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Profits of Doom 01-12-2008 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie (Post 13643761)
PS: When we "called" the cops, that meant we went outside and waved one inside sense they posted up there the entire night.

Me = worked in big tourist city.
You = owned some shit hole-in-the-wall in the sticks.

What big tourist city would that be, oh bouncer Yoda? Almost every big bar or club has cops that are assigned there at night, but that doesn't mean they are there for your benefit. If they are there it is because there were problems in the past and they need to be there, and it doesn't matter if you call them, wave them down, or send a fucking smoke signal. If there is a problem they have to address they will either have to write a report, or at the very least an FIC that states they had an issue at YOUR address. Too many of those and kiss your liquor license goodbye...

Profits of Doom 01-12-2008 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie (Post 13643788)
Exactly, the profits-of-shit dude don't get it that your fake ID scans as a valid ID. He's what you call a know-it-all-fool.

profits-of-shit, very creative fake bouncer guy. You obviously lack reading comprehension skills so I won't get on you for failing to understand what I wrote. I couldn't have possibly made it simpler for you...

sortie 01-12-2008 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by beemk (Post 13643777)
this worked on me when i was 19 with this cheesy fake id i bought in toronto.

Be proud that you were smart enough to let it work and got off scott free!

The whole thing is bullshit when the underage admits it and leaves but when they push it they get totaly fucked up over nothing when they could have just gone to the next bar.

sortie 01-12-2008 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13643801)
profits-of-shit, very creative fake bouncer guy. You obviously lack reading comprehension skills so I won't get on you for failing to understand what I wrote. I couldn't have possibly made it simpler for you...

Have you noticed that you are the only idiot in this thread?

Everyone else has.

Profits of Doom 01-12-2008 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie (Post 13643858)
Have you noticed that you are the only idiot in this thread?

Everyone else has.

Really? I didn't notice anyone disputing what I said but you.

I did notice that you pretended to be a bouncer without any real knowledge of how the nightclub industry is run. Please carry on, though, I'm sure someone on here must believe you. :1orglaugh

Profits of Doom 01-12-2008 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 13643721)
Dead nuts on. :thumbsup

Thank you, but I should've deferred to sortie the fake bouncer. I'm sure he also would take on ten rowdy customers at a time, and got a $100 bonus for every customer's jaw he broke...

sortie 01-12-2008 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13643789)
What big tourist city would that be, oh bouncer Yoda? Almost every big bar or club has cops that are assigned there at night, but that doesn't mean they are there for your benefit. If they are there it is because there were problems in the past and they need to be there, and it doesn't matter if you call them, wave them down, or send a fucking smoke signal. If there is a problem they have to address they will either have to write a report, or at the very least an FIC that states they had an issue at YOUR address. Too many of those and kiss your liquor license goodbye...


A city with several big assed military bases in nearby cities.
Yeah, there was a problem every fucking night; just think about it.

The gross income/taxes from the trouble was worth keeping the trouble comming out.

Take their money, get them drunk, let them brawl for 30 seconds then break it up and start over tomorrow for another round.

sortie 01-12-2008 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13643884)
I'm sure he also would take on ten rowdy customers at a time, and got a $100 bonus for every customer's jaw he broke...

:1orglaugh

Stop being a clown.

You know, you sound more jealous then anything. Did you get fired for being a stupid bouncer or something.?

AaronM 01-12-2008 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie (Post 13643905)
:1orglaugh

Stop being a clown.

You know, you sound more jealous then anything. Did you get fired for being a stupid bouncer or something.?


Did you just call somebody stupid after saying "more jealous THEN anything."?

If you're going to call somebody stupid THAN you may want to appear to have some basic English skills while doing so. :2 cents:

Profits of Doom 01-12-2008 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie (Post 13643885)
A city with several big assed military bases in nearby cities.
Yeah, there was a problem every fucking night; just think about it.

The gross income/taxes from the trouble was worth keeping the trouble comming out.

Take their money, get them drunk, let them brawl for 30 seconds then break it up and start over tomorrow for another round.

Well thank you for proving my point that you are full of shit. If you think a city bases the tax money they pocket from a business on whether or not they hassle them you truly don't have a clue.

My main background is in running adult bookstores, strip clubs, and mainstream nightclubs. The bookstores I ran were incredibly successful and put a ton of money into the tax coffers of the cities they were located in. Same with the strip clubs and the mainstream clubs I ran. Do you think that prevented me from a multitude of legal problems in all three ventures? A mayor of a city doesn't give shit about the tax money you are bringing in. They only care about getting reelected, and the perception that they are cleaning up a city. If you are perceived to be a problem they will find a way to harass you, and if you honestly believe the shit you just spewed I doubt you were anything more than the club janitor. Oh well, goodnight sweetie, and keep dreaming of a world where you are a tough guy bouncer and know it all...:1orglaugh

sortie 01-12-2008 06:48 PM

50 Identities stolen :

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 13643925)
Did you just call somebody stupid after saying "more jealous THEN anything."?

If you're going to call somebody stupid THAN you may want to appear to have some basic English skills while doing so. :2 cents:


after saying "more jealous THEN anything."?

You'd look smarter if you didn't use double punctuation on a sentence before trying to blast someone for a typo. :1orglaugh

sortie 01-12-2008 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13643949)
Well thank you for proving my point that you are full of shit. If you think a city bases the tax money they pocket from a business on whether or not they hassle them you truly don't have a clue.

My main background is in running adult bookstores, strip clubs, and mainstream nightclubs. The bookstores I ran were incredibly successful and put a ton of money into the tax coffers of the cities they were located in. Same with the strip clubs and the mainstream clubs I ran. Do you think that prevented me from a multitude of legal problems in all three ventures? A mayor of a city doesn't give shit about the tax money you are bringing in. They only care about getting reelected, and the perception that they are cleaning up a city. If you are perceived to be a problem they will find a way to harass you, and if you honestly believe the shit you just spewed I doubt you were anything more than the club janitor. Oh well, goodnight sweetie, and keep dreaming of a world where you are a tough guy bouncer and know it all...:1orglaugh


You've got to be the biggest idiot in the universe to think the revenue from a book store can equal even one night of marines drinking. :1orglaugh

Unless you were selling books at $200 a pop your are full of monkey shit.

Do you have any idea of wht happens when 2 naval vessels pull in from Iraq loaded with troops that haven't been able to spend a dime of their paychecks for 14 months. :1orglaugh

Goddam right, the city puts up with a few brawls. The hotels, hookers, bars, resturants and everyone else gets FAT! And they aint gonna stop that over a few fist fights.

Based on your theory there would be no more dropping the New Years ball in Times square since more people get robbed that night than any other night ever!!!!

Jenny S. 01-12-2008 07:08 PM

Funny thread. Do you guys really think the Feds push a national ID to keep 19 year olds out of bars? Or to prevent crime? Or to make sure Pablo's green card is still valid?

The ID is an essential tool on our way to the total surveillance, big-brother state. The inventor, Adolf Hitler, had the vision of a state where everybody that moves from point A to point B needs "papieren". If a citizen walks down the street and doesn't have ID he automatically committed a crime, is a suspect, and can be held at the government's discretion for an indefinite time. The concept came in handy when the Germans were looking to detain Jews, they just had to stamp a yellow star in their ID and it was immediately clear who had to board the no-return train to Auschwitz. That was in 1936.

Welcome to America 2008!

Profits of Doom 01-12-2008 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie (Post 13644047)
You've got to be the biggest idiot in the universe to think the revenue from a book store can equal even one night of marines drinking. :1orglaugh

Unless you were selling books at $200 a pop your are full of monkey shit.

Do you have any idea of wht happens when 2 naval vessels pull in from Iraq loaded with troops that haven't been able to spend a dime of their paychecks for 14 months. :1orglaugh

Goddam right, the city puts up with a few brawls. The hotels, hookers, bars, resturants and everyone else gets FAT! And they aint gonna stop that over a few fist fights.

Based on your theory there would be no more dropping the New Years ball in Times square since more people get robbed that night than any other night ever!!!!

Again, you completely lack reading comprehension skills. An adult bookstore doesn't just sell books, moron. Magazines, DVD's, novelties, lingerie, etc, not to mention an arcade area with video booths and live dancer booths. I'll put up a night of that revenue against the Marines that showed up once in a blue moon anytime. I now understand why you have such a hard time on this site, since you only choose to pick and choose what you respond to...

Rochard 01-13-2008 12:18 AM

So far the only real CP case in our industry was Traci Lords, who used a government issued ID.

sortie 01-13-2008 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 13644947)
So far the only real CP case in our industry was Traci Lords, who used a government issued ID.

Please stop spreading facts. It's not the nature of this board. :)


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