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Drake 06-20-2009 05:02 AM

I've forwarded this thread to PETA.

mrwilson 06-20-2009 05:21 AM

What a beautiful creature!

RyuLion 06-20-2009 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 15980218)
Is that a Mexican thing???

Nooooooooo..:(
:1orglaugh

Manowar 06-20-2009 07:28 AM

dear god that thing is fucking scary

digifan 06-20-2009 07:49 AM

Just a spider, I have some around but they don't bite me.

Walter Gropius 06-20-2009 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33 (Post 15980792)
I've forwarded this thread to PETA.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Is that desert one the one that gives off a numbing substance when it bites you? I've heard the guys in Iraq and Afghanistan have to be careful of them - apparently they get you while you sleep, eat away at you from the foot upwards and, because of the numbing substance, you don't feel a thing. Then you wake up in the morning with half a leg or something! :Oh crap

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 06-20-2009 08:40 AM

you killed a totally harmless spider. congrats.

now watch for karma biting you in the ass.

Shap 06-20-2009 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15980021)
If I saw that thing in my house I'd be checking into the four seasons until an exterminator comes and nukes the whole place.
WG

Exactly what I would do. If the market was better I'd put the house up for sale lol

CDSmith 06-20-2009 09:03 AM

If I ever saw something like that in my house I would

a. shit myself

b. go all Jack Bauer on it with a baseball bat, chair, giant can of RAID, or anything else within reach.

(not necessarily in that order) (in fact I might shit myself twice) (once before going all Jack Bauer, and once after)


Luckily I have electronic devices installed in every level of my home that emits a signal that drives such critters away and keeps them from entering the premises.

Sosa 06-20-2009 09:45 AM

good ole wolf spiders. We get them in the fall quite often when the come in from the fields close to our house.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 06-20-2009 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shap (Post 15981124)
Exactly what I would do. If the market was better I'd put the house up for sale lol


Quote:

Originally Posted by CDsmith (Post 15981124)
If I ever saw something like that in my house I would

a. shit myself


americans are such pussies

AnimeFevers 06-20-2009 09:48 AM

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Walter Gropius 06-20-2009 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15981137)
Luckily I have electronic devices installed in every level of my home that emits a signal that drives such critters away and keeps them from entering the premises.

What what whaaaat? What are these electronic devices and where do I find them?!

Loryn 06-20-2009 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Right (Post 15981096)
you killed a totally harmless spider. congrats.

now watch for karma biting you in the ass.

Hey, I didn't know he was harmless at the time or I wouldn't have killed him, like I posted. I feel bad enough as it is, you don't have to kick me while I am down!!! :( If I believed in karma I would think it has already hit me because I feel horrible and will make it up to the spidy by saving his friends and family, and they have a pretty big family!!! :sadcrying

Loryn 06-20-2009 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Right (Post 15981215)
americans are such pussies

WTF I am a fucking American and a chick at that, and I was mean enough to smash the fucker!!! Now I am off to save his friends and family!!! :disgust

Not to mention CDSmith is a Canadian!!! :thumbsup

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 06-20-2009 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 15981349)
Hey, I didn't know he was harmless at the time or I wouldn't have killed him, like I posted. I feel bad enough as it is, you don't have to kick me while I am down!!! :( If I believed in karma I would think it has already hit me because I feel horrible and will make it up to the spidy by saving his friends and family, and they have a pretty big family!!! :sadcrying

That spidy had a wife and kids. Now they are all on their own. No one is there to take care of them anymore.

:(

CDSmith 06-20-2009 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walter Gropius (Post 15981250)
What what whaaaat? What are these electronic devices and where do I find them?!

http://interstore.com/product/118-76...tml?ref= base

Tjeezers 06-20-2009 11:30 AM

thank you
I have a new desktop background now

Walter Gropius 06-20-2009 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15981445)

I love you!

Loryn 06-20-2009 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Right (Post 15981440)
That spidy had a wife and kids. Now they are all on their own. No one is there to take care of them anymore.

:(

I know I know, I now send spidy support payments and in memory if spidy I have set up a college fund to the University of Entomology. Donation are appreciated!!! :helpme

digifan 06-20-2009 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sex2Have (Post 15981449)
thank you
I have a new desktop background now

Cute :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Drake 06-20-2009 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Right (Post 15981096)
you killed a totally harmless spider. congrats.

now watch for karma biting you in the ass.

:1orglaugh

That thing wouldn't last two seconds if I saw it in my house.

LiveDose 06-20-2009 07:06 PM

Damn that is one ugly mofo!


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