I have a stalker and his name is Serge
 

Serge, for the love of god, what the fuck is your obsession with me? I realize you're a flaming homo and you probably find me attractive, but now you're obsessing outside of the GFY boundaries: (url removed)

Clearly I have affected your thought processes to a point that you cannot stop thinking about me. Even more pathetic fuel for the fire that is consuming your sad bland little washed up ass.

There can be no other excuse for it. I don't travel to other boards, and I don't post there. So that can be the only logical explanation for your fanatical lusting for Amplified booty.

Get over it Serge.... I'm truly flattered that you can't get me out of your head for even a moment, butI still will not fuck you in the ass no matter how much you dream about it.

P.S.

If you ask nicely, I'll send you an autographed 8 x 10 glossy of me in a striking sexy pose, but I gotta draw the line after that. :glugglug

amp. really, who cares? in your own words, it's just a message board.

I have someone on my ignore list, and his name is Serge. (and bradshaw, ofcourse)

hey whats all this talk about an 8x10 glossy...put me down for 3 of them!

I'll take one ~ and make it out to Ebay

thx in advance
:thumbsup

au contraire.... I find deep gratifying humor in this new discovery. :glugglug

lol.... :winkwink:

Amp, how much are you getting from Serge to promote his new board?

Well you definitely cannot beat all that free publicity, right?

Any onlookers just need to head on over to your site to see what you are all about. And no doubt they are impressed. :)

So maybe its a good thing. :Graucho

So they say, ANY publicity is good when it comes to business... if you have what it takes that is. And we all know you do Amp.

May Serge's trolling bring you lots of $$$ bling bling. :2 cents:

But uh, if you start getting late night phone calls from some guy breathing heavy with an accent... you might have problems.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

and them im gonna put it in your uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

Evil-Chris is dead-on.

oprano =>
Listings*Incorporated*
P.O.*Box*1024*
Harvey,*LA*70059*
US*
*
insulting.com =>
Listings*Incorporated*
P.O.*Box*1024*
Harvey,*LA*70059*
US*

hmmmm... didn't know that was another Serge fiasco.... in that case, url removed. He'll get no promotion from me. :glugglug

Actually, nobody cares about it. You're both being immature idiots. Exchange emails and flame each other that way. We're all tired of seeing it here.

Shut up! I'm tellin' dad! :mad:

this is your problem...you know NOTHING!
;-)))))

you promote MY shit and people LAUGH at you....

and you do it FREE,
how INSULTING!
;-)))))

lol.... do you know why I know nothing about you or your shit surge? Because I value your information to be worth less than 1 minute of my time to actually go and find it out....

get a clue you hopeless clod. :glugglug

Amputate, STOP promoting my ventures,
I don't want people to think we are associated with idiots!

You are PROHIBITED to speak on the behalf of Insulting!

you own www.manlove.com? nice

you can fantasize about me all you want surge.... but please try to limit it to stroking your peepee over your toilet.... and please stop using my name over there to promote your shitty board. Beg if you must.... I still will never post on that piece of shit surge.

of course you won't,
you are on the permanent BAN!

we don't need idiots over there
;-))

I want some taquitos.

do dah, do dah

then you should ban yourself, cuz you're the dumbest fuckin' assclown I've ever come across. :glugglug

well, obviously you never met my cousin David.

http://www.spies.com/~gus/ran/0012/antiporn/

He'll be filling for me in my abscence.

Wait 'till he gets a hold of you,
you'll be BEGGING me to come back sooner...
;-)))

Amp,
you did a decent job giving me piggy back ride...

be proud of yourself,
Serge have chosen you for a job and not anybody else,
you ARE Special...

get over yourself dipshit.

Is this the best you can do????

Don't you see that NOBODY cares???

you've been used, by somebody with bigger brains than you have,
get over it.

Don't let it eat you from inside,
life is short,
enjoy it.

Amp,
sorry to say,
but you need to take it easy for while,
you are getting too much stress and this affects your performance:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=84128

29% of GFY think that you stalk me

29% of GFY
DON'T GIVE A damn about you, me {who is newcomer here}


rest your body, rest your soul,
there is always be another day...

I hate to see you slip,
I might need your back in the future and I don't want you to lose it all on GFY...

no surge.... it's not the best I can do. I'm capable of quite alot more than that. But I do not feel the need to waste alot of time replying to you with witty retort. I know you need this, but I don't.

I don't find this to be a game, or 'strategic marketing', or a 'battle of the piss', or any of that other shit you have swimming around in your little head there. I honestly couldn't care less surge.

And you see... that's the difference between your paid posters and MY free will. I'm owned by no man. I don't need to play your game. I can stop entertaining your needs at any given moment. And then what will you do for attention?

In my eyes, you are a complete waste of organic material. I don't think you're smart. I don't think you're funny. I don't regard you as some sort of 'pissing legend'. I don't care what your bank statement says or what color tie you're wearing to London. I truly don't find anything interesting about you whatsoever. You are an annoyance surge. Nothing more, nothing less.

If you walked outside and got hit and killed by a taxi this afternoon, I doubt I would even comment on it. You clearly have some deep mental issues that should be addressed by a therapist. You envision yourself some sort of Internet hero, and you desperately cling to some past reputation to carry you.

But I don't care surge. I really don't. You're just another big-mouthed dickless punk that's starving for attention. I've seen plenty of people like you in my life. You're not unique in any fashion. Whether you think you are or not.

The funny thing is, I really am not paid to post anywhere... and that allows me to express just exactly what the fuck I wanna express. If I was paid, I'd hafta 'watch my step', and 'don't get into it with that guy', and 'promote this this week', and 'oh, just be cool with this guy'.... and that makes me an unpredictable source of attention. One that you ultimately, cannot plan on having follow your little 'storylines'.... because I don't always 'go along with it'.

You're nothing surge. And that my friend..... is just how bad the truth really hurts.

P.S.

I see you took my advice and found yourself some new pics to post instead of that tired old shit you ran into the ground.... I guess an old dog really can still learn a new trick. :glugglug

I think you just did,
it was a one LONG post
;-))

you contradict yourself, not a good sign for a "free mind"
;-)))

1) it doesn't matter what YOU think,
I'm sure the mule in the carriage also thinks he goes where he pleases. I led you, I bait you and you jump in the direction I want you to jump,
because for me NOTHING is personal..it's only business.

2) yeap, I am paid to post in a way. Sponsors pay Oprano, Insulting, GBU, SergesMuseum, COTAC
in excess of $100,000 a month and I believe in DELIVERY
of my product.

you have your skills and I have mine...

and this is GOOD. If you agreed with me on everything,
you'd be a lousy horse to ride on.

I NEED your contempt,
I NEED your dislike,
you have a PERFECT qualities of a GOOD horse.

I couldn't piss with Labret or quite for long,
they are educated people, logical,
well articulated,
they are a LOUSY "horces", I DO need somebody like you,
you are NATURAL for my purposes,
you never give up and have stubborness of a mule,
you are a PERFECT RIDE.

..and if you got hit by a bus tomorrow,
I'd feel sorry.

I'd have to find another mule, and
"Good mule is hard to find"

same here, NOBODY has a leash on my neck,
Ron Levi with all his millions and legal power couldn't do shit about me when I had $100 in my bank account,
had to share his millions, and not because he loved me to death...

I like you, because as much as "unpredictable" you think you are,
in reality, and ANYBODY wiht 1/2 brain can tell you that
{forget about cheering high schoolers for one minute}
you ARE predictable and EASY to pull your chain and go where I want you to go.

yeap,
of course I did, it was a good advice and I don't care who gives it,
I learn from everybody who is capable of teaching good.

P.S.

if this psychology stuff is over your head and you don't see the invisible ropes which make you do what I want you to do,
I can take time and explain you play by play how you been played.

I am not in a hurry....

is business so slow serge and amputate that you can waste all your time on gfy.com?

GET A LIFE!:1orglaugh

uhh.. amputate can i get one of those glossy 8x10s too?

i promise to keep it right by my bedside.

which business do you reffer to?

Last time I'm gonna ask this...... What the hell's wrong with a little monkey business??

serge, seriously, what the fuck... you have 6 fucking consecutive posts in a row, looks to me like amp IS right, you have some kinda obsession with him, i didn't get to see the link on the other board but if you seriously have to talk about someone on a different board then you are a tad bit obsessed, or he jus really pissed you off. so obviously for you its a lose lose situation. and i also agree with amps comment that you need some serious mental help, perhaps your father beat you/molested you constantly as a child and you've never properly addressed those issues, maybe that would explain all of your sexually oriented pictures you post (most of which being dicks). Hmm. either way, i feel for you man. actually i care so much for your sad situation i did a lil searching for you, maybe this messageboard can help you: http://www.urnotalone.org - its the least i can do.

is that 1-877-203-3233 Orgasm?

Give Damian my regards...