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sortie 01-12-2008 11:42 AM

REAL ID drivers license wont stop SHIT!! (What a bouncer knows)
 
What I learned working as a bouncer in a bar that was "hell-bent" on keeping out minors:

There is no such thing as an ID that cannot be faked or forged!

The bar trained bouncers on fake ID's and would not give them full bouncer status until they could identify fake IDs. We had books with every current ID and passport from any country that people could travel to the US from.

The bar paid bounus to bouncers based on the number of fake IDs confiscated.
So we were aggressive as hell on IDs because a good night might earn you an extra $100.

90 percent of the fake IDs I caught were caught thru "Bluffing" :

The person looked under age and I basically got them to admit the ID was fake by scrutinizing the ID then telling them to wait on the side and saying
I needed to show their ID to a manager. At that point many of them ran away while I had the ID in my hand. Others stayed and started asking if they were in serious trouble. I'd say, well if you tell me it's fake then you can just leave and I'll keep the ID or you can wait for the cops and I will give the ID to them and they will handle it from there. Then the would say,
ok it's fake and can I go now. :1orglaugh

We studied those "bluffed" IDs and no way could we determine they were faked. Kids were paying up to $1500 for a fake drinking ID.


MY POINT:

It was our technique that stoped the fake ID 90% of the time and not the quality of the ID itself.

The better the ID, the better the fakes!

The more info on a national ID = the more you'll get fucked by a theif when you lose your wallet.
And not even one sinlge more criminal will be caugt then are being caught already.

sortie 01-12-2008 11:46 AM

Some fake ID tricks used :

-Wallet found or stolen, then real ID shopped to a look alike person for $200

- Real ID belongs to a look alike relative

- Bribery at the DMV to get fake ID

- Use of stolen birth certificate and SSN to get drivers license

And many more I never heard of.

Rhesus 01-12-2008 11:47 AM

I guess it's time laws change, so that people can drink when 18+. Driving at 16, guns legal and drinking only over 21, LOL!

FuqALot 01-12-2008 11:48 AM

I get my fake IDs straight from Vladimir. $15,000 a pop.

baddog 01-12-2008 11:53 AM

What is your point?

sortie 01-12-2008 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13642594)
What is your point?

Evidently the point is "you don't read before posting".

See bold print above.

~Ray 01-12-2008 11:57 AM

shouldn't this be moved to the fake id forum?

baddog 01-12-2008 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 13642604)
Evidently the point is "you don't read before posting".

See bold print above.

What is the point of this thread? Better?

Slap Dot 01-12-2008 12:05 PM

ok? haha

sortie 01-12-2008 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13642608)
What is the point of this thread? Better?

That the national ID requirements on states and drivers licenses is useless and exposes everyone to more fraud than ever.

People will start treating the national drivers license as some unforgable piece of gold and thus allow a theif who stole your wallet to rampage thru your life and steal everthing you own.

The worst words to hear : "Ok, this guy is good. He has national ID".
Those words will be the begining of the biggest personal losses of individuals in history.

Of course if you'd read the news sometimes instead of posting in every thread all day you would already know what my point is about.

Casa Nova 01-12-2008 12:51 PM

Ontario, canada just got new Drivers Licenses They are insane, have your picture in teh bar code aswell as things you think are dots are actually your name in really really small letters, and they hold alot of info on the barcode etc.

Dirty F 01-12-2008 12:53 PM

Thanks man, i really needed to know this!

Zango 01-12-2008 01:30 PM

The national ID is a BAD ID. Though I don't see anyway to stop it.

SleazyDream 01-12-2008 01:37 PM

did you let them in if they offered a blowjob?

Jarmusch 01-12-2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13642608)
What is the point of this thread? Better?

I thought it was to prevent the underage GFY surfers from trying their luck with a fake ID.

brand0n 01-12-2008 01:49 PM

don't mind baddog, his id is on a stone tablet

AaronM 01-12-2008 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13642594)
What is your point?



That bouncers belong in bars not on GFY.

sortie 01-12-2008 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 13642882)
did you let them in if they offered a blowjob?

Answering that would be a spoiler for my upcomming screen play. :1orglaugh

sortie 01-12-2008 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 13643144)
That bouncers belong in bars not on GFY.

So true. :(


:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 01-12-2008 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 13642882)
did you let them in if they offered a blowjob?


Only if they were Guy's :)

sortie 01-12-2008 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 13643355)
Only if they were Guy's :)

Pardon the pun, but that was a "low blow".

CurrentlySober 01-12-2008 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 13643362)
Pardon the pun, but that was a "low blow".


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh You know I'm only joking mate :)

aico 01-12-2008 05:13 PM

ya, bouncers are well known for their greater intellect.

D 01-12-2008 05:20 PM

Did you ever get the cops involved to verify an ID, or was that a bluff?

sortie 01-12-2008 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 13643509)
ya, bouncers are well known for their greater intellect.

See sig. :1orglaugh

sortie 01-12-2008 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13643532)
Did you ever get the cops involved to verify an ID, or was that a bluff?

Yep, if they held their ground we called the cops and gave the cops the ID.
Smart people didn't push the bluff but some really dumb fucks did.

The cops didn't always get it right though because the fact is that I saw more IDs than the cops and had a better idea of what was fake and not.

If the ID belonged to a look alike or relative then it came back as valid when the cops checked it. I would look for a mole on the face that wasn't in the picture and point that out to the cops to fix that situation. Plus the
height. If they were shorter than the height on the ID it was a slam dunk because motherfuckers don't shrink before 60 years old. :1orglaugh

sortie 01-12-2008 05:35 PM

D :

So actually it wasn't a bluff if we were really sure we had a fake.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-12-2008 05:36 PM

Yeah, well...
If you know the owner ya can get in at any age:)

I was in Strip Clubs at 17.

NosMo 01-12-2008 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zango (Post 13642865)
The national ID is a BAD ID. Though I don't see anyway to stop it.

Smack your D.L. with a hammer, still good I.D but no chip. works on passports also:2 cents:

NosMo

Profits of Doom 01-12-2008 05:43 PM

There is a ton of bullshit in this thread. Any bar that was "Hell bent" on keeping out minors would've purchased an ID scanner, which have been available over 10 years. It is true that certain states were slow to change their ID's to a scannable version, like Florida and Kentucky, but to my knowledge almost all have them now.

Also, any bar worth a shit that actually needs to have bouncers has them there for a reason, and it is not to call the police. Too many calls to law enforcement can have you labeled a public nuisance and endanger your liquor license, so it would have to be a fucking moron that owned the bar that advised bouncers to call the police over a fake ID. But what do I know, I just ran several of them...

AaronM 01-12-2008 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13643631)
There is a ton of bullshit in this thread. Any bar that was "Hell bent" on keeping out minors would've purchased an ID scanner, which have been available over 10 years. It is true that certain states were slow to change their ID's to a scannable version, like Florida and Kentucky, but to my knowledge almost all have them now.

Also, any bar worth a shit that actually needs to have bouncers has them there for a reason, and it is not to call the police. Too many calls to law enforcement can have you labeled a public nuisance and endanger your liquor license, so it would have to be a fucking moron that owned the bar that advised bouncers to call the police over a fake ID. But what do I know, I just ran several of them...


Dead nuts on. :thumbsup

sortie 01-12-2008 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13643631)
There is a ton of bullshit in this thread. Any bar that was "Hell bent" on keeping out minors would've purchased an ID scanner, which have been available over 10 years. It is true that certain states were slow to change their ID's to a scannable version, like Florida and Kentucky, but to my knowledge almost all have them now.

Also, any bar worth a shit that actually needs to have bouncers has them there for a reason, and it is not to call the police. Too many calls to law enforcement can have you labeled a public nuisance and endanger your liquor license, so it would have to be a fucking moron that owned the bar that advised bouncers to call the police over a fake ID. But what do I know, I just ran several of them...

Have you ever consider that you are stupid fuck?
Because you should.

What good does an ID scanner do when the ID belongs to the underage guy's brother. The fucking scanner can't scan the guys face and match it to the fucking ID.
:1orglaugh

I could probably go in any bar you own and snatch out 15 teenagers in 20 minutes....dumbass.

Profits of Doom 01-12-2008 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 13643732)
Have you ever consider that you are stupid fuck?
Because you should.

What good does an ID scanner do when the ID belongs to the underage guy's brother. The fucking scanner can't scan the guys face and match it to the fucking ID.
:1orglaugh

I could probably go in any bar you own and snatch out 15 teenagers in 20 minutes....dumbass.

Sure you could, fake bouncer tough guy. The fact that you wrote that further confirms my suspicion that you were never a bouncer. The scanner is there to confirm that it is in fact a valid ID, and the old lady at the coat check can match up the face to the ID. That is NOT a skill. But you knew that already, because you pretended to be a bouncer, and they know all...

sortie 01-12-2008 06:12 PM

PS: When we "called" the cops, that meant we went outside and waved one inside sense they posted up there the entire night.

Me = worked in big tourist city.
You = owned some shit hole-in-the-wall in the sticks.

Peaches 01-12-2008 06:13 PM

Back in the olden days (mid to late 70's), it was SO easy to get a fake ID. I borrowed a friend's birth certificate and went to the Florida DMV and told them I was her and I'd lost my license. Within 15 minutes I had a gen-u-ine FL license with my picture and her info. Lord knows we were playing with fire - for instance if I had been in an accident and they called HER parents - but I used that thing for 4 years with ZERO problems. They didn't cancel her "lost" license and in fact, it looked exactly the same as mine - just a different picture.

Now you have to show so much more documentation that I'm sure it's harder now. But the illegals are getting fake driver's licenses so maybe it's not THAT hard.

Now, unfortunately, I look old enough ;)

sortie 01-12-2008 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13643760)
Sure you could, fake bouncer tough guy. The fact that you wrote that further confirms my suspicion that you were never a bouncer. The scanner is there to confirm that it is in fact a valid ID, and the old lady at the coat check can match up the face to the ID. That is NOT a skill. But you knew that already, because you pretended to be a bouncer, and they know all...

I know you! You are the guy who owned that bar down the street.
When I'd take an ID from a rich kid I would sell it back to him for $200 bucks and tell him he could still get into your bar. :1orglaugh

beemk 01-12-2008 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 13642574)
The person looked under age and I basically got them to admit the ID was fake by scrutinizing the ID then telling them to wait on the side and saying
I needed to show their ID to a manager. At that point many of them ran away while I had the ID in my hand.

this worked on me when i was 19 with this cheesy fake id i bought in toronto.

D 01-12-2008 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 13643593)
D :

So actually it wasn't a bluff if we were really sure we had a fake.

Cool. thanks for clearing that up.

Several years ago, a friend of mine tried to get in a club with us when we had all just turned 21... and the bouncers held his ID, and said the same thing to him... so we didn't press out luck, and just went to another club.

I've sometimes wondered what might have happened had we held our ground. ;-)

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-12-2008 06:16 PM

$100 in a night is nothing compared to the money you can make letting the right fake id's slide on in...

sortie 01-12-2008 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 13643765)
Back in the olden days (mid to late 70's), it was SO easy to get a fake ID. I borrowed a friend's birth certificate and went to the Florida DMV and told them I was her and I'd lost my license. Within 15 minutes I had a gen-u-ine FL license with my picture and her info. Lord knows we were playing with fire - for instance if I had been in an accident and they called HER parents - but I used that thing for 4 years with ZERO problems. They didn't cancel her "lost" license and in fact, it looked exactly the same as mine - just a different picture.

Now you have to show so much more documentation that I'm sure it's harder now. But the illegals are getting fake driver's licenses so maybe it's not THAT hard.

Now, unfortunately, I look old enough ;)

Exactly, the profits-of-shit dude don't get it that your fake ID scans as a valid ID. He's what you call a know-it-all-fool.


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