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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-25-2008 04:35 PM

Retard thread of the week runner up.
It's only Monday and hopefully we can get a good run up for the week.

Last weeks winner was Jon Clarks Solution to Tube and Content piracy thread.
Please contact me for a t-shirt.

Nicky 08-25-2008 04:35 PM

http://www.jasonfinley.com/SeriousCat.jpg

halfpint 08-25-2008 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireAutopilot (Post 14662572)
Oh no, I'll just send you the documents after the deal is no longer available so you can laugh at BradM with me. As mentioned, I'm hardheaded and like to prove my point. :winkwink:

Ok tell you what I am curious to see how real this is. When the deal is no longer available hit me up on ICQ (Its in my profile) and I will give you my email

woj 08-25-2008 04:44 PM

You are claiming it's worth 8-9 figures, and yet your friend is selling it for only 6.5M?

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by INDY500DRIVER (Post 14662565)
Have various connections inside private equity funds, hedge funds... email me.

I sent you an email.

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 14662619)
Ok tell you what I am curious to see how real this is. When the deal is no longer available hit me up on ICQ (Its in my profile) and I will give you my email

Turn on ICQ and we can laugh a little at BradM and AlienQ now.

Cheers

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 14662641)
You are claiming it's worth 8-9 figures, and yet your friend is selling it for only 6.5M?

Yes and this is a verifiable fact. It is literally once in a lifetime circumstances, and it's complicated but easy to understand once you see full details. Only reason I don't post here is I don't want to give enough away for somebody to start sniffing around this area, many smaller deals out there and I want them all. :)

INDY500DRIVER 08-25-2008 05:03 PM

I replied


[QUOTE=EmpireAutopilot;14662647]I sent you an email.

TheSenator 08-25-2008 05:06 PM

Well, there is a sucker born everyday......

halfpint 08-25-2008 05:19 PM

ok I have spoken to EmpireAutopilot on ICQ and from he has told me I now understand what he going on about.

You guys shouldent be so quick to jump on somebody asking for this kind of investment just because he has a low post count. I know it sounds stupid but from what he has said and shown me from another source does make a lot of sense. Maybe it would have been better if he could explain what the investment is all about but then I guess he could loose it to somebody else. I did not belive him either but I do belive him a hell of lot more now.

Anyway hope you get the funds you are looking for EmpireAutopilot

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 05:22 PM

[QUOTE=INDY500DRIVER;14662699]I replied


Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireAutopilot (Post 14662647)
I sent you an email.

I replied as well. Thank you for not only responding but knowing exactly what you were talking about. :thumbsup

DixieDash 08-25-2008 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14662075)
are you from Nigeria by any chance?

That's the first thing that popped into my head lol. If you are serious....then good luck?

the content guy 08-25-2008 05:30 PM

If it's non-adult, go ahead and email me. I have a couple of business partners that can do that if it makes sense.

Manowar 08-25-2008 05:31 PM

good luck finding someone

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 08-25-2008 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireAutopilot (Post 14662173)
On the chance you are serious [email protected].

:upsidedow

serious investors all use gmail addy's. it's the latest trend in mutlimillion dollar investments...

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the content guy (Post 14662799)
If it's non-adult, go ahead and email me. I have a couple of business partners that can do that if it makes sense.

I'll send you an email in a few minutes, it is non adult and offline.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar (Post 14662801)
good luck finding someone

Thanks, if I only had $100 for every post you've made here I'd be there already!

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 14662825)
serious investors all use gmail addy's. it's the latest trend in mutlimillion dollar investments...

This is just false, serious investors use "crack" in their domains.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-25-2008 05:40 PM

Yeah!!! Lets drop 6.5 into FOREX!\

HELL YEAGH!

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the content guy (Post 14662799)
If it's non-adult, go ahead and email me. I have a couple of business partners that can do that if it makes sense.

I emailed. If I happen to close a deal with someone using the email @isellhardons.c*m I am going to print the post and frame it.

EmpireAutopilot 08-25-2008 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14662846)
Yeah!!! Lets drop 6.5 into FOREX!\

HELL YEAGH!

Serious designers troll threads on GFY and can't spell for shit.

YEAGH!

halfpint 08-26-2008 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14662846)
Yeah!!! Lets drop 6.5 into FOREX!\

HELL YEAGH!

No its nothing to do with forex or the online biz

seeandsee 08-26-2008 04:44 AM

I will escrow this for 10%

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 08-26-2008 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireAutopilot (Post 14662832)
This is just false, serious investors use "crack" in their domains.

Am I asking for a $6.5 million dollar investment partner on an internet forum where nobody knows who I am?

Go ask hostgator how to setup an email account on your $10 virtual host. :helpme

EmpireAutopilot 08-26-2008 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 14664836)
Am I asking for a $6.5 million dollar investment partner on an internet forum where nobody knows who I am?

Go ask hostgator how to setup an email account on your $10 virtual host. :helpme

Phone calls already made, NDA's being exchanged, what the fuck is it to you?

Hansm 08-26-2008 05:28 AM

There are more deals made on internet than in real life.

This can be serious.

I do not know what he is having to offer but can some people finally be serious once on GFY. 6.5 Million is not a joke and if he is joking then he deserves to receive shitty replies.

But what i think about it is that he is very serious in what he is asking.

halfpint 08-26-2008 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hansm (Post 14664943)
There are more deals made on internet than in real life.

This can be serious.

I do not know what he is having to offer but can some people finally be serious once on GFY. 6.5 Million is not a joke and if he is joking then he deserves to receive shitty replies.

But what i think about it is that he is very serious in what he is asking.

I have spoken to him on ICQ and he is very serious. From what he told and showed me he will be a very rich man if the investment goes ahead :2 cents:

Amputate Your Cock 08-26-2008 05:46 AM

This thread is very funny.

Amputate Your Cock 08-26-2008 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14662846)
Yeah!!! Lets drop 6.5 into FOREX!\

HELL YEAGH!

Stop pretending you know everything about everything. You dont know shit. Youre fucking broke dumb ass loser.

Darkland 08-26-2008 06:25 AM

Would be laughable if I hadn't seen this before. Some poor schmuck throws his life away blowing all his money on one get rich scheme after another. Like a gambling addict the bigger the numbers the harder they fall for it hook line and sinker. And when his money is gone he is out trying to convince the next guy what a great money making opportunity he has but of course you cant get in on the action without him, only he has the inside scoop. Or he IS the con artist.

1. What are you even doing here? Are you in the biz?
2. Coming to a board with this, and I am sure this isn't the only one, smacks of con or desparation. Why aren't you hitting up local business owners, bankers, etc.? If it's such a quaranteed investment and you put a good enough proposal together some bank or local investor is going to bite. But then again your not looking to take the risk are you, thats why you need someone else's money.
3. If it's worth so much money in return, why in the hell would the owner not be capitalizing on this himself instead of passing this off at such a great price?
4. Who hasn't heard these terms a million times: Chance of a lifetime, Get in now before its to late, Dont delay, this oppurtunity is for a short time only. Isn't that how EVERY get rich scheme on the planet works? I mean come on.

See where I am going with this?

Then again I could be wrong and your just going about this whole thing in the completely wrong manner. If so, good luck to you. At any rate the end of this story will be interesting none the less.

:winkwink:

TubeSubmitters 08-26-2008 06:32 AM

Ok money has been sent to your paypal!

EmpireAutopilot 08-26-2008 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkland (Post 14665255)
Would be laughable if I hadn't seen this before. Some poor schmuck throws his life away blowing all his money on one get rich scheme after another. Like a gambling addict the bigger the numbers the harder they fall for it hook line and sinker. And when his money is gone he is out trying to convince the next guy what a great money making opportunity he has but of course you cant get in on the action without him, only he has the inside scoop. Or he IS the con artist.

1. What are you even doing here? Are you in the biz?
2. Coming to a board with this, and I am sure this isn't the only one, smacks of con or desparation. Why aren't you hitting up local business owners, bankers, etc.? If it's such a quaranteed investment and you put a good enough proposal together some bank or local investor is going to bite. But then again your not looking to take the risk are you, thats why you need someone else's money.
3. If it's worth so much money in return, why in the hell would the owner not be capitalizing on this himself instead of passing this off at such a great price?
4. Who hasn't heard these terms a million times: Chance of a lifetime, Get in now before its to late, Dont delay, this oppurtunity is for a short time only. Isn't that how EVERY get rich scheme on the planet works? I mean come on.

See where I am going with this?

Then again I could be wrong and your just going about this whole thing in the completely wrong manner. If so, good luck to you. At any rate the end of this story will be interesting none the less.

:winkwink:

Dude, your points are pretty much all retarded but I'll answer them for shits and giggles.

First of all, I don't chase get rich quick schemes. If this was some fucking website or backroom casino business I'd say it right out.

Now to the list.

1. Not a pornographer no. I do however promote some cams on mainstream sites and promoted AFF for the last ? years.

2. How the fuck do you scam someone for 6.5 million? Nobody with 6.5 million (the hard way) is going to write a check without vetting the deal. Full disclosure is in order and will be provided. Those I have talked to know exactly what I am talking about and it all makes sense. Did you miss the part about a very limited window to work in? I can't personally borrow 6.5 million so that is out. As for investors I'm floating this to everyone that will listen. There are actually many other similar deals from $100,000 and up but none of them are the steal this one is. I am putting together a website to find investors for those and would have included this one if I had time. I'll post it here after this deal is done and gone and include enough information that people will know I'm not talking out of my ass. The scenario I'm dealing with doesn't come up often and on this scale maybe never.

3. The owner is selling for personal reasons. Many other owners from the smaller deals I mentioned are selling because they are fucking idiots. Seriously, I could show you 2 links that would make you shit your pants.

4. The reason it's HURRY is because I am in a hurry. This is for hard assets backed with a lifetime of income and it is on the market albeit word of mouth only. The owner is a friend of the family. He is selling for personal reasons and retiring. I don't really care how scams start out by I'm not asking someone to paypal $20. Let me put it this way, if you had 6.5 million and emailed me out of curiosity you would be on a plane to meet me the next day once you saw this. I can't think of one better way to spend the money.

You are wrong but I'm not going about anything in a wrong manner. I am exhausting every possible avenue while I have time because once this is done with it's done for good. If you could make a post and have a .001% chance make enough money to retire for life on it wouldn't you make the post?

Cheers :)

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And I aint looking for 6.5 million :winkwink:

Yes I know shamless spam... I just hijacked this serious thread... :1orglaugh

EmpireAutopilot 08-26-2008 06:54 AM

No problem. :)

Oh and I meant to add, we did in fact have someone that wanted the deal locally. They offered a $40,000 finders fee so we told them they could stick it up their ass.

Why 08-26-2008 06:56 AM

normally when transferring that much cash you send a wire NOT a check.

Darkland 08-26-2008 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireAutopilot (Post 14665376)
Dude, your points are pretty much all retarded but I'll answer them for shits and giggles.

Not retarded at all, but based on your original post with almost NO details would lead more than I to come to similar conclusions. Look at all the posts making the same doubts.

On the other hand if you would have added more detail like you did in response to my post I am sure you might have or will now get more interest. Being able to pitch a good deal is always as important as the deal itself. Especially with a 6.5 million dollar price tag.

At any rate, best of luck to you. I hope it works out for you. :thumbsup

EmpireAutopilot 08-26-2008 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Why (Post 14665456)
normally when transferring that much cash you send a wire NOT a check.

I'm not asking anyone to send me 6.5 million. Also, I asked if they COULD write a 6.5 million check, you know meaning they have it on hand. I don't care if they pay in pennies.

EmpireAutopilot 08-26-2008 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkland (Post 14665486)
Not retarded at all, but based on your original post with almost NO details would lead more than I to come to similar conclusions. Look at all the posts making the same doubts.

On the other hand if you would have added more detail like you did in response to my post I am sure you might have or will now get more interest. Being able to pitch a good deal is always as important as the deal itself. Especially with a 6.5 million dollar price tag.

At any rate, best of luck to you. I hope it works out for you. :thumbsup

Thank you.

I wasn't joking when I said I was vague so the resident tards would bump for me. They came in right on schedule. :1orglaugh

Also, people that are addicted to making money / investing are curious creatures. I had a few emails and at least two seem legitimately interested.

Cheers


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