Eric, Ice I got only 1 thing to say...
 

That is all! Good thing I do not sing anymore.

my animals are tense - thanks

Your posting should come with ear plugs :2 cents:

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Be careful - he is strapping a 9mm under that hood, and are not afraid to hide behind a van and use it

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No shit huh?

What tune am I playing in? Its not B!

I think the point was that your guitar is out of tune, and it's not what Tune you're playing in, it's what Key. With the amount of distortion you have on there, a 2 year old could jump up and down on your guitar and it would sound the same.

I'm not going to listen again to figure it out... my ears are still bleeding

Ehh I dont give a shit, it gets girls pussy's wet so what ever it is it works:1orglaugh

by far the gayest video on youtube

http://langworth.com/pub/talks/cadub...es/wet_cat.jpg


How does your playing get the pussies wet? I must know!

Simple... the cats are running in fear and fall in the swimming pool :upsidedow

Spoken like a true pretend musician.

Jumping off a bridge

http://www.indiewire.com/movies/TheBridge2.jpg

Alien, I picked up the newest Joe Satriani signature model last night, the Ibanez JS1200.

http://www.mrpheer.com/pics/guitars/js1200.jpg

Well first of all the Pussy better not have any hair, it must be shavin for any consideration:thumbsup

Now throw some water on it:thumbsup

For those of you that want a technical analysis of what I did there.

The guitar is tuned Drop D. As far as the Key goes, its improve, lighten up, I make use of the Pentatonic Scale ( which is a stable of blues/Rock and Metal ) in the scales Pentonic A Major and Pentatonic A Minor. I tend to like Major scales though they tend to give me results I like. I also like D Dorian and contrasting it with C Lydian.

Lydian and Dorean are violent together it makes for alot of pain and anguish when woven. Many major Metal Guitarists do this, infact most real guitarists dont give a shit what it is, if it sounds OK it's good enough, we leave the dumbshits behind to try and figure out what the fuck they heard.

The above is by no means a technical masterpiece its an Improv for fucks sakes.

But I know some of you would rather die than give any credit to anyone or anything in life so what you think does not matter.

I know what I like and fuck you if you don't like it.

OMG I thought you could play dude? Wtf?

You and a guitar together makes for a lot of pain and anguish for us :Oh crap

Post some of your shit then we can talk:thumbsup
C-mon Icey show me yer tits! Or you afraid people will hate on your playing to?

yea cum on ice lets c what ya got brother man!! :) or anyone else?

Fuck after reading all this, I'm not posting anything I play here, ever.

:(:Oh crap

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Dude, you can't be afraid of what people think of your playing.
Only person you can depend on in your playing is you.

I've gotten bottled in LA to the shoulder and I have had people tell me its the best shit they heard in a long time. Both and the same to me. I just do what I think sounds good. After all it's me talking through the fucking thing why do I want to talk like someone else when expressing myself?

Only reason we play a guitar is to chill out and have some fun with it:thumbsup

PS: THe Ibanez. I like Ibanez I really do I just have a problem with them not giving me a raw sound. I like grizzly tones and Ibanez really did not do that for me. Maybe it's the rigs being used with the Ibanez that I just messed around with. Ibanez has really a perfect sound tones out of it are very precise which is probably why I am not into them.

Put it through a Marshal and ya sound like everyone else:( Even though Marshal has one of the best sounds and most major guys run around with em. It's ironic in a way.

Whats really Ironic is some guys that are in the pro's just put Marshals upfront and its not what they are actually playing through. Dave Mustane comes to mind about this because behind those marshal's ya see on stage he is running through Line 6.

One can say that some people look for gear first to determine if what they hearing is good LOL:) I play through a ROland JC120 with a simple DS 1 Distortion pedal. SO the crunch is doubled. THe Distortion on the Roland about 1/2 way and the DS 1 3/4's.

You're broke, devoid of a life or income without this board and your posting half assed guitar riffs to suck up?

You do understand playboy as it is known is going to die yes? Sucking cock virtually or literally isn't going to help you? Playboy is trading at 1.92 a share with a market cap of 54 million.

Eric and Ice aren't going to be able to help you much longer. In six months, neither of them are going to have jobs in all likelyhood.

Tell us how you really feel:1orglaugh

Another troll :Oh crap lol

This is why I read threads before clicking links.

I actually thought it was pretty good

you have to remember alien, this is the same crowd that thinks tattoos on women are nasty, so any time hard distortion is pulled out they are going to get their canes and wobble away while they try and put their ear plugs in

IALIEN invented distortion!

I need to be honest here.. First, your bends are very sloppy, the notes you are using do not go with each other and sounds very out of tune. You need to learn what scales/modes etc.. go together.. No trying to diss you. just stating what I think when listening to you play. just sounds very sloppy and all over the place. Improvising is all good, but whatever you are making up should at least sound like something other than a mess.

take the time to learn these modes and how to use them together.

Ionian Mode
Dorian Mode
Phrygian Mode
Lydian Mode
Mixolydian Mode
Aeolian Mode
Locrian Mode

And work on your string bending.

for the records: i can't play guitar if my life depended on it. but i have been working behind mixing consoles for about 10 years - live and in studios - and financed school and studying with that. and i hear when something is not in tune. that's not a judgement about you musical abilities, it's just a statement ;)

Awesome shit dude!! shit I should throw up some of my shit and see what ya's think..

Thats why I have so much gear! I like to sound bluesy sometimes, over distorted heavy sometimes, sometimes just like a good old classic sound, and sometimes just want that 80's metal sound.

http://www.mrpheer.com/pics/guitars/group4.jpg

I have more guitars and more amps not in that pic. I think I've shown you the others. But that spidervalve amp does pretty much anything I want, and the Pod X3 Live in my office covers anything that the big amp can do, plus has line out direct to my computer for recording.