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punker barbie 11-30-2007 05:41 PM

My friend wants to know...
 
Whats the best way to dry shrooms?

baddog 11-30-2007 05:45 PM

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After Shock Media 11-30-2007 05:48 PM

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sltr 11-30-2007 05:48 PM

i wouldn't mind a friend that needs that info.

TurboAngel 11-30-2007 05:49 PM

A friend right.


:winkwink:

punker barbie 11-30-2007 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 13452858)
A friend right.


:winkwink:


yes a friend hehehe :thumbsup:1orglaugh:pimp:Oh crap

Phoenix 11-30-2007 05:51 PM

i need my sig

marketsmart 11-30-2007 05:51 PM

post a picture of yourself naked and i will tell you...

D 11-30-2007 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 13452836)
Whats the best way to dry shrooms?

Any "food dehydrator" would do the trick best, I'd imagine.

Range in price from $20 to $120 and up.

marketsmart 11-30-2007 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13452880)
Any "food dehydrator" would do the trick best, I'd imagine.

Range in price from $20 to $120 and up.

lets wait for the naked pics before we give away the farm... k thnx...

D 11-30-2007 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 13452884)
lets wait for the naked pics before we give away the farm... k thnx...

:1orglaugh

After Shock Media 11-30-2007 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13452880)
Any "food dehydrator" would do the trick best, I'd imagine.

Range in price from $20 to $120 and up.

Why you have an oven with a pilot light right? unless its electric.

Um box fan, two air filters and 2 bungee cords?

StuartD 11-30-2007 06:15 PM

Cook them on your pizza... not only do they get dry, but they taste great.
Then in 30 minutes you will be laughing yourselves silly about how funny that pizza was.

DBS.US 11-30-2007 06:22 PM

Under a psychiatric hospital bed

jaysmoke 11-30-2007 06:29 PM

in a veal sandwich with extra sauce

Loryn 11-30-2007 06:35 PM

Fuck it just eat them, they taste like shit anyway! hahaha

Tell your friend that I hope they have a great time and laugh their ass off! :winkwink:

Big Red Machine 11-30-2007 06:42 PM

zoom zoom zoom

Spunky 11-30-2007 06:43 PM

I like mushroom tea or mixed in with soup

s9ann0 11-30-2007 06:59 PM

I new someone that got a piece of paper and folded it with the shrooms in and folded that over a radiator and left it for a while

I think you are suppossed to be gentle on them because the psyclowhatever it is goes bad if you heat them too much

After Shock Media 11-30-2007 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s9ann0 (Post 13453097)
I new someone that got a piece of paper and folded it with the shrooms in and folded that over a radiator and left it for a while

I think you are suppossed to be gentle on them because the psyclowhatever it is goes bad if you heat them too much

Ok lets really simplify this for the Macgyver challenged. You have shrooms and want them dried now.

Get a small or large fan, Box fans are ideal but lets assume you do not have one and just some piece of crap round style fan.
Pop the cover off of such fan. So it is no longer dome shaped.
Next look around your house for something that is about the same size that will allow air flow. If its a box fan consider borrowing two or your heating or AC filters for a bit. Otherwise just find something that allows airflow. Maybe a small piece of cardboard that you have pierced the living hell out of with a pokey stick or something. Still nothing, ok grab some paper towels or coffee filters. Though if using those you will need some sort of brace to prevent them from hitting the blades.
Next attach brace or your flat cardboard over the fan. Place your mushrooms on this flat surface. Cover with a dishtowel. Secure everything with some bungee cords, rubber bands, string, whatever. PS if you did have a box fan, two air filters and two bungee cords. Do not remove cover. Just lay filter on fan, mushrooms, next filter, attach bungee's over filters and onto fan.
Turn fan upright again and turn on high. Let it run for awhile.

Can you wait a day and have a gas oven.
Lay mushrooms on a wire cooling rack or something metal that allows air flow.
Place on bottom rack of oven.
Close door and check in the morning. The pilot light should provide enough warmth to dry them out.

In hurry and have gas oven, same process, middle rack, set oven to warm.

Willing to try a more scientific yet fast approach. Go to a craft store like Michael's, find the silica drying agent powders. Follow instructions and just make sure you clean off the mushrooms very well when done. Sure your about to eat something poisonous regardless but no reason to add to it right?

Redmanthatcould 11-30-2007 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red Machine (Post 13453033)
zoom zoom zoom

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VFGxNCf-6AE :pimp

fris 11-30-2007 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 13453015)
Fuck it just eat them, they taste like shit anyway! hahaha

Tell your friend that I hope they have a great time and laugh their ass off! :winkwink:

Thats the best way really, but dont eat too many or you will be fucked out of your gord

TurboAngel 11-30-2007 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 13452866)
yes a friend hehehe :thumbsup:1orglaugh:pimp:Oh crap

:winkwink::winkwink::winkwink::winkwink:

aico 11-30-2007 11:03 PM

put them on my cock and blow on them.

dav3 11-30-2007 11:12 PM

make some tea

fatfoo 11-30-2007 11:25 PM

http://www.water-bongs-glass-pipes.c...ed-Shrooms.jpg

Shagbunny 11-30-2007 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s9ann0 (Post 13453097)
I new someone that got a piece of paper and folded it with the shrooms in and folded that over a radiator and left it for a while

I think you are suppossed to be gentle on them because the psyclowhatever it is goes bad if you heat them too much

what if they do go bad and you eat them? :angrysoap

pornask 11-30-2007 11:32 PM

this thread is useless without pic of tits :)

BSleazy 11-30-2007 11:34 PM

I once ate about 7 or 8 of these little zip baggies of shrooms after I was completeted hammered at like 230 in the morning at some girls house after the bar and I'll never eat shrooms again :)

420 11-30-2007 11:49 PM

If its only a few you can wrap them in a paper towel and tape that above the power supply fan on the back of your computer. Takes about 2 days to remove all the moisture. Once they're dry you can crush (coffee grinder) them into a powder to fill gel caps with which has no taste at all.

This information was found on theshroomery.org. I have never heard of mushrooms.

Dirty F 12-01-2007 12:03 AM

Too much bs in this thread. Put them on a piece of paper and let them dry.

Shagbunny 12-01-2007 12:04 AM

lol, the K.I.S.S principle huh

Dirty F 12-01-2007 12:12 AM

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Dirty F 12-01-2007 12:12 AM

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Dirty F 12-01-2007 12:13 AM

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dav3 12-01-2007 01:06 AM

nice :)

gandalfuy 12-01-2007 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 13453930)

MK2 and shrooms
what a nice night recipe!

punker barbie 12-03-2007 12:09 AM

those are some awesome pics

Jace 12-03-2007 12:13 AM

don't dry them

make a smoothie and put them in the blender while you are making it

you will trip 2x as hard

you lose a LOT of effect when you dry them

Deej 12-03-2007 12:16 AM

if youre drying them to store... dark dry spot...

i fyoure drying to consume, dont bother... make tea... DONT BOIL! ... when the tea is ready mix in some cocoa and walla.... nice frothy cup of cocoa and then ....

:winkwink:

safe place!


been years since i touched a shroom, farthest I ever went... nothing man made......


cocoa is the way to go


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