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CurrentlySober 01-22-2009 01:19 PM

If your wife / GF was asleep in the same bed as you...
 
& She shat the bed...

Would you... ?

munki 01-22-2009 01:24 PM

My girl is aware of the proper facilities for such activity...

Besides the point... girls don't shit. It just doesn't happen.

shermo 01-22-2009 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 15373852)
My girl is aware of the proper facilities for such activity...

Besides the point... girls don't shit. It just doesn't happen.

Quoted for truth. If your GF/Wife shit's the bed, than the girls you are having relationships with are obviously either wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too young, or wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too old. :1orglaugh

PornNewz 01-22-2009 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherm (Post 15373889)
Quoted for truth. If your GF/Wife shit's the bed, than the girls you are having relationships with are obviously either wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too young, or wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too old. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JFK 01-22-2009 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 15373791)
& She shat the bed...

Would you... ?


I take it you like Poo ???:Oh crap

emac 01-22-2009 01:35 PM

I'll file divorce asap!

2012 01-22-2009 01:36 PM

and after we're done we can try to pee the stains off the bed

Joe BrainCash 01-22-2009 01:37 PM

I'm confused.. You liked poo. Then, you didn't like poo for a few months.. But you're back to liking poo again?

My girl just doesn't shit, so I don't know what to answer...

In another thread, you reminded me we had actually met on a bus in Amsterdam and when I read that, I didn't remember right away ( before my first coffee in the morning, I'm brain dead). All this to say, I'm probably the only one that can actually identify you :) And I remember our talk too !!!

I'm glad we met when you didn't like poo because i can only imagined what would have happenned... LOL

2012 01-22-2009 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrainPat (Post 15373972)
I'm confused.. You liked poo. Then, you didn't like poo for a few months.. But you're back to liking poo again?

My girl just doesn't shit, so I don't know what to answer...

In another thread, you reminded me we had actually met on a bus in Amsterdam and when I read that, I didn't remember right away ( before my first coffee in the morning, I'm brain dead). All this to say, I'm probably the only one that can actually identify you :)

I'm glad we met when you didn't like poo because i can only imagined what would have happenned... LOL

did you shake hands ? :helpme

Honez 01-22-2009 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrainPat (Post 15373972)
I'm confused.. You liked poo. Then, you didn't like poo for a few months.. But you're back to liking poo again?

My girl just doesn't shit, so I don't know what to answer...

In another thread, you reminded me we had actually met on a bus in Amsterdam and when I read that, I didn't remember right away ( before my first coffee in the morning, I'm brain dead). All this to say, I'm probably the only one that can actually identify you :) And I remember our talk too !!!

I'm glad we met when you didn't like poo because i can only imagined what would have happenned... LOL

There are actually two of us that can identify him :winkwink:


P.S. I don't shit either :upsidedow

Joe BrainCash 01-22-2009 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 15373982)
did you shake hands ? :helpme

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

gornyhuy 01-22-2009 01:49 PM

Is that a thing? Has anyone ever shit the bed ever anywhere??!

The Heron 01-22-2009 01:52 PM

That's not a chick, thats a tranny!

dial 01-22-2009 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 15374097)
Is that a thing? Has anyone ever shit the bed ever anywhere??!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/329455...ng_wot_a_mess/

JD 01-22-2009 01:53 PM

roll in it ftw

dial 01-22-2009 01:56 PM

there we go


RayBonga 01-22-2009 01:56 PM

after rough anal?

seeandsee 01-22-2009 01:56 PM

omg i am trilled about this thread

CurrentlySober 01-22-2009 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrainPat (Post 15373972)
I'm confused.. You liked poo. Then, you didn't like poo for a few months.. But you're back to liking poo again?

My girl just doesn't shit, so I don't know what to answer...

In another thread, you reminded me we had actually met on a bus in Amsterdam and when I read that, I didn't remember right away ( before my first coffee in the morning, I'm brain dead). All this to say, I'm probably the only one that can actually identify you :) And I remember our talk too !!!

I'm glad we met when you didn't like poo because i can only imagined what would have happened... LOL

LOL... Don't forget... My LOVE of poo... (Its not 'Real'... Its just a Board persona) etc....

:)

To be fair though, I didnt say we had 'Met' on the bus...
Just that I was sat across from yah...

TBH, We didnt speak...

But only cause I was afraid of the question... 'Whats your GFY Nic?' EEEKKK!!!

I'd have been thrown off the bus!!!

LOL

Anyway, all joking aside this post was based on a TRUE experience, that took place the other night...

It involved a LOT of vodka and redbull, and a highly embarrassed... EX girlfriend LOL

(Note: I haven't voted myself in the poll ! LOL )

Joe BrainCash 01-22-2009 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 15374190)
LOL... Don't forget... My LOVE of poo... (Its not 'Real'... Its just a Board persona) etc....

:)

To be fair though, I didnt say we had 'Met' on the bus...
Just that I was sat across from yah...

TBH, We didnt speak...

But only cause I was afraid of the question... 'Whats your GFY Nic?' EEEKKK!!!

I'd have been thrown off the bus!!!

LOL

Anyway, all joking aside this post was based on a TRUE experience, that took place the other night...

It involved a LOT of vodka and redbull, and a highly embarrassed... EX girlfriend LOL

(Note: I haven't voted myself in the poll ! LOL )

So, we had that board persona conversation in a thread? Because I remember having this discussion with you..." It's all about branding.."

If you're in amsterdam next year, step forward so we can actually officially meet. But I'm sure I remember your face.. Hope I don't mix you with an innocent non-liking poo person...:winkwink:

CurrentlySober 01-22-2009 02:10 PM

Board 'Burped' Dupe post !

Martin 01-22-2009 02:12 PM

Shit happens yo.

Scott McD 01-22-2009 02:12 PM

I'd make her eat it...

CurrentlySober 01-22-2009 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrainPat (Post 15374242)
So, we had that board persona conversation in a thread? Because I remember having this discussion with you..." It's all about branding.."

If you're in amsterdam next year, step forward so we can actually officially meet. But I'm sure I remember your face.. Hope I don't mix you with an innocent non-liking poo person...:winkwink:


Nope... I can honestly say that I have not spoken to you face to face...
But, yeah. I will be in the Dam in 2009... And I will say Hi'..

Besides, we have mutual UK friends... ie Damian :)

JFK 01-22-2009 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrainPat (Post 15374242)
So, we had that board persona conversation in a thread? Because I remember having this discussion with you..." It's all about branding.."

If you're in amsterdam next year, step forward so we can actually officially meet. But I'm sure I remember your face.. Hope I don't mix you with an innocent non-liking poo person...:winkwink:

Hope I don't mix you with an innocent non-liking poo person...:winkwink:[/QUOTE]
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Joe BrainCash 01-22-2009 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 15374289)
Nope... I can honestly say that I have not spoken to you face to face...
But, yeah. I will be in the Dam in 2009... And I will say Hi'..

Besides, we have mutual UK friends... ie Damian :)

Ok, so we had a board talk then.. Very possible... man, I'm at that point where I don't remember if discussions happenned in real life or on the boards... Snif..

I'm going for a nap now!:helpme

PS: Say hi to Damian.. That damn magician gets all the girls attention!! LOL

kane 01-22-2009 02:35 PM

A friend of mine's GF shit on him once. They were on a cruise and she got the norwalk virus which makes you shit and puke for about 24 hours. They were asleep and she woke up having to shit (I've had the norwalk, when you feel it you have got right then) she tried to crawl over him to get to the bed (why she wasn't sleeping on the outside nobody knows) and she ended up shitting all over him.

They got married a few months later so it must not have turned him off that much :)

CurrentlySober 01-22-2009 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrainPat (Post 15374474)
Ok, so we had a board talk then.. Very possible... man, I'm at that point where I don't remember if discussions happenned in real life or on the boards... Snif..

I'm going for a nap now!:helpme

PS: Say hi to Damian.. That damn magician gets all the girls attention!! LOL

Will Do :) Sleep tight...


and DONT SHIT THE BED LOL
:thumbsup

C-Luv 01-22-2009 02:46 PM

That is gross.

Paul&John 01-22-2009 02:49 PM

New low..

JFK 01-22-2009 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul&John (Post 15374562)
New low..

just when you thought, you have seen it all ?:1orglaugh

salesqueenxxx 01-22-2009 02:58 PM

EEEWWWW NASTY!!! :Oh crap

Broo 01-22-2009 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dial (Post 15374166)
there we go


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ace_luffy 01-22-2009 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherm (Post 15373889)
Quoted for truth. If your GF/Wife shit's the bed, than the girls you are having relationships with are obviously either wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too young, or wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too old. :1orglaugh

nice one bro :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 01-23-2009 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 15374281)
I'd make her eat it...

Well... I rubbed her nose in it, and said 'BAD GIRL' in an authoritative tone of voice...

Nicky 01-23-2009 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 15374190)

Anyway, all joking aside this post was based on a TRUE experience, that took place the other night...

It involved a LOT of vodka and redbull, and a highly embarrassed... EX girlfriend LOL

(Note: I haven't voted myself in the poll ! LOL )

If this is true It's pretty ironic that it happened to you :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 01-23-2009 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 15376834)
If this is true It's pretty ironic that it happened to you :1orglaugh

Tell me about it! Fuck Man! As Pat says.. 'I Like Poo' is just a (GFY) / Message board branding!!!!

But when you wake up at 6.00am, and the bed is all sticky and warm..
Branding goes out the window !!!

EEEWWWWHHH ! :helpme

Lykos 01-23-2009 05:41 AM

Girls are nice,they dont do that:)

E$_manager 01-23-2009 05:43 AM

you found right place to discuss your personal troubles man ;)

Reak AGV 01-23-2009 05:46 AM

Post the pics!


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