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I'd forgive her and buy her a cork

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Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 15373791)

& She shat the bed...

Hey, you're the guy that was once married to Layla Jade aren't you? Is that what happened to cause the split by any chance? :)

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Originally Posted by munki (Post 15373852)

My girl is aware of the proper facilities for such activity...

Besides the point... girls don't shit. It just doesn't happen.

I had a girlfriend that shit once

lets just say that relationship didn't last long...

girls don't shit. or burp. they just don't do it.

Ahahahahahaha! Reason enough to fuck her in the ass...

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Originally Posted by RayBonga (Post 15374169)

after rough anal?

You'd have to forgive a girl for shitting the bed after letting you give her rough anal. :2 cents:

how sick are you? i mean how Sick are you!

I would sleep on the couch

Thats not really normal, is that??

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Originally Posted by sherm (Post 15373889)

Quoted for truth. If your GF/Wife shit's the bed, than the girls you are having relationships with are obviously either wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too young, or wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too old. :1orglaugh

:pimp:1orglaugh:error:helpme:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by dial (Post 15374166)

there we go

That scene was the first thing that popped in my head! Great movie.

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Originally Posted by munki (Post 15373852)

Besides the point... girls don't shit. It just doesn't happen.

:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 15376872)

Tell me about it! Fuck Man! As Pat says.. 'I Like Poo' is just a (GFY) / Message board branding!!!!

But when you wake up at 6.00am, and the bed is all sticky and warm..
Branding goes out the window !!!

EEEWWWWHHH ! :helpme

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww :repuke

my one friend in college was hooking up with this nasty mid 30's chick he met online. he said they would only do anal because she couldnt afford birth control and didnt want to take a chance.... my kind of girl :winkwink: hahahaha

his roommate told me that when she stayed over once, early in the morning he heard them arguing about something him telling her to "get out" and her crying hysterically. then he woke up later and found his roommate sleeping on the couch with his sheets in the trash can.

he said when he opened the trash can it reeked of shit and asked his roommate wtf happened and when he told him he almost vomited :1orglaugh:1orglaugh i guess its all funny till it actually happens to you

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Originally Posted by munki (Post 15373852)

My girl is aware of the proper facilities for such activity...

Besides the point... girls don't shit. It just doesn't happen.

its proven. google it.

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Originally Posted by BrainPat (Post 15373972)

All this to say, I'm probably the only one that can actually identify you :)

Not exactly.

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 15377044)

how sick are you? i mean how Sick are you!

Pretty FUCKING Sick...

Story goes...

Man wakes up, phones his Boss - Says - Sorry boss - Cant come into work today...

Boss asks Why?

Guy says, cause I'm sick...

Your sick? Yes...

Well just exactly HOW SICK ARE YOU?

Guy replies... I'm in bed with my underage sister, I'm fucking her in the ass, and SHE LOVES IT!!! Is that FUCKIN sick enough for you?

Guy loses job... :(

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19583852)

:1orglaugh