM

yes if you get those things they wait until you are sleeping then jump onto you, crawl around in your hair for a bit then bite you. you should call an exterminator.

Supz 06-19-2009 10:16 PM

It looks scary, is it going to eat the pubes it is standing on top of?

Almost Evil 06-19-2009 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 15980216)

If my kitty saw him it would have been dead in a second, well not true, he would have trapped it and then toyed with the poor things for hours. He is a little sadistic bastards!!! :1orglaugh

Thats exactly what my cat does. For hours! Its semi entertaining for me, too. (does that make me sadistic? heh)

Xrated J 06-19-2009 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 15980178)
Tell her your latest girlfriend told you that she needs too suck your dick until her jaw hurts, or your explode in her mouth, which ever comes first!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i like your style :winkwink: :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

papill0n 06-19-2009 10:46 PM

you have more chance of dying from a fucking north korean missile strike than a spider bite

Mr Pheer 06-19-2009 10:46 PM

Yep its a wolf spider, its common here and they can get pretty big. Creepy but not dangerous at all.

You dont have to worry about a brown recluse in Nevada, just the black widows and the less dangerous desert recluse which looks like this:

http://www.bugshutterbug.com/images/...cluse2_500.jpg

2012 06-20-2009 12:13 AM

that's a Bulgarian "needlenosed" gland leecher

bobby666 06-20-2009 03:21 AM

that doesn't look tasty

dirtymind 06-20-2009 04:33 AM

damn that is one spider i don't like to meet. i am not afraid of them at all. but they are just so ugly. My cats would have field trip with a spider like that. They are still young so the change for the spider to escape is great. Got to train my cats better. lol

Scott McD 06-20-2009 04:35 AM

Holy shit !!!!! :party-smi


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