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stickyfingerz 11-01-2008 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 14988116)
You should invest your time in getting a life and trying build your washed up biz instead of posting in forums

stupid fuckin piece of shit

I am going to own you just one more time today. I mean you picked that term because its a high ppc on adsense right, not because you already have possible traffic and ad campaigns running for it right?

https://gfy.com/12315070-post12.html


:uhoh

And its Saturday if I feel like poking the bear (and by bear I mean gay, fat, hairy top), then Ill poke the bear. :1orglaugh

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14988103)
I am more into search phrases than words, so let's be really fair. How about "andre trotter is a criminal that is trying to sue marriot hotels" with the quotation marks since there are no results that way.

mesothelioma has 9 million results, so it is hardly unique (a requirement of my challenge). Since you want to modify the rules, how about "seo web host" since there are only 10k results.

back to the false name calling huh? One would think you were better than that .....

was just a simple challenge

no clue why every thread has to spiral into false accusations my issues with any hotel are unrelated and I really don't understand why you just that

and on that note take it easy

Phil 11-01-2008 11:54 AM

how about "KB Toys petty thief" as your search term? This should bring up something in google..

bushwacker 11-01-2008 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 14988199)
I am going to own you just one more time today. I mean you picked that term because its a high ppc on adsense right, not because you already have possible traffic and ad campaigns running for it right?

https://gfy.com/12315070-post12.html


:uhoh

And its Saturday if I feel like poking the bear (and by bear I mean gay, fat, hairy top), then Ill poke the bear. :1orglaugh

PWNED!!!!!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

stickyfingerz 11-01-2008 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 14988232)
back to the false name calling huh? One would think you were better than that .....

was just a simple challenge

no clue why every thread has to spiral into false accusations my issues with any hotel are unrelated and I really don't understand why you just that

and on that note take it easy

Maybe if the bet doesn't work out for you, you can sue for racial prejudice against google. :1orglaugh

baddog 11-01-2008 12:01 PM

I gave you the opportunity to come up with a "unique phrase" and you come up with a word that is hardly unique, and by definition, not a phrase. I gave you the opportunity to pick a phrase because I am on the road and won't be back for several days. I did not have time to research phrases that have no results.

I will admit surprise when I happened upon "andre trotter is a criminal that is trying to sue marriot hotels." I think we should go for it. Remember, you will have to register a new domain name. Since you own domaintools.com we will use your WHOIS service to determine the date of registration.

You can't get the domain until after your $25k has been deposited. You should have that covered by the time I get home. We can start then.

RenegadeCash Mark 11-01-2008 12:01 PM

So is this challenge gonna happen?

stickyfingerz 11-01-2008 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by RenegadeCash Mark (Post 14988276)
So is this challenge gonna happen?

It could happen. Those Extend pills that they sell on TV could also increase your penis size by double! :thumbsup

baddog 11-01-2008 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 14988368)
It could happen. Those Extend pills that they sell on TV could also increase your penis size by double! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Jdoughs 11-01-2008 12:43 PM

That term is basically a no-go for anyone in this thread. Especially with a new site.

Grats to the bullshitters.

Phil 11-01-2008 12:54 PM

are you telling me that pussyserver is nothing but bullshit? comeon, I always thought he was serious ...

stickyfingerz 11-01-2008 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 14988612)
are you telling me that pussyserver is nothing but bullshit? comeon, I always thought he was serious ...

Most expert SEO people apply for jobs at hotels. Didn't you know that?

Phil 11-01-2008 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 14988619)
Most expert SEO people apply for jobs at hotels. Didn't you know that?

no didn't know that.. however I did hear that they like to shop at KB Toys alot.

stickyfingerz 11-01-2008 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 14988640)
no didn't know that.. however I did hear that they like to shop at KB Toys alot.

I've heard that too. Im guessing he was going to work at the marriot in plans to lure away Dixie from me and hire her on down there. PHEW glad he didn't get that job, or else she might leave me then. :Oh crap:1orglaugh

Pleasurepays 11-01-2008 01:42 PM

for those that don't recall... AaronM called him out on his burglary arrest a couple years ago, during one of pussyservers "i own you all" type rants.... pussyserver got quiet, begged him not to bring it to the boards.. then told him on ICQ that it was his brother, not him. of course when JaneB found the lawsuit docs... he admitted that he WAS andre trotter.

stickyfingerz 11-01-2008 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 14988753)
for those that don't recall... AaronM called him out on his burglary arrest a couple years ago, during one of pussyservers "i own you all" type rants.... pussyserver got quiet, begged him not to bring it to the boards.. then told him on ICQ that it was his brother, not him. of course when JaneB found the lawsuit docs... he admitted that he WAS andre trotter.

You are confusing two things there. 1. Is a charge brought against him for the attempted break in at a KB toys.
1. The other was a mugshot that was found, and I can't forget the reason for that charge.

Supposedly his brother at the time used his name when he was taken into custody. So there was a question surrounding whether the mugshot that was found in pub police records was him or his brother. In that case it is more likely the mugshot was of his brother.

Pleasurepays 11-01-2008 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 14988792)
You are confusing two things there. 1. Is a charge brought against him for the attempted break in at a KB toys.
1. The other was a mugshot that was found, and I can't forget the reason for that charge.

Supposedly his brother at the time used his name when he was taken into custody. So there was a question surrounding whether the mugshot that was found in pub police records was him or his brother. In that case it is more likely the mugshot was of his brother.

hmm... one of the arrest records then should say Andre, aka "SEO guru who owns mesothelioma"

baddog 11-01-2008 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 14988792)
You are confusing two things there. 1. Is a charge brought against him for the attempted break in at a KB toys.
1. The other was a mugshot that was found, and I can't forget the reason for that charge.

Supposedly his brother at the time used his name when he was taken into custody. So there was a question surrounding whether the mugshot that was found in pub police records was him or his brother. In that case it is more likely the mugshot was of his brother.

Nah, pretty sure Aaron's thread included mention of the toy store as well.

stickyfingerz 11-01-2008 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14988825)
Nah, pretty sure Aaron's thread included mention of the toy store as well.

It did, and the toy store one was without doubt pussyserver. I think the mugshot was due to a moving violation while driving and suspended license or something like that. It was a lesser charge than the toy store one.

papill0n 11-01-2008 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 14987440)
Easy to run around the forums talking crap

:2 cents: :2 cents:

Profits of Doom 11-01-2008 02:04 PM

A hundred seo experts cooking my omelet made to order at the Marriott breakfast buffet...

NickPapageorgio 11-01-2008 02:20 PM

Here's the thing though. If you were such an SEO god...you wouldn't need to be on some dumb adult webmaster board peddling your wares. Oh wait, you're gonna do someone a FAVOR by offering your services to them. See, the only problem with that is...people who find a way to make money where others fail to make money...seldom...IF EVER...give away anything.

Personally, I couldn't care any less than I do right now about this thread or you, I honestly have my own shit going on to the max, but figured I'd chime in with my opinion.

My opinion is this:
You are an idiot who has nothing to offer anyone other than your cellmate. Please waste no more time and kill yourself as soon as you possibly can. Even if you have to rent a gun or step in front of a moving roller coaster, do not wait any longer to rid the world of yourself. Help stop the parasite that is your DNA from spreading any further. That is all, continue your worthless thread starting now.

Phil 11-01-2008 02:25 PM

ouch... did you hear that Andre Trotter? Kill yourself..

marcjacob 11-01-2008 02:51 PM

Wow did this thread backfire?

Iron Fist 11-01-2008 03:40 PM

Hmmm.... place on ignore vs. tell him to go kill himself...

DAMMIT.. it is a hard decision!

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 04:22 PM



Ok How about some real facts ... this is going to hurt my groupies but uhhhh

The job was not for some desk position or some cooking position it was a high level engineering position any 4 of you idiots put together could only try to understand.

None of you know shit about me and 100% of the people talking shit in this thred are complete losers and retards who as a group dont even make as much as I do on my 9-5 yep I also have a 9-5 job

And two degrees ... and more rank and power than you retards will ever know. I was turned down for a job that I was more than qualified for that pays 200/k yr and watched while they hired someone with half my credentials

that is why I have a lawsuit against the marriot

I never been arrested to anything having to do with a toy store, my 9-5 does background checks that will bring up your blood type

Yes I am black

Yes I make more in a day on my mainstream keywords than you make all year following me around and doing whatever you do. Your ignorance is evident ... If I were you I would be sucking my dick until it was sore... but not knowing what the hell is going on... ever ... is part of what makes a groupie a groupie ..right?

Yes I outsmart, outwit and manipulate those who are lesser than me on a daily basis and amuse myself by making my monkeys on GFY ( fans) jump thru hoops and dance on my command.

I have more money than any of my fans can count... and every single dime of it is a result of hard work.

A quick search thru all of my threads will reveal one fact about my groupies.... do you notice that there is not not 1 single successful person on the girly group bandwagon talking dumb??

Nope... not a single one ...

As always the ride is fun

I am not going anywhere Andre Trotter , the black guy with more education and money than you ... with more skills a better life and more homes than you will still be here tomorrow... making his monkeys jump .


heres a hoop chimps.... I am sure you all know what to do

quiet 11-01-2008 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 14989294)


Ok How about some real facts ... this is going to hurt my groupies but uhhhh

The job was not for some desk position or some cooking position it was a high level engineering position any 4 of you idiots put together could only try to understand.

None of you know shit about me and 100% of the people talking shit in this thred are complete losers and retards who as a group dont even make as much as I do on my 9-5 yep I also have a 9-5 job

And two degrees ... and more rank and power than you retards will ever know. I was turned down for a job that I was more than qualified for that pays 200/k yr and watched while they hired someone with half my credentials

that is why I have a lawsuit against the marriot

I never been arrested to anything having to do with a toy store, my 9-5 does background checks that will bring up your blood type

Yes I am black

Yes I make more in a day on my mainstream keywords than you make all year following me around and doing whatever you do. Your ignorance is evident ... If I were you I would be sucking my dick until it was sore... but not knowing what the hell is going on... ever ... is part of what makes a groupie a groupie ..right?

Yes I outsmart, outwit and manipulate those who are lesser than me on a daily basis and amuse myself by making my monkeys on GFY ( fans) jump thru hoops and dance on my command.

I have more money than any of my fans can count... and every single dime of it is a result of hard work.

A quick search thru all of my threads will reveal one fact about my groupies.... do you notice that there is not not 1 single successful person on the girly group bandwagon talking dumb??

Nope... not a single one ...

As always the ride is fun

I am not going anywhere Andre Trotter , the black guy with more education and money than you ... with more skills a better life and more homes than you will still be here tomorrow... making his monkeys jump .


heres a hoop chimps.... I am sure you all know what to do

it just gets better and better :glugglug

WiredGuy 11-01-2008 04:31 PM

Isn't it just easier to do the SEO yourself and keep the traffic and sell it to the best bidder?
WG

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 11-01-2008 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet (Post 14989301)
it just gets better and better :glugglug

the insane rants of the demented negro even drew Quiet out of hiding

:1orglaugh

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 14989320)
Isn't it just easier to do the SEO yourself and keep the traffic and sell it to the best bidder?
WG


I do ....

but since I have some spare time I wasfiching for a new client ti help on the side

If you search all my post... you will never see me trying to sell or promote anything here

the reason is... because I dont need anyone. I was offering someone what really the chance of a lifetime... have me on board starting at 10k ... hell of a deal

its just funny how dumb people are... and how easy this industry is on the weak:2 cents: these guys would starve in my world:2 cents:

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 11-01-2008 04:40 PM

fuck off already you crazy n1gger

no one here believes you're anything but a broke ghetto bum, suffering from heavy brain damage caused by years of crack intake

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Right (Post 14989348)
fuck off already you crazy n1gger


and there you have it ladies and gents...

the true reason for all the envy and hate

I guess it just burns some people up that I am black and living very well

Good job chimp

now heres a high fence .... go for it:pimp

stickyfingerz 11-01-2008 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 14989320)
Isn't it just easier to do the SEO yourself and keep the traffic and sell it to the best bidder?
WG

Charles what 9-5 job do you have? :winkwink:

stickyfingerz 11-01-2008 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 14989334)
I do ....

but since I have some spare time I wasfiching for a new client ti help on the side

If you search all my post... you will never see me trying to sell or promote anything here

the reason is... because I dont need anyone. I was offering someone what really the chance of a lifetime... have me on board starting at 10k ... hell of a deal

its just funny how dumb people are... and how easy this industry is on the weak:2 cents: these guys would starve in my world:2 cents:

Yup that all makes sense. So in between dispensing slushies you managed to get an adsense account setup and have made 23.00 this month. Thats like free money yo! :pimp:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2008 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 14989374)
Yup that all makes sense. So in between dispensing slushies you managed to get an adsense account setup and have made 23.00 this month. Thats like free money yo! :pimp:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Now what are you going to do with that jump rope?? Go for it!!

stickyfingerz 11-01-2008 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 14989354)
and there you have it ladies and gents...

the true reason for all the envy and hate

I guess it just burns some people up that I am black and living very well

Good job chimp

now heres a high fence .... go for it:pimp

Nice detective work there. Now its all clear. Its a racist thing. I totally feel for you, and Ill be the first to pave the way in paying you whatever reparations you feel you deserve. Fuck marriot and their fucking hiring policies. FIGHT THE POWER!!

http://bajiggity.com/public_enemy_fi..._hits_live.jpg

As the rhythm designed to bounce
What counts is that the rhymes
Designed to fill your mind
Now that you've realized the prides arrived
We got to pump the stuff to make us tough
from the heart
It's a start, a work of art
To revolutionize make a change nothin's strange
People, people we are the same
No we're not the same
Cause we don't know the game
What we need is awareness, we can't get careless
You say what is this?
My beloved lets get down to business
Mental self defensive fitness
(Yo) bum rush the show
You gotta go for what you know
Make everybody see, in order to fight the powers that be
Lemme hear you say...
Fight the Power

DixieDash 11-01-2008 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 14989334)
I do ....

but since I have some spare time I wasfiching for a new client ti help on the side

If you search all my post... you will never see me trying to sell or promote anything here

the reason is... because I dont need anyone. I was offering someone what really the chance of a lifetime... have me on board starting at 10k ... hell of a deal

its just funny how dumb people are... and how easy this industry is on the weak:2 cents: these guys would starve in my world:2 cents:

Rofl. Ok first of all, WG is pretty much a genius when it comes to that stuff. And also, why are you still here? I thought you said Goodbye Gfy. Why'd you have to get all dramatic and still here you are. The Marriott called and said the laundry is piling up.

stickyfingerz 11-01-2008 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 14989378)
Now what are you going to do with that jump rope?? Go for it!!

Yes cause you are the master of everyone else. We all bow to your supremacy..
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Can you just hurry up and fuck yourself over so you can get banned and I can get some work done? :1orglaugh

Horny Joe 11-01-2008 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 14987480)
Ok baddog... lets do it

SEO competition

I will even let you name the terms

and since 500.00 is nothing lets make it 1,000.00

If nothing else it might drum you up some biz

How do you want to go about it?:winkwink:

Let's see if any of you can make The Adventures of Hadad the Goat Herder #1 for the search word "Porn" :winkwink:

StuartD 11-01-2008 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 14989294)
If I were you I would be sucking my dick until it was sore...

What ever you do in your own time dude...


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