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Vendot 12-29-2008 01:35 PM

What the fuck is CSS?
 
OK so I ask him (my site designer) to build me a pure html site with no javascript, no php, no flash, no css and no bullshit. I like to keep things really simple and with minimum hassle and fast load times.

What does he do? He uses CSS on all the pages.

Is CSS a good thing? Does it slow loading times and does it cause compatibility issues on browsers? Can someone clear this one up for me because im just clueless and he's totally obsessed with using CSS on my pages.

sortie 12-29-2008 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 15258149)
OK so I ask him (my site designer) to build me a pure html site with no javascript, no php, no flash, no css and no bullshit. I like to keep things really simple and with minimum hassle and fast load times.

What does he do? He uses CSS on all the pages.

Is CSS a good thing? Does it slow loading times and does it cause compatibility issues on browsers? Can someone clear this one up for me because im just clueless and he's totally obsessed with using CSS on my pages.

Sounds like someone built you a good design and you are about to piss them off by
complaining.

CSS works and is standard and reccomended by most web people.

sortie 12-29-2008 01:41 PM

And if CSS were to actually slow down your website then that would be a clear
sign that you are on a overloaded server.

No way should your site slow down.

munki 12-29-2008 01:42 PM

Cock Swallowing Sluts... do you even work in this industry? :Oh crap:Oh crap


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Sands 12-29-2008 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 15258149)
OK so I ask him (my site designer) to build me a pure html site with no javascript, no php, no flash, no css and no bullshit. I like to keep things really simple and with minimum hassle and fast load times.

What does he do? He uses CSS on all the pages.

Is CSS a good thing? Does it slow loading times and does it cause compatibility issues on browsers? Can someone clear this one up for me because im just clueless and he's totally obsessed with using CSS on my pages.

CSS is an excellent way to control the appearance of all the elements and items on a website. It should not encumber the site, and there may be cross-browser compatibility issues dependent upon what you're trying to do accomplish. However, a good designer will know how to create valid CSS and HTML so these cross-browser issues are compensated for, or avoided altogether.

StuartD 12-29-2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 15258149)
OK so I ask him (my site designer) to build me a pure html site with no javascript, no php, no flash, no css and no bullshit. I like to keep things really simple and with minimum hassle and fast load times.

Sounds to me like you don't know what you're doing and should leave it up to your designer. :2 cents:

mona 12-29-2008 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 15258149)
I like to keep things really simple and with minimum hassle and fast load times.

That is exactly what CSS does...It can significantly increase load times by decreasing the amount of code.

http://www.webweaver.nu/html-tips/load-time.shtml

TeenCat 12-29-2008 01:51 PM

html is oldschool, css is teaching at school now ... i can cut for you clean html in hour, my programmer cut css in three hours saying that css is needed for seo ... i am always making only simple html pages and i can be at the first page in 12 hours for millions keyword ... so, css is just new html, but you can hear also that html is shit and only assholes are using it ... :) just wanted to say ...

Emma 12-29-2008 01:52 PM

Cascading Style Sheets

munki 12-29-2008 01:53 PM

its like a blowjob... only from your rendered html, not a cute chick... and without the really great orgasm part, just streamlined updating and layout... yeah... so its kinda nothing like a blowjob, but its still pretty great

Voodoo 12-29-2008 01:53 PM

You should have had him just do the whole thing in Perl.

QUOTE FOR TRUTH:
"because im just clueless"

Snake Doctor 12-29-2008 01:54 PM

This is a webmaster board and you're asking what CSS is?

That's like someone going to a mechanic's board and asking what a V-8 is or an attorney's board and asking what due process is.

sortie 12-29-2008 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 15258224)
its like a blowjob... only from your rendered html, not a cute chick... and without the really great orgasm part, just streamlined updating and layout... yeah... so its kinda nothing like a blowjob, but its still pretty great

:1orglaugh

Voodoo 12-29-2008 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15258230)
This is a webmaster board and you're asking what CSS is?

That's like someone going to a mechanic's board and asking what a V-8 is or an attorney's board and asking what due process is.

http://terrengsykkel.no/img/magasin/...z-V8-juice.jpg
?????????????

Donfoolio 12-29-2008 02:00 PM

css is good. if you know nothing about any of it assuming to tell the guy how to do his job is the very definition of pomp. There is a BIG difference between defining parameters to work within and outright overstepping your own position as a boss. :2 cents:

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sortie 12-29-2008 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 15258218)
html is oldschool, css is teaching at school now ... i can cut for you clean html in hour, my programmer cut css in three hours saying that css is needed for seo ... i am always making only simple html pages and i can be at the first page in 12 hours for millions keyword ... so, css is just new html, but you can hear also that html is shit and only assholes are using it ... :) just wanted to say ...


It's kind of hard to have a decent website with no html.
Even a 100% flash site is going to have an html page with the embed code.

sortie 12-29-2008 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15258247)

Sooooooo....you don't work on cars do ya? :1orglaugh

AaronM 12-29-2008 02:07 PM

If anybody reading this thread is interested in giving me a fair price on a CSS based MySpace profile, hit me up.

leek 12-29-2008 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 15258149)
What does he do? He uses CSS on all the pages.

I hate doing jobs for people like you. Hopefully you didn't complain too much, you might still be able to salvage a good designer.

PR_Sebas 12-29-2008 02:27 PM

Wow, you guys really tore this guy apart.

Vendot 12-29-2008 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NwSebas (Post 15258386)
Wow, you guys really tore this guy apart.

Actually, thats what i was hoping for........ up front, in your face. Thanks for the feedback guys.

I wanted to be sure before I complained about anything and it seems that my fears were completely unfounded. I'll let him continue with the CSS.

Supz 12-29-2008 04:53 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Css

pornask 12-29-2008 04:59 PM

CSS can help your site get indexed better. If there are way too many HTML tables embedded withon one another, it may make it difficult for SE bot to spider the content of the page thoroughly.

If you page doesn't get fully indexed or if SE bots don't follow all the links on the page, you may consider CSS instead of tables to make it easier on SE bots

SomeCreep 12-29-2008 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 15258149)
Is CSS a good thing? Does it slow loading times and does it cause compatibility issues on browsers? Can someone clear this one up for me because im just clueless and he's totally obsessed with using CSS on my pages.

CSS is good, taste like banana.

JamesK 12-29-2008 05:34 PM

He's actually doing you a favor, stop complaining.

HomerSimpson 12-29-2008 05:40 PM

css speeds up site loading, and simplifies the site code,
but sometimes css can be very complex for someone else to maintain or edit...
but in general it's a good thing...

fris 12-29-2008 05:50 PM

hi Alienq

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-29-2008 05:55 PM

css is used with load times in mind. proper use of a stylesheet should speed up your load times, not slow them.

spacedog 12-29-2008 06:00 PM

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fris 12-29-2008 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15258292)
If anybody reading this thread is interested in giving me a fair price on a CSS based MySpace profile, hit me up.

I would try potter, he does them when hes not booked, hes a wiz at css



http://www.myspace.com/mypixeladdiction

mona 12-29-2008 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerSimpson (Post 15259260)
...but sometimes css can be very complex for someone else to maintain or edit...
but in general it's a good thing...

Yes, it can get complex, but I find that CSS saves time since the lion's share of one's design can be kept in one file, and come time to edit, one must only worry about one file as opposed to going through the entire site to edit :2 cents:

J. Falcon 12-29-2008 06:04 PM

css is the way to go

AaronM 12-29-2008 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 15259366)
I would try potter, he does them when hes not booked, hes a wiz at css



http://www.myspace.com/mypixeladdiction


Potter and I have discussed this. I find that a grand is WAY out of line for what I am looking for. :2 cents:

potter 12-29-2008 06:23 PM

CSS is HTML. :2 cents:

HorseShit 12-29-2008 06:26 PM

I find it funny he is questioning his designer lol

potter give AaronM a break :thumbsup

potter 12-29-2008 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15259443)
Potter and I have discussed this. I find that a grand is WAY out of line for what I am looking for. :2 cents:

That was the price for doing it while I was booked. I offered to do it a couple weeks ago at an hourly rate. :2 cents:

potter 12-29-2008 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15259469)
potter give AaronM a break :thumbsup

I offered :thumbsup

stickyfingerz 12-29-2008 06:30 PM

Umm ya ok.. wow..

AaronM 12-29-2008 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 15259471)
That was the price for doing it while I was booked. I offered to do it a couple weeks ago at an hourly rate. :2 cents:


I seem to recall something like that.

Not sure how you run your business but I know how I run mine. My rate doesn't change if I am busy or slow. My rate is my rate....I consider that the only fair way to do business.

My work is not worth any more during a slow week than it is during a busy week.


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