If you had a chance to discuss one hour with any person in the world, who would it be - GoFuckYourself.com

mika · 10-23-2002, 04:20 AM

If you had a chance to discuss one hour with any person in the world, who would it be?

The person could be dead or alive, so the question is obviously hypothetical.

But you had one hour, and he would HONESTLY answer all your questions etc

I don't really know who would it be for me - so I'll just throw a few options

Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, George W Bush, Sigmund Freud, Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, Napoleon

Who did I miss?

Oh yeah, Spacedog, Bill Gates

Judge Violator · 10-23-2002, 04:22 AM

1st choice: Einstein
2nd choice: Maynard Keenan

ADL Colin · 10-23-2002, 04:22 AM

Can I pick someone in the future?

ADL Colin · 10-23-2002, 04:23 AM

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Originally posted by Judge Violator
1st choice: Einstein
2nd choice: Maynard Keenan

What would you ask Einstein?

mika · 10-23-2002, 04:24 AM

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Originally posted by Colin
Can I pick someone in the future?

dead or alive.. hmm.. Ok let's define a person who is not yet born as 'dead'

But you would have to be alive during that discussion.

Why?

mika · 10-23-2002, 04:26 AM

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Originally posted by mika

dead or alive.. hmm.. Ok let's define a person who is not yet born as 'dead'

But you would have to be alive during that discussion.

Why?

Fuck my English sucks. Or is it my way of thinking? Let's rephrase... The discussion should take place during your lifetime, and let's assume you live for 85 years. And the person should have been born during your lifetime

Judge Violator · 10-23-2002, 04:26 AM

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Originally posted by Colin

What would you ask Einstein?

I would be interested in his take on Michio Kaku's ideas of hyperspace in relation to his own theories.

chodadog · 10-23-2002, 04:28 AM

Her name is Sally.

Amputate Your Head · 10-23-2002, 04:29 AM

The mutha fuckin' King baby......

Elvis.

Jamie · 10-23-2002, 04:30 AM

hue hefner

Playboy owns you and all your pathetic sites you've built.

Amputate Your Head · 10-23-2002, 04:31 AM

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Originally posted by Jamie
hue hefner

Playboy owns you and all your pathetic sites you've built.

Playboy owns jack.

titmowse · 10-23-2002, 04:32 AM

one lousy hour? bah!

Amputate Your Head · 10-23-2002, 04:34 AM

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Originally posted by titmowse
one lousy hour? bah!

I know you need more, but I really can't spare it right now....

maybe a private session would be better....

mika · 10-23-2002, 04:35 AM

If you wanna make it more interesting, please also post one question that you would definitely ask..

Amp, what would you ask Elvis?
Jamie, what would you ask Hefner?

DarkJedi · 10-23-2002, 04:36 AM

why, the Jesus of course

Jamie · 10-23-2002, 04:37 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Playboy owns jack.

Really?, I'd love to compare their income to yours.

Amputate Your Head · 10-23-2002, 04:37 AM

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Originally posted by mika
If you wanna make it more interesting, please also post one question that you would definitely ask..

Amp, what would you ask Elvis?

that's between me and the King baby....

thank yuh... uhhhhhh..... thank yuh very much.....

Satan · 10-23-2002, 04:38 AM

I would ask the egyptians who built the pyramids

Jamie · 10-23-2002, 04:38 AM

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Originally posted by mika
If you wanna make it more interesting, please also post one question that you would definitely ask..

Amp, what would you ask Elvis?
Jamie, what would you ask Hefner?

I wouldn't ask Henfer anything. I just want to drink a beer with him. That's enough satisfaction for me. Besides, Hefner doesn't run playboy anymore. You would be suprised who runs Playboy now..!

titmowse · 10-23-2002, 04:38 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I know you need more, but I really can't spare it right now....

maybe a private session would be better....

oh my. look at the time. gotta get the kid up for school. let's do lunch. ciao!

Amputate Your Head · 10-23-2002, 04:40 AM

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Originally posted by Jamie

Really?, I'd love to compare their income to yours.

ahhhhh...... but you see, you've stepped fully into a pile of your own monkey dung.... this isn't about my income versus Playboy's revenue. YOU SAID.... "Playboy owns you and all your pathetic sites you've built."....

and I return with the fact that they do not. Therefore, by YOUR standard set in your own statement, Playboy does indeed, 'own jack'.... because they certainly do not own my sites.

Care to retort oh wise one?

Sunshine McGillicutty · 10-23-2002, 04:40 AM

I'd spend my hour having dinner with Winston Churchill.

Hitler would be an interesting choice.

Jamie · 10-23-2002, 04:42 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

ahhhhh...... but you see, you've stepped fully into a pile of your own monkey dung.... this isn't about my income versus Playboy's revenue. YOU SAID.... "Playboy owns you and all your pathetic sites you've built."....

and I return with the fact that they do not. Therefore, by YOUR standard set in your own statement, Playboy does indeed, 'own jack'.... because they certainly do not own my sites.

Care to retort oh wise one?

That's why I love you Amp

diggy · 10-23-2002, 04:44 AM

id smoke some cigars with al capone

Jamie · 10-23-2002, 04:46 AM

Honestly, I would talk to Jesus Christ

Assuming he exists. That would be a mind blower, wouldn't it?

Amputate Your Head · 10-23-2002, 04:47 AM

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Originally posted by Jamie

That's why I love you Amp

Follow my logic.... meet me at the edge of insanity.

mika · 10-23-2002, 04:47 AM

Or maybe.. hehe

If I wasn't in the mood for more knowledge, but mean entertainment instead, maybe I would ask Britney

"So, have you ever sucked a guy's cock?"

Since he was forced the spend the hour with me, I would go on with

"Ever took it up the ass?"
"How about a facial fest with me?"

ADL Colin · 10-23-2002, 04:49 AM

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Originally posted by Judge Violator

I would be interested in his take on Michio Kaku's ideas of hyperspace in relation to his own theories.

Einstein's own theories made bold predictions that defied common sense and yet turned out to be true. He was really of that school.

The knock that some physicists have on Strings theory is that it hasn't made any falsifiable predictions.

I think that would trouble Einstein. What do you think he would say, Judge?

mika · 10-23-2002, 04:50 AM

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Originally posted by Jamie
Honestly, I would talk to Jesus Christ

Assuming he exists. That would be a mind blower, wouldn't it?

Indeed. I could become religious instantly if he could prove me that God exists and he is the Son of the God.

On the other hand, at the moment, I don't believe in it, so it would be a shame if I wasted my opportunity with him

Jamie · 10-23-2002, 04:53 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Playboy owns jack.

what part of owning the adult market don't you understand? Hefner lives in the Playboy mansion not you? How's your condo in Hawaii? Or is it an Apt? I don't know you. don't come down on me. Don't wrestle with me. I don't give a fuck about you. So don't take my post personal. Nothing has been directed towards you. Period.

Sunshine McGillicutty · 10-23-2002, 05:01 AM

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Originally posted by Jamie
Honestly, I would talk to Jesus Christ

Assuming he exists. That would be a mind blower, wouldn't it?

I suspect it'd be a bit of a bubble burster.

Most great leaders and historical figures became famous because of their own cunning, achievements, or intelligence. Arguably, the only reason Jesus is even known today is because some of his followers managed to convert the Roman Emporer Constantine 2 1/2 centuries after his death. That laid the foundation for the Holy Roman Empire and the 1200+ years of Christian domination of the West which followed. The concept of Jesus floating around today is more representative of what his followers managed to achieve than the man himself.

Among other things, Jesus believed that neurological disorders, sicknesses, and psychological problems were caused by evil invisible spirits. He had no concept of modern medicine, sanitation, the theory of relativity, music, electricity, flight, philosophy, and he probably couldn't write either.

You'd likely spend most of your hour teaching him.

Amputate Your Head · 10-23-2002, 05:02 AM

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Originally posted by Jamie

what part of owning the adult market don't you understand? Hefner lives in the Playboy mansion not you? How's your condo in Hawaii? Or is it an Apt? I don't know you. don't come down on me. Don't wrestle with me. I don't give a fuck about you. So don't take my post personal. Nothing has been directed towards you. Period.

Playboy still owns jack...

why does that line seem to hurt so much?

Jamie · 10-23-2002, 05:06 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Playboy still owns jack...

why does that line seem to hurt so much?

Hurt?, I'm going to bed that's how much it hurts.

Gnight

Baal · 10-23-2002, 05:07 AM

I'd talk to the first proto-human to ever figure out that planting seeds = growing plants. Let's face it, it's obvious to us all that new plants come from seeds, but some clever bastard in the past must have had to figure that out for the first time, in a time where popular logic told them that some gods made new plants grow. This person said "screw it" to popular beliefs, and actually observed what was really happening. I'd like to meet that person, but they probably couldn't speak english ;P

Amputate Your Head · 10-23-2002, 05:08 AM

Playboy owns jack.

ADL Colin · 10-23-2002, 05:10 AM

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Originally posted by Baal
I'd talk to the first proto-human to ever figure out that planting seeds = growing plants. Let's face it, it's obvious to us all that new plants come from seeds, but some clever bastard in the past must have had to figure that out for the first time, in a time where popular logic told them that some gods made new plants grow. This person said "screw it" to popular beliefs, and actually observed what was really happening. I'd like to meet that person, but they probably couldn't speak english ;P

I think, now, I'd like to meet you.

richard123 · 10-23-2002, 05:11 AM

Person: The Washington Sniper.
Question: Do you really think you'll get away with it? Why/how?

ADL Colin · 10-23-2002, 05:11 AM

George Soros.

mika · 10-23-2002, 05:13 AM

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Originally posted by Baal
I'd talk to the first proto-human to ever figure out that planting seeds = growing plants. Let's face it, it's obvious to us all that new plants come from seeds, but some clever bastard in the past must have had to figure that out for the first time, in a time where popular logic told them that some gods made new plants grow. This person said "screw it" to popular beliefs, and actually observed what was really happening. I'd like to meet that person, but they probably couldn't speak english ;P

Interesting but what would your motive actually be?

You would just meet an intelligent person, but what would you get out of it except meeting a very intelligent person?

Jamie · 10-23-2002, 05:13 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Playboy owns jack.

Hahahah

funny shit, g'night for real.

Sunshine McGillicutty · 10-23-2002, 05:15 AM

I'm surprised no one has said Mozart. He usually comes up in these sorts of discussions fairly quickly. Authough if I spent an hour with him I'd ask him to finish the Requiem Mass he failed to complete before his untimely death, then shut up and let him get to work.

mika · 10-23-2002, 05:19 AM

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Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty
I'm surprised no one has said Mozart. He usually comes up in these sorts of discussions fairly quickly. Authough if I spent an hour with him I'd ask him to finish the Requiem Mass he failed to complete before his untimely death, then shut up and let him get to work.

Highly respectable thought

Jamie · 10-23-2002, 05:20 AM

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Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty
I'm surprised no one has said Mozart. He usually comes up in these sorts of discussions fairly quickly. Authough if I spent an hour with him I'd ask him to finish the Requiem Mass he failed to complete before his untimely death, then shut up and let him get to work.

Great Post!

ADL Colin · 10-23-2002, 05:20 AM

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Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty

I suspect it'd be a bit of a bubble burster.

It would be worth it then.

Baal · 10-23-2002, 05:58 AM

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Originally posted by mika

Interesting but what would your motive actually be?

You would just meet an intelligent person, but what would you get out of it except meeting a very intelligent person?

Because, this person MUST have had enough disbelief in the established "GODS MAKE EVERYTHING HAPPEN" system to actually *watch a silly little plant reproduce*. That's a massive amount of disbelief to concentrate on something as little as a plant and a seed. But the product of that creative disbelief is a fundamental foundation of organized society: crops.

I just want to know what the hell they were thinking before they created the first massive scientific/technological breakthrough to affect society.

Joe Sixpack · 10-23-2002, 06:01 AM

I'd discuss music with John Lennon and cinema with Orson Welles and/or David Lynch.

mika · 10-23-2002, 06:05 AM

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I'd discuss music with John Lennon and cinema with Orson Welles and/or David Lynch.

my movie choice would have to be Akira Kurosawa
or .. perhaps Aki Kaurismäki. I could even talk in my own language

Rex · 10-23-2002, 06:23 AM

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Originally posted by Judge Violator
1st choice: Einstein

He probably wouldn't want to talk to you. You better pick somebody on your level like Big Bird

dantheman · 10-23-2002, 06:28 AM

Bob Marley, not sure of a single question, I imagine we would light up and babble for a hour

Marcus · 10-23-2002, 06:36 AM

six nine, quiet, bvf, [labret], sweet cuties, or morgan since each of them do something that I want to do and are where I want to be.

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mika Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 1,561	If you had a chance to discuss one hour with any person in the world, who would it be If you had a chance to discuss one hour with any person in the world, who would it be? The person could be dead or alive, so the question is obviously hypothetical. But you had one hour, and he would HONESTLY answer all your questions etc I don't really know who would it be for me - so I'll just throw a few options Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, George W Bush, Sigmund Freud, Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, Napoleon Who did I miss? Oh yeah, Spacedog, Bill Gates

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mika Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 1,561	Or maybe.. hehe If I wasn't in the mood for more knowledge, but mean entertainment instead, maybe I would ask Britney "So, have you ever sucked a guy's cock?" Since he was forced the spend the hour with me, I would go on with "Ever took it up the ass?" "How about a facial fest with me?"

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Baal Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: SoCal Posts: 696	I'd talk to the first proto-human to ever figure out that planting seeds = growing plants. Let's face it, it's obvious to us all that new plants come from seeds, but some clever bastard in the past must have had to figure that out for the first time, in a time where popular logic told them that some gods made new plants grow. This person said "screw it" to popular beliefs, and actually observed what was really happening. I'd like to meet that person, but they probably couldn't speak english ;P

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