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Penny Flame 09-18-2008 08:39 AM

Jens Van Assterdam.......I'M CUMMING!!!!!!! (to yo city!!!!)
 
Jens, my sweet, the countdown has begun. In a mere 3 days, or 72 hours, or 4,320 minutes, I will be cumming all over your city. To find you. My future x-husband.

Just wanted to give you the heads up, before we both gave our head up.

To those of you who aren't attending the Amsterdam convention, I have one thing to say....

GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!
http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/IMG_0408.jpg

k0nr4d 09-18-2008 08:42 AM

I'll be there, and probably meeting you as I will be with Jens most of the time

DarkJedi 09-18-2008 08:45 AM

post some nude photos, bitch

Penny Flame 09-18-2008 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 14774886)
I'll be there, and probably meeting you as I will be with Jens most of the time

YES!!!!!! do I smell a threesome?

Penny Flame 09-18-2008 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 14774897)
post some nude photos, bitch

gimme someplace to upload em where I don't get in trouble!

Bitch!

DarkJedi 09-18-2008 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14774910)
gimme someplace to upload em where I don't get in trouble!

Bitch!

email em to me: [email protected]

i'll host em and post :thumbsup

Triple10Terry 09-18-2008 08:52 AM

Can't wait to see the pics!!

k0nr4d 09-18-2008 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14774905)
YES!!!!!! do I smell a threesome?

If you insist :thumbsup

Hotrocket 09-18-2008 08:56 AM

When you meet him, be sure take pics of him and the basement he lives in at his moms house.

Martin 09-18-2008 09:00 AM

Lucky boys.

CaptainHowdy 09-18-2008 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 14774897)
post some nude photos, bitch

Google, mate!

Penny Flame 09-18-2008 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 14774958)
Google, mate!

bwahahahahahhahahahhahha

lazycash 09-18-2008 09:02 AM

Are you and Franck going to at least meet for coffee?

Evil E 09-18-2008 09:03 AM

Don't forget your strap on Penny!

thehand 09-18-2008 09:06 AM

I'll be there -




<<<---I think it's time for you to meet the hand:pimp





.

Penny Flame 09-18-2008 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 14774960)
Are you and Franck going to at least meet for coffee?

if by coffee you mean marijuana and sex, then.....yes. the answer is yes.

Davey, I just sent you some pix, one of me and my titties, and then another of me and my titties about to ride some dick. thanks for hosting my whoredom!!!

Penny Flame 09-18-2008 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thehand (Post 14774985)
I'll be there -




<<<---I think it's time for you to meet the hand:pimp





.

I love hands. I just did an expert guide to handjobs actually, so our meeting should be eventful.

Sometimes, when I masturbate, I sit on my hand till it goes numb, and call it a stranger.

I love strangers....

Jens Van Assterdam 09-18-2008 09:10 AM

Hey hun, ill be back in Amsterdam on sunday this week. Where are you staying? Radisson?

DarkJedi 09-18-2008 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14774984)
Davey, I just sent you some pix, one of me and my titties, and then another of me and my titties about to ride some dick. thanks for hosting my whoredom!!!

RUH ROH!

http://www.nudeteenmodels.com/penny1.jpg

http://www.nudeteenmodels.com/penny2.jpg

Imortyl Pussycat 09-18-2008 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14774999)
I just did an expert guide to handjobs actually


where can i get a copy of that gurl?? i need that training and not afraid to say it. i'm all about self improvement :thumbsup

Penny Flame 09-18-2008 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14775136)
where can i get a copy of that gurl?? i need that training and not afraid to say it. i'm all about self improvement :thumbsup

It releases today actually, through Vivid-Ed.....You can probably buy it directly through Vivid or one of their sellers, perhaps gamelink, or another distributor...

Its for both men and women, and is light hearted and a ton of fun to watch, not to mention sexy and sensual.

There is also a fantastic bobble head Penny Flame that helps to guide you through each segment.

Let me know what you think, and if it helps in anyway....

PR_Sebas 09-18-2008 09:51 AM

hot pics penny

Penny Flame 09-18-2008 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam (Post 14775005)
Hey hun, ill be back in Amsterdam on sunday this week. Where are you staying? Radisson?

at the Pulitzer actually, what should we do first?

here is a list of things I'd like to do.

1. smoke a fat spliff with hash
2. smoke a fat joint with hash
3. eat chocolate covered waffles.
4. drink absinthe
5. sex sex sex
6. smoke another joint with hash.
7. nap
8. ???

(that's as far out as I can think)

Penny Flame 09-18-2008 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NwSebas (Post 14775233)
hot pics penny

spank you berry nuts :)

Marialovesporn 09-18-2008 10:04 AM

We're attending.....:pimp

To those of you who aren't attending the Amsterdam convention, I have one thing to say....

GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!
http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/IMG_0408.jpg[/QUOTE]

Penny Flame 09-18-2008 10:06 AM

yyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh maria!!!!!!


Wanna go whore shopping in the redlight district with me? I figure guys can't be the only ones to have all the fun. :)

Iron Fist 09-18-2008 10:07 AM

OKay those pics were kinda hot...

Jens Van Assterdam 09-18-2008 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14775256)
at the Pulitzer actually, what should we do first?

here is a list of things I'd like to do.

1. smoke a fat spliff with hash
2. smoke a fat joint with hash
3. eat chocolate covered waffles.
4. drink absinthe
5. sex sex sex
6. smoke another joint with hash.
7. nap
8. ???

(that's as far out as I can think)

The schedule coudnŽt look any better :thumbsup
May you could proof your handjob skills between each point of your schedule but weŽll work that out.
Drop me an email with your cellphone # and ill give you a shout as soon as i am back in AMS :winkwink:

[email protected]

Marialovesporn 09-18-2008 10:10 AM

Well, actually ..... this is Marcus ( the boyfriend.... ) speaking here, but I wanna bet you my girl will join you in your Red Light district quest.... After all, she does love porn....

Joe BrainCash 09-18-2008 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14774878)
Jens, my sweet, the countdown has begun. In a mere 3 days, or 72 hours, or 4,320 minutes, I will be cumming all over your city. To find you. My future x-husband.

Just wanted to give you the heads up, before we both gave our head up.

To those of you who aren't attending the Amsterdam convention, I have one thing to say....

GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!
http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/IMG_0408.jpg

Damn!! Nice pic there Penny! I'll see you over there!! We might even smoke one together if you're nice!:pimp

Penny Flame 09-18-2008 10:52 AM

Brainpat, I have a feeling I'll be nicer than I've ever been!!!! thanks to the hospitable circumstances!!!

And Marcus, thank you, I will definitely be stealing your wife for a little run through every whoremongers fantasy!!!

Imortyl Pussycat 09-18-2008 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14775221)
It releases today actually, through Vivid-Ed.....You can probably buy it directly through Vivid or one of their sellers, perhaps gamelink, or another distributor...

Its for both men and women, and is light hearted and a ton of fun to watch, not to mention sexy and sensual.

There is also a fantastic bobble head Penny Flame that helps to guide you through each segment.

Let me know what you think, and if it helps in anyway....

sweeeeeeeeeet! Vivid is a client, maybe they will hook a sista up :thumbsup
dayuuuum, now all i need is someone to practice on. forgot i don't have that covered either :Oh crap

Jens Van Assterdam 09-18-2008 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14775587)
sweeeeeeeeeet!
dayuuuum, now all i need is someone to practice on. forgot i don't have that covered either :Oh crap

<------------ :winkwink:

Penny Flame 09-18-2008 10:59 AM

Jens, I keep trying to email you and it says I've failed miserably at my attempt. Fucking bullshit. lemme try to icq u....

Penny Flame 09-18-2008 11:07 AM

immortalpuss, I bet we can find a BUTTLOAD of guys to practice on. We can do it together. Tag teamin n shit yo

Roald 09-18-2008 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 14774958)
Google, mate!

http://www.freeones.nl/html/p_links/Penny_Flame/

Enjoy!


PS, Penny how many kilos should I bring to Berlin?

Persius 09-18-2008 11:35 AM

Penny get your tongue nice and wet Jens loves rim jobs!

Vegas Ken 09-18-2008 11:39 AM

Oh Shit.... look out here comes Penny!!!

tranza 09-18-2008 11:59 AM

When are you coming down to Brazil, huh Penny?

MrAwesome 09-18-2008 12:02 PM

she's sweeeet!!


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