I got arrested @ Mcdonalds tonight
 

It's only once in awhile i actually stoop so low as to eat at mcdonalds, but on the rare occassion i am forced to eat fast food i usually get a big mac & some fries.

Well tonights bigmac tasted like someone took a shit on it, so in a rage of fury i drive back up to mcdonalds.

I am greeted by a fat redneck bitch missing 4 of her front teeth, after politely asking for my $9 back she goes to the cash register & deducts 4$ because i didn't bring the drinks back in.

At that exact moment 3ounces of pure adrenaline leaked into my veins & i flew off the fucking wall like a caged monkey snorting cocaine. I threatened to call the INS on the (And i quote) "Retarded Non english speaking mongloid mexicans in the kitchen" & on and on and on i went shouting profanities.

People started running from the store thinking a gun fight was about to break out....soon after the cops showed up & detained me why i explained the entire situation.

Got my fucking 9$ back...& cost mcdonalds about 3,000$ because they had to shut down the drive-thru for a little over an hour

FUCK YOU MCDONALDS! And fuck all the ignorant ass immigrant fucks that make up their employees!

Your a bad ass!

fast food is crap

i no speake engliss

I prefer Burger King more for the burgers. I used to enjoy BK french fries but the fries at my cafeteria are kick-ass; they add seasoning.. yum!

uuhhmm.. are you like related to Voodoo, cause you have his temper :1orglaugh

I love stories like that. I wish you got some pictures. :thumbsup

I swear to god i was ready to crack some fucking skulls....but common sense finally settled in once i realized how truly pointless fighting against inferior people really is.

Bro, you just made me spit my coke all over my monitor.....LOLOL, thats some funny shit, (but I agree with your actions). Can I suggest, a good ol "Goat Milk" diet??...that will keep you out of Micky D's for a while??.....hehehehe:winkwink:


Had to add in the Goat Milk:winkwink:

Yea man...i am on a diet, but there wasn't any salad or chicken breasts left in the freezer, so i had to settle for dog shit :1orglaugh

<H1>YA!</H1>
I stopped eating there when I found out they were paying the IRA protection money :thumbsup

remember this when you order your next big mac

http://www.hotlocalescorts.com/mcd.gif

huh?

In my army you would get a fucking medal and a promotion for that shit.

PR0 YOU aND I need to hook up asap lmao I want to take ya to the 5000000000000 mickeyD's around here and have you go off on them WHILE of course I video it all. JEZZZZ man I can't wait to we go fishing mate. Peace



TOM

I wont pay a % for the ammo aimed at me :321GFY

Rotten Ronnie admitted in 1986 that he was paying protection money to the IRA

so i guess you were pretty Mcpissed :1orglaugh




Mike..............

It's fine to complain about bad food, but what do you have against Mexicans? When I lived in LA I made some good friends that are Mexican... It's none of my biz either, but it's funny to see Lightning post on this -- I think I even seen a pic of Lightning chillin in Mexico w/ a Mexican webmaster chick!

Thats a Mctuffguy :thumbsup

ima black messixcan

Oh shut the fuck up with your politcally correct bullshit, i was talking about this particular instance & the people involved, not generalizing a race of people. Anyone that knows me knows i'm not a fucking biggot or a rascist.

LMAO!!

The Big Mac Attack!


:BangBang:

Who needs to learn to spell!

Good job, pr0. Mickey D has to have some respect.

Jeezus no wonder you guys hate fast food. $9? I got a Big Mac in front of me right now that cost less than $5 and it's supersized. What the hell are they doing to you up there? $4 for a drink? What did you get a 6 pack of beer with it?



:glugglug

Uh oh, come Monday morning we'll have that McDonald's internet lawyer posting here again......

dont fuck with a fat man and his food right pr0?

i miss watching you go apeshit on chineise people after their food sucked ass :1orglaugh

i guess ARBY's doesntt count :1orglaugh

its called hisponix bizzatch!! spanglish+ebonics

Arbys is high class fast food, so its not in the same category :Graucho

Bet your ass. :thumbsup

Dude, chill out. All that rage for a fricking crappy McD burger? What do you expect for .99cents, Filet Mignon quality like at Mortons?

I'll fight for principles also, but not blow my blood pressure through the roof and get arrested when doing so.

Fuck you gotta to be careful these days, down in Florida so many people have concealed weapons permits its scary. You get into pissing contests here and you stand a good chance of looking like swiss cheese real quick unless your packin too. hehehe

McDonalds is actually healthy if you eat it once or twice
a month.

What happens is that it empties out your system
(through massive diarrhea and vomit) and you fee
like a new man the next day. :Oh crap

I go over there and stuff my ass retarded whenever
they have those $.29 hamburgers. mmmmm.

The trick is to make it home BEFORE shitting in
your pants. 5-10 minutes is usually a safe time,
although it depends on how fast your stomach
digests/attempts to digest that nasty shit.

mm. makes me wanna run to the bathroom just
thinking about it?

luc

^---- gfy reg that dint wanna get sued by Ronald McSchlongald

I missed the part where you got arrested. Detained is not arrested.

he was gona get arrested by he and the cop came to an "agreement" :Graucho

What did I miss here? I just got back from work. Today I took a huge dump in the hamburger meat before leaving ...

Valium man... that is all I gotta say..

Stick to Subway. At least you can watch them make that stuff. No telling what they do to the ingredients before they bring them out, though.

Makes me fucking sick just thinking about it. Humans are just disgusting animals, poor people working at mcdonalds are just that much worse :(