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mika 10-23-2002 04:20 AM

If you had a chance to discuss one hour with any person in the world, who would it be
 
If you had a chance to discuss one hour with any person in the world, who would it be?

The person could be dead or alive, so the question is obviously hypothetical.

But you had one hour, and he would HONESTLY answer all your questions etc

I don't really know who would it be for me - so I'll just throw a few options

Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, George W Bush, Sigmund Freud, Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, Napoleon

Who did I miss?

Oh yeah, Spacedog, Bill Gates

Judge Violator 10-23-2002 04:22 AM

1st choice: Einstein
2nd choice: Maynard Keenan

ADL Colin 10-23-2002 04:22 AM

Can I pick someone in the future?

ADL Colin 10-23-2002 04:23 AM

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Originally posted by Judge Violator
1st choice: Einstein
2nd choice: Maynard Keenan

What would you ask Einstein?

mika 10-23-2002 04:24 AM

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Originally posted by Colin
Can I pick someone in the future?
dead or alive.. hmm.. Ok let's define a person who is not yet born as 'dead' :)

But you would have to be alive during that discussion.

Why?

mika 10-23-2002 04:26 AM

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Originally posted by mika


dead or alive.. hmm.. Ok let's define a person who is not yet born as 'dead' :)

But you would have to be alive during that discussion.

Why?

Fuck my English sucks. Or is it my way of thinking? Let's rephrase... The discussion should take place during your lifetime, and let's assume you live for 85 years. And the person should have been born during your lifetime

Judge Violator 10-23-2002 04:26 AM

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Originally posted by Colin


What would you ask Einstein?

I would be interested in his take on Michio Kaku's ideas of hyperspace in relation to his own theories.

chodadog 10-23-2002 04:28 AM

Her name is Sally. :winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 10-23-2002 04:29 AM

The mutha fuckin' King baby......






Elvis. http://www.opticalamplitude.com/assets/rockon.gif

Jamie 10-23-2002 04:30 AM

hue hefner

Playboy owns you and all your pathetic sites you've built.

Amputate Your Head 10-23-2002 04:31 AM

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Originally posted by Jamie
hue hefner

Playboy owns you and all your pathetic sites you've built.

Playboy owns jack.

titmowse 10-23-2002 04:32 AM

one lousy hour? bah!

Amputate Your Head 10-23-2002 04:34 AM

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Originally posted by titmowse
one lousy hour? bah!
I know you need more, but I really can't spare it right now....

maybe a private session would be better.... :Graucho

mika 10-23-2002 04:35 AM

If you wanna make it more interesting, please also post one question that you would definitely ask..

Amp, what would you ask Elvis?
Jamie, what would you ask Hefner?

DarkJedi 10-23-2002 04:36 AM

why, the Jesus of course :glugglug

Jamie 10-23-2002 04:37 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Playboy owns jack.


Really?, I'd love to compare their income to yours.

Amputate Your Head 10-23-2002 04:37 AM

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Originally posted by mika
If you wanna make it more interesting, please also post one question that you would definitely ask..

Amp, what would you ask Elvis?

that's between me and the King baby....

thank yuh... uhhhhhh..... thank yuh very much.....

Satan 10-23-2002 04:38 AM

I would ask the egyptians who built the pyramids

Jamie 10-23-2002 04:38 AM

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Originally posted by mika
If you wanna make it more interesting, please also post one question that you would definitely ask..

Amp, what would you ask Elvis?
Jamie, what would you ask Hefner?



I wouldn't ask Henfer anything. I just want to drink a beer with him. That's enough satisfaction for me. Besides, Hefner doesn't run playboy anymore. You would be suprised who runs Playboy now..!

titmowse 10-23-2002 04:38 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I know you need more, but I really can't spare it right now....

maybe a private session would be better.... :Graucho

oh my. look at the time. gotta get the kid up for school. let's do lunch. ciao!

Amputate Your Head 10-23-2002 04:40 AM

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Originally posted by Jamie



Really?, I'd love to compare their income to yours.

ahhhhh...... but you see, you've stepped fully into a pile of your own monkey dung.... this isn't about my income versus Playboy's revenue. YOU SAID.... "Playboy owns you and all your pathetic sites you've built."....

and I return with the fact that they do not. Therefore, by YOUR standard set in your own statement, Playboy does indeed, 'own jack'.... because they certainly do not own my sites.

Care to retort oh wise one? :glugglug

Sunshine McGillicutty 10-23-2002 04:40 AM

I'd spend my hour having dinner with Winston Churchill.

Hitler would be an interesting choice.

Jamie 10-23-2002 04:42 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

ahhhhh...... but you see, you've stepped fully into a pile of your own monkey dung.... this isn't about my income versus Playboy's revenue. YOU SAID.... "Playboy owns you and all your pathetic sites you've built."....

and I return with the fact that they do not. Therefore, by YOUR standard set in your own statement, Playboy does indeed, 'own jack'.... because they certainly do not own my sites.

Care to retort oh wise one? :glugglug

That's why I love you Amp

diggy 10-23-2002 04:44 AM

id smoke some cigars with al capone

Jamie 10-23-2002 04:46 AM

Honestly, I would talk to Jesus Christ

Assuming he exists. That would be a mind blower, wouldn't it?

Amputate Your Head 10-23-2002 04:47 AM

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Originally posted by Jamie


That's why I love you Amp

Follow my logic.... meet me at the edge of insanity. :glugglug

mika 10-23-2002 04:47 AM

Or maybe.. hehe

If I wasn't in the mood for more knowledge, but mean entertainment instead, maybe I would ask Britney

"So, have you ever sucked a guy's cock?"

Since he was forced the spend the hour with me, I would go on with

"Ever took it up the ass?"
"How about a facial fest with me?"

ADL Colin 10-23-2002 04:49 AM

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Originally posted by Judge Violator

I would be interested in his take on Michio Kaku's ideas of hyperspace in relation to his own theories.

Einstein's own theories made bold predictions that defied common sense and yet turned out to be true. He was really of that school.

The knock that some physicists have on Strings theory is that it hasn't made any falsifiable predictions.

I think that would trouble Einstein. What do you think he would say, Judge?

mika 10-23-2002 04:50 AM

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Originally posted by Jamie
Honestly, I would talk to Jesus Christ

Assuming he exists. That would be a mind blower, wouldn't it?

Indeed. I could become religious instantly if he could prove me that God exists and he is the Son of the God.

On the other hand, at the moment, I don't believe in it, so it would be a shame if I wasted my opportunity with him

Jamie 10-23-2002 04:53 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Playboy owns jack.

what part of owning the adult market don't you understand? Hefner lives in the Playboy mansion not you? How's your condo in Hawaii? Or is it an Apt? I don't know you. don't come down on me. Don't wrestle with me. I don't give a fuck about you. So don't take my post personal. Nothing has been directed towards you. Period.

Sunshine McGillicutty 10-23-2002 05:01 AM

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Originally posted by Jamie
Honestly, I would talk to Jesus Christ

Assuming he exists. That would be a mind blower, wouldn't it?

I suspect it'd be a bit of a bubble burster.

Most great leaders and historical figures became famous because of their own cunning, achievements, or intelligence. Arguably, the only reason Jesus is even known today is because some of his followers managed to convert the Roman Emporer Constantine 2 1/2 centuries after his death. That laid the foundation for the Holy Roman Empire and the 1200+ years of Christian domination of the West which followed. The concept of Jesus floating around today is more representative of what his followers managed to achieve than the man himself.

Among other things, Jesus believed that neurological disorders, sicknesses, and psychological problems were caused by evil invisible spirits. He had no concept of modern medicine, sanitation, the theory of relativity, music, electricity, flight, philosophy, and he probably couldn't write either.

You'd likely spend most of your hour teaching him.

Amputate Your Head 10-23-2002 05:02 AM

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Originally posted by Jamie


what part of owning the adult market don't you understand? Hefner lives in the Playboy mansion not you? How's your condo in Hawaii? Or is it an Apt? I don't know you. don't come down on me. Don't wrestle with me. I don't give a fuck about you. So don't take my post personal. Nothing has been directed towards you. Period.

Playboy still owns jack...

why does that line seem to hurt so much? :glugglug

Jamie 10-23-2002 05:06 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


Playboy still owns jack...

why does that line seem to hurt so much? :glugglug

Hurt?, I'm going to bed that's how much it hurts.

Gnight

Baal 10-23-2002 05:07 AM

I'd talk to the first proto-human to ever figure out that planting seeds = growing plants. Let's face it, it's obvious to us all that new plants come from seeds, but some clever bastard in the past must have had to figure that out for the first time, in a time where popular logic told them that some gods made new plants grow. This person said "screw it" to popular beliefs, and actually observed what was really happening. I'd like to meet that person, but they probably couldn't speak english ;P

Amputate Your Head 10-23-2002 05:08 AM

Playboy owns jack.

ADL Colin 10-23-2002 05:10 AM

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Originally posted by Baal
I'd talk to the first proto-human to ever figure out that planting seeds = growing plants. Let's face it, it's obvious to us all that new plants come from seeds, but some clever bastard in the past must have had to figure that out for the first time, in a time where popular logic told them that some gods made new plants grow. This person said "screw it" to popular beliefs, and actually observed what was really happening. I'd like to meet that person, but they probably couldn't speak english ;P
I think, now, I'd like to meet you.

richard123 10-23-2002 05:11 AM

Person: The Washington Sniper.
Question: Do you really think you'll get away with it? Why/how?

ADL Colin 10-23-2002 05:11 AM

George Soros.

mika 10-23-2002 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baal
I'd talk to the first proto-human to ever figure out that planting seeds = growing plants. Let's face it, it's obvious to us all that new plants come from seeds, but some clever bastard in the past must have had to figure that out for the first time, in a time where popular logic told them that some gods made new plants grow. This person said "screw it" to popular beliefs, and actually observed what was really happening. I'd like to meet that person, but they probably couldn't speak english ;P
Interesting but what would your motive actually be?

You would just meet an intelligent person, but what would you get out of it except meeting a very intelligent person?

Jamie 10-23-2002 05:13 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Playboy owns jack.

Hahahah

funny shit, g'night for real.


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