I am willing to take on one "1" SEO / SEM clientfrom GFY
 

No assholes losers or pieces of shit

If you want to kill your competition in the SERPS ... forever

make an offer here and I might take you on

If your budget is less than 10k, please dont bother

cya

FYI ... this is a serious thread

will show serious results to serious people

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you're a dumb fucking idiot, get a life you broke loser

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whats next? you gonna offer to make people invisible? maybe teach people how to levitate ... i mean teach "serious" people, of course.

because you have tons of credibility... i might be interested

why should people give a guy with a "long criminal history" more than 10,000.00 USD?

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Yes we all know about your extensive criminal history no need to manufacture one for me

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i think i'm going to make you implode again. probably will stop by the marriot and make sure their legal dept gets your post about how you are trying to scam them in a fake lawsuit.

which one refused to hire you for being a retard and a douchebag that can't stay out of trouble? the channelside one? isn't there another one over by the international plaza?

need to go do some cardio.. .then i'm going to make fun of you all day long. not because its healthy or productive... but because for some horrible reason, it amuses me and helps me get work done at the same time.

thats great .. but its not me... thanks for the forum promo

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I predict that your one client that you say contacts you in private will never have a name nor post a testimonial after. I also predict that person will get #1 for every search engine for every search term even though none of the results will have changed that any one can tell. I also predict that I will have rice pasta with tomatoes for lunch.

PS, please do feel free to prove me wrong on any of these points... without staring in my windows at noon.

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i'm gonna take on one client for free who wants to be number one in google for "andre goes to jail"

yes, everyone is going to jump on giving some dumb, broke fuck 10k$ to do "SEO" work haha

I thought Pussy Server was a surfer? Didnt he tell Sticky that? Sure someone will give a surfer 10k :1orglaugh

10K? That`s a lot watermelons

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So many funny threads with this pussyserver guy in it.

Envy

Jealousy

And hate .... all go hand in hand

For anyone in serious need of real SEO... I out rank in serps's controls more surfers and have more traffic than any of my clueless haters

so if you have the money and need real results.... hit me up

Right, except that in the context of this thread, they're opposites.

have you got a first page listing for any good terms? like porn , free porn, porn movies, etc

once i pay you 10k to rank in the top 5 for "home mortgage" can you help me catch a unicorn? does that cost extra?

What else can you help us get Top 10 results in that fall within your area of expertise??

Can you help us not get a top 10 minimum wage job at the Marriot?

Can you help us get a top 10 frivolous lawsuit against a huge corporation that will wipe their ass with it?

Can you help us steal the top 10 Tickle Me Elmo dolls from KB Toys?

Can you tell us about the top 10 jails in Hillsborough County?

Can you tell us about the top 10 inmates that made you their bitch?

Can you tell us about the top 10 times you got raped in the shower?

Whoever pays this kid 10k, can pay me another 10k for laughing about it.

This is the same guy that couldn't figure out how whois works?

Oh yes, a bona fide, certified expert.

At making people laugh here.

of course

ICQ me lets get you the results you need!!

Your ICQ is offline...

No! He owns Domain Tools :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

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If I post in here, will you add me to your ignore list too?

So I think it would be easier for ppl to contact you now :)

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Did that domain transfer of domaintools.com finally go through?