Shitty neighbors: What would YOU do?
 

My fuckin' asshole neighbors above me have kids. And I can understand that. I have 3 myself... they do not live with me, but I understand how kids can be. Well these particular kids upstairs STOMP on the fucking floor 24/7.... and I'm fucking sick of it.

So..... I come back from the beach today, and they're stomping.....


I happen to have $10k in audio gear here. And it ain't just pretty for lookin' at. It actually functions as well. I decided to use it.

It took all of 5 minutes before management was here pounding on my door, telling me that OTHER buildings.... across the parking lot, and even some two buildings away were complaining. I told them I did it to make a point. Point being: I'm sick and fucking tired of listening to this stomping bullshit on my ceiling every damn day and I want it ended.

Cause noise problems for me? I got your fuckin' noise problems.... personified.

Needless to say, the stomping stopped immediately.

But I'm fucking sick of this shit.... I shouldn't HAVE to do shit like this. But if it happens again.... guess what..... I'll be holding a fucking concert here.

2 questions:

1. Did I handle this appropriately?
2. What would YOU have done?

id shoot their dog

but thats just me

or there kids

Yup, killing the dog always send the right message

u did right! do it again the next time!

that's why when i moved into a condo i made sure that i was the ground floor just so that i wouldn't have to worry about complaints about the kids stomping around!

You're a fucking problem child aren't ya Amp?! :winkwink:

DH

Yes. I believe its Tip No. 24 in the Pol Pot Journal of Interpersonal Relationships

I'm on the ground floor.... and trust me... if the shit happens ONE MORE FUCKING TIME....


they'll hear my fuckin' tunes 7 blocks away. (for real)

Well..... somebody called management on you, right? Maybe uh... next time there's stomping you should just do the same and call management?

Just a thought. Might save you an eviction.

yes... I am.... :glugglug

Just don't play Don Ho

it won't be Don Ho.... :winkwink:

Then again there's a lot to be said for cranking Don Ho at warp factor 10 and damaging those kid's eardrums.


Tough call either way.

even my girlfriend was in shock.... she had no idea my sound system was capable of that amplitude....


it literally shook the fucking artwork OFF the walls.....



gotta love high end audio... :glugglug

I am not a man to piss off.....

I sorta got a thing for getting even.... hehehe... :glugglug

you did the right thing, passive aggression is the most annoying, demeaning thing you can do to anyone. find their weaknesses and slowly strip away any dignity they have.

heh...I love saying Don Ho...or play his daughter Haiku or whatever her name is

shoulda amputated there heads...

Next time give them a nice healthy dose of Motorhead's "Ace of Spades"



Tell em it's from your ol buddy CD. :mad:

Every time they stomp, call management, with enough complaints they will either be evicted or be very very quite. Make sure to only do it after certain hours, whatever your noise guidelines are in your area. That way it has more effect, b/c you can be really loud during the day, but after 11pm here, you can't be by law, and if you are too loud, the cops will come :>
ZoiNk

if there's a "next time" CD.......

the police will be involved. The audio will crack drywall.

gee, what a badass

believe me Zoink.... I was well within my hours limit.... I made sure..... it was 6pm here when I did this. Didn't matter. It was loud enough that the next complex over was complaining.

wanna find out how bad?

scary

:1orglaugh

go away..... insect.

Just don't go breaking that new surfboard over anyone's head.
You worked too damn hard for it.

I think you should do what that actor Matthew Mccaunahey did.. Take off your clothes and play the bongos naked with another dude...

That will piss off your neighbours until the cops come and drag your naked ass to jail! LOL!

DH

I have no intention of going to jail..... but I may just create a situation where my neighbor does. :glugglug

Problem:
People love to park in my parking spot in my building.

Solution:
I bought some of those impossible to peel off bright orange no parking stickers and use 4 of them at a time.

This really happened?

First the rumors about Barry Bonds being gay, now this? WTF is the world coming to.

btw... this is not the first incident with this particular neighbor... we've addressed the stomping issue before. It has not been rectified.

but it will be. :glugglug

Oh what's your sign , temper boy ?

Ampster,

If you don't mind sharing, I've been kicking around the idea of moving to Hawaii too, I'd like to know how much the average rent is for 1 bedroom apartment in Maui or northside Oahu

Maxi pads take off the paint !:Graucho

That's a story.. hehehe

well, I don't know about O'ahu... but here, probly right around a grand.

You are talking about controlling kids who are playing & jumping around. kids will be kids.

My advice:

1) get over it
2) ask to be moved to a top floor apt due to the inconvenience.

It won't stop nomatter how hard you try. You have kids, you should know what it's like

at least you dont' have 3 fat lesbians living above you who love to do jumping jacks when they get home from work at burger king at 2am.

I did... in my first apt.

That's actually pretty good. Being paradise and all. Here in Santa Monica, $1K will get a basement studio--which is where I currently am.

I can relate sharky.... and I've tried to get over it... but I can only get over it for so long... I've tried. My girl is MUCH more volitile about this than I am..... thing is, every place we've lived we've had some shitass living over us that loves to make noise. We're cursed.

I'm sick of it. And I'm taking a stand here. Instead of calling management every 5 minutes (which it WOULD be) I decided to make a point. Point being: I have to live with this aggravation? Fine. I will contribute my OWN aggravation. I must learn to live with it? Fine. Don't complain when I turn up the system to x95. Complain about me? Fine. Stop the thing that is aggravating me on a daily basis and I will stop.

Might not be the "right" thing to do.... but I'm damn sure gonna get my point across. At the expense of everyone else within earshot.