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EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 02:56 PM

Can you or someone you know write a check for $6,500,000 in under a week? Serious Q.
 
And I don't mean a hot check. :1orglaugh

I know I will get flamed for posting this but I am 100% serious. I came across a once in a lifetime deal where a $6.5 million investment will return many, many times that amount.

There is a small window of time to get the deal done and I've done all I can to get the word out to people that could close on it. The window is tiny so it limits my options considerably. Basically I'm asking if many here could invest this much if they found something worth investing in.

If anyone could and would for the right deal let me know. If my other options don't work out I will run this by anyone after the right paperwork is signed but it would have to be fast. A 2 week approval on a loan might be too long as this could be gone any day.

To the flamers, no I'm not expecting someone to hear a pitch and send me millions. This is a real deal that is going to go down for somebody and I want a piece. :1orglaugh Also, when I say once in a lifetime I mean it. If the deal closed 4 or 5 million could be cashed back while still keeping the income for life.

Shot in the dark I know but it is what it is. :pimp

CurrentlySober 08-25-2008 02:57 PM

I can write a check for ANY amount in aproxx 30 seconds...

Whether or not it will be a GOOD check, is debatable... But it wont take me a week to write it... Thats for sure

Juicy D. Links 08-25-2008 02:57 PM

are you from Nigeria by any chance?

Basher 08-25-2008 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14662075)
are you from Nigeria by any chance?

ha ha:1orglaugh

BusterBunny 08-25-2008 03:00 PM

i can do it but i will need your kidneys as collateral soon as i have them in my hand you will get the check in yours:thumbsup

TyroneGoldberg 08-25-2008 03:00 PM

I do. I have a uncle who's always on the lookout for investments.

ICQ me

Jens Van Assterdam 08-25-2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14662075)
are you from Nigeria by any chance?

I was wondering the same thing :2 cents:

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14662075)
are you from Nigeria by any chance?

If I were from Nigeria I would just scam 6.5 million to throw at this very legitimate deal. :1orglaugh

Vendot 08-25-2008 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireAutopilot (Post 14662100)
If I were from Nigeria I would just scam 6.5 million to throw at this very legitimate deal. :1orglaugh

Im convinced, whats your email addy?

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 14662131)
Im convinced, whats your email addy?

On the chance you are serious [email protected].

:upsidedow

RayBonga 08-25-2008 03:31 PM

I'll paypal it right away :pimp

Eriic 08-25-2008 03:34 PM

Send me all the details and fax of your drivers license and social security and a printout of your credit score to [email protected]

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga (Post 14662214)
I'll paypal it right away :pimp

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eriic (Post 14662236)
Send me all the details and fax of your drivers license and social security and a printout of your credit score to [email protected]

I'd say the trolls would feel stupid after this deal is closed and I can say what it was publicly but I know you don't care. :1orglaugh

O MARINA 08-25-2008 03:38 PM

I sale hahaha's icq

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14662270)
I sale hahaha's icq

hahaha is the first person I thought of but this is an offline deal and not sure he'd care. Also, it would be hard to close from such a distance as I'm sure the person writing a check for 6.5 mill would want to fly in and go over the important stuff. :)

Dennis Rodman 08-25-2008 03:43 PM

What a fucking moron. GTFO.

You would think this assfuck would have enough brains to fly a decent "bro" sig and make 20,000 posts, then throw the bait into the pond.

I just reported this post to fbi.gov, and I am not kidding either. :2 cents:

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis Rodman (Post 14662324)
What a fucking moron. GTFO.

You would think this assfuck would have enough brains to fly a decent "bro" sig and make 20,000 posts, then throw the bait into the pond.

I just reported this post to fbi.gov, and I am not kidding either. :2 cents:

Trolls usually bring something entertaining to the table. At a minimum you should have enough intelligence to reply with a witty comment that only 20% of the population would understand so that you can laugh with the others that are "in the know". You've only brought complete stupidity, time for a new profession. :thumbsup

Eriic 08-25-2008 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireAutopilot (Post 14662257)
I'd say the trolls would feel stupid after this deal is closed and I can say what it was publicly but I know you don't care. :1orglaugh

I guess you are dumb Asshole! I happen to sit on the board of directors at Vulcan, but I knew you were full of shit from the get go ............:321GFY

BradM 08-25-2008 03:56 PM

Business plan reads sound - and your respectable reputation is impressive. I'm in.

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 14662407)
Business plan reads sound - and your respectable reputation is impressive. I'm in.

And obviously with 23,000 posts here you have the 6.5 million to spare. I will eagerly await your response!

Idiot. :)

Dennis Rodman 08-25-2008 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireAutopilot (Post 14662353)
Trolls usually bring something entertaining to the table. At a minimum you should have enough intelligence to reply with a witty comment that only 20% of the population would understand so that you can laugh with the others that are "in the know". You've only brought complete stupidity, time for a new profession. :thumbsup

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Barefootsies 08-25-2008 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basher (Post 14662089)
ha ha:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BradM 08-25-2008 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireAutopilot (Post 14662424)
And obviously with 23,000 posts here you have the 6.5 million to spare. I will eagerly await your response!

Idiot. :)

Great. Though I don't write checks for those amounts, only wires. Just let me have your wire info.

PS. You're awesome, and this is great comic relief.

halfpint 08-25-2008 04:06 PM

I dont get it...Why do you come to GFY and ask for such a large amount of money. If the investment is going to turn over millions in the end why not go to a business advisor/bank Im sure they would leap at the opertunity to make a few million on top of what they loan you

BradM 08-25-2008 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 14662465)
I dont get it...Why do you come to GFY and ask for such a large amount of money. If the investment is going to turn over millions in the end why not go to a business advisor/bank Im sure they would leap at the opertunity to make a few million on top of what they loan you

Because he is really smart and knows GFY is the best place in the world to ask for large sums of investment money.

He is a multi-millionaire with amazing ideas. Don't question him.

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 14662438)
Great. Though I don't write checks for those amounts, only wires. Just let me have your wire info.

PS. You're awesome, and this is great comic relief.

1) You don't have that amount, you're just another wannabe webmaster that thinks his $5,000 per month (maybe) life is wonderful.

2) I'm glad you are enjoying. As mentioned in my first post I expect to get flamed, the fact that those flames come from the biggest posers on the board make it all the more hilarious for ME.

3) The deal is real, sound and will be purchased in the very near future. It is worth many multiples of the investment and in fact most of the investment could be cashed out immediately. This isn't shit you'll find yourself.

4) For every 1000 idiots like you there is 1 person that can afford the price. I don't care if there is a 1 in 1000 chance that person contacts me it's nothing to make a post. I've already spread the word in the avenues I have access to but as mentioned, limited window to work in. If I don't see any response in the next 24 hours (from other avenues, not here) I will spam this shit up and down craigslist on the minute chance someone with some millions to spare gets curious enough to contact.

In case one of the real players from around here sees this, I know wtf it looks like. I do however have a phone, a fax and piles of documents that will prove to you exactly how much this is worth. You are welcome to come visit, come look at the deal in person and decide for yourself. It's real regardless of who believes it.

Brad, I really hope you keep posting. People like you keep me entertained enough to stick around. I'm laughing at you laughing at me because in this case you are the ignorant one.

Carry on :pimp

halfpint 08-25-2008 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 14662468)

He is a multi-millionaire with amazing ideas. Don't question him.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Eriic 08-25-2008 04:14 PM

EmpireAutopilot = Moron + Retard + Fool + DipShit and AssWipe + Idiot * imbecile

Antonio 08-25-2008 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 14662465)
I dont get it...Why do you come to GFY and ask for such a large amount of money. If the investment is going to turn over millions in the end why not go to a business advisor/bank Im sure they would leap at the opertunity to make a few million on top of what they loan you


you make it sound like $6 MIL is some really large sum of money, c'mon, this is GFY, haven't you seen the pictures of the cars we all frive?

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 14662465)
I dont get it...Why do you come to GFY and ask for such a large amount of money. If the investment is going to turn over millions in the end why not go to a business advisor/bank Im sure they would leap at the opertunity to make a few million on top of what they loan you

There is absolutely no time. The only reason this deal is available to me is I am friends with the owner. He already has multiple offers on the table and is being forced to sell quickly. One week might be generous, it could be gone in 2 days if I don't let him know I have an interested party.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 14662468)
Because he is really smart and knows GFY is the best place in the world to ask for large sums of investment money.

He is a multi-millionaire with amazing ideas. Don't question him.

I am really smart, in fact I am smart enough to expect idiotic shit from morons like you. I am not a millionaire, if I were I wouldn't give up this stuff to anyone. It is quite literally worth 8 to 9 figures. Because over 2/3 of the initial investment can be cashed out quickly (something with assets) there is a locked in 50 to 60 times return on investment after assets are sold.

Also, the #1 reason I gave so little details here is so sniveling little shits like you would troll my thread and keep it pegged at the top.

Thanks

BradM 08-25-2008 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireAutopilot (Post 14662498)
There is absolutely no time. The only reason this deal is available to me is I am friends with the owner. He already has multiple offers on the table and is being forced to sell quickly. One week might be generous, it could be gone in 2 days if I don't let him know I have an interested party.



I am really smart, in fact I am smart enough to expect idiotic shit from morons like you. I am not a millionaire, if I were I wouldn't give up this stuff to anyone. It is quite literally worth 8 to 9 figures. Because over 2/3 of the initial investment can be cashed out quickly (something with assets) there is a locked in 50 to 60 times return on investment after assets are sold.

Also, the #1 reason I gave so little details here is so sniveling little shits like you would troll my thread and keep it pegged at the top.

Thanks

You're welcome. I haven't read what you have typed in response to me - because frankly I don't care. I just look up to millionaires like you who are so rich and SO smart they come to GFY for investment cash.

I hope you get it! That would be so awesome!

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 14662497)
you make it sound like $6 MIL is some really large sum of money, c'mon, this is GFY, haven't you seen the pictures of the cars we all frive?

$6 MIL is a lot but there are a handful of people that have posted here can afford it. No idea if they still check in but there is a chance they might. Again, 1 in 1000 chance to reach someone with a 1 in 1000 chance of giving me the time of day is worth the post. This deal is huge.

I will also make sure to post full details and public records once it's gone, regardless of whether or not I am involved in it. That way you can all look at the numbers and laugh at BradM. The others are obvious troll accounts but poor Brad takes himself seriously. :1orglaugh

halfpint 08-25-2008 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 14662497)
you make it sound like $6 MIL is some really large sum of money, c'mon, this is GFY, haven't you seen the pictures of the cars we all frive?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Well for me 6 mill is a very large amount of money hell even 1 mill is a large amount of money for me

this thread just gets funnier and funnier I hate to love GFY

BradM 08-25-2008 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 14662517)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Well for me 6 mill is a very large amount of money hell even 1 mill is a large amount of money for me

this thread just gets funnier and funnier I hate to love GFY

It's not funny at all - this is a serious business thread.

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 14662517)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Well for me 6 mill is a very large amount of money hell even 1 mill is a large amount of money for me

this thread just gets funnier and funnier I hate to love GFY

The reason I have a sense of humor about this is because I know how it looks from the outside. While I am not offended or mad at the reaction (expected) I do like to prove my point. Drop me an email if you are curious and the minute this deal is off the table I will send you a pile of documents to back up my claims. 6.5 million will return 4 to 5 million from asset sales, $20,000 per month for a year then 6 figures per month for 30 to 50 more years.

Conservative estimates except for the $20,000 which is a fact.

Cheers

BradM 08-25-2008 04:24 PM

Everyone please stop gunking this thread up with bullshit, this guy is one of the elites and deserves respect. He obviously knows what he is doing and talking about.

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 14662547)
Everyone please stop gunking this thread up with bullshit, this guy is one of the elites and deserves respect. He obviously knows what he is doing and talking about.


halfpint 08-25-2008 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireAutopilot (Post 14662533)
The reason I have a sense of humor about this is because I know how it looks from the outside. While I am not offended or mad at the reaction (expected) I do like to prove my point. Drop me an email if you are curious and the minute this deal is off the table I will send you a pile of documents to back up my claims. 6.5 million will return 4 to 5 million from asset sales, $20,000 per month for a year then 6 figures per month for 30 to 50 more years.

Conservative estimates except for the $20,000 which is a fact.

Cheers

Would love to know but I do not have 6.5 million let alone half a million and could not even dream about getting 6.5 million even If I wanted it..

INDY500DRIVER 08-25-2008 04:29 PM

Have various connections inside private equity funds, hedge funds... email me.

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 14662559)
Would love to know but I do not have 6.5 million let alone half a million and could not even dream about getting 6.5 million even If I wanted it..

Oh no, I'll just send you the documents after the deal is no longer available so you can laugh at BradM with me. As mentioned, I'm hardheaded and like to prove my point. :winkwink:


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