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pr0 11-22-2007 03:12 PM

Affiliate rep [training video]
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BVxKPiSvZWg

^ this is all but like 10 of you....

theres a right way & a wrong way to conduct business in adult....heres a few examples, that might help you out, from my personal vault

8 golden things i WILL NOT respond to....

1) u got any traffic 4 me?
2) i know your a baller, but you could do way better with us
3) I'll let you beta test our newest site
4) I'll let you fuck my man-ass raw dogged
5) I'll suck your cock man!!!
6) Dude, you owe me this traffic, i bought you a drink at a show.
7) Dude when are you gonna send me that traffic that u promised me drunk as fuck at a show.
8) cmon man!

8 golden things I WILL respond to

1) where would you like your kobe beef sampler & program info sent pr0?
2) i've got a house on the beach & 3 fine ass bitchs waiting for ya
3) lets hook up in vegas...hookers & cristal on me
4) I'll let you fuck my 18yo hot sister/cousin/friend
5) Lets do abunch of pharmacutecals, rent out a golf course, & play paintball from golf carts....hookers are waiting in the club house afterwards.
6) I've got sports tickets on saturday, what time you coming?
7) pr0 remember that time i bailed you outta jail? well i need the favor back
8) Wanna go2 the LA show on my bill? (i just got this txt a couple weeks ago)


What have we learned today?

PUSSY, FOOD, VACATIONS, BAIL $ & SPORTS = TRAFFIC
BEGGING, INSISTING, BALL BUSTING, BULLSHIT = RUN AROUND

so goto your program owners now & say....i need a budget for pussy, food, vacations, bail $ & sporting events

thank me later

:pimp

JuiceMonkey 11-22-2007 03:19 PM

haha I was confused until I watched the video.. then everything was clear.

MichaelP 11-22-2007 04:58 PM

Tanks for the lesson. I'll remember that :winkwink:

Damian_Maxcash 11-22-2007 05:04 PM

So the cock sucking thing is nonnegotiable?

Phoenix 11-22-2007 05:22 PM

yep...that sounds like a plan

BucksMania 11-22-2007 06:57 PM

lol :) Those lists made me smile :)

IllTestYourGirls 11-22-2007 06:59 PM

Ill take all of that minus the drugs :D

BOSS1 11-22-2007 07:04 PM

pr0 u are a baller, but i dont have dating sites so u wont do better with us

pr0 11-22-2007 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOSS1 (Post 13408205)
pr0 u are a baller, but i dont have dating sites so u wont do better with us

:1orglaugh

:thumbsup

:pimp

WiredGuy 11-22-2007 07:28 PM

Those 8 things (the 2nd list) will work on me too.
WG

pr0 11-22-2007 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 13408279)
Those 8 things (the 2nd list) will work on me too.
WG

We need to team up & come up with a comprehensive list for all the affiliate reps out there bro. Carry them on an index card to shows...so as soon as they walk up, they know exactly what we'll respond to.

It'll cut through a lot of the bullshit.

I know you're with me on this....we'll have em ready for vegas :pimp

munki 11-22-2007 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 13407609)
PUSSY, FOOD, VACATIONS, BAIL $ & SPORTS = TRAFFIC
BEGGING, INSISTING, BALL BUSTING, BULLSHIT = RUN AROUND

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup:thumbsup

TurboAngel 11-23-2007 12:13 AM

LMAO!


:thumbsup

dynastoned 11-23-2007 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 13407609)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BVxKPiSvZWg

^ this is all but like 10 of you....

theres a right way & a wrong way to conduct business in adult....heres a few examples, that might help you out, from my personal vault

8 golden things i WILL NOT respond to....

1) u got any traffic 4 me?
2) i know your a baller, but you could do way better with us
3) I'll let you beta test our newest site
4) I'll let you fuck my man-ass raw dogged
5) I'll suck your cock man!!!
6) Dude, you owe me this traffic, i bought you a drink at a show.
7) Dude when are you gonna send me that traffic that u promised me drunk as fuck at a show.
8) cmon man!

8 golden things I WILL respond to

1) where would you like your kobe beef sampler & program info sent pr0?
2) i've got a house on the beach & 3 fine ass bitchs waiting for ya
3) lets hook up in vegas...hookers & cristal on me
4) I'll let you fuck my 18yo hot sister/cousin/friend
5) Lets do abunch of pharmacutecals, rent out a golf course, & play paintball from golf carts....hookers are waiting in the club house afterwards.
6) I've got sports tickets on saturday, what time you coming?
7) pr0 remember that time i bailed you outta jail? well i need the favor back
8) Wanna go2 the LA show on my bill? (i just got this txt a couple weeks ago)


What have we learned today?

PUSSY, FOOD, VACATIONS, BAIL $ & SPORTS = TRAFFIC
BEGGING, INSISTING, BALL BUSTING, BULLSHIT = RUN AROUND

so goto your program owners now & say....i need a budget for pussy, food, vacations, bail $ & sporting events

thank me later

:pimp

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

thats pretty much how it goes. :pimp

pr0 11-23-2007 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned (Post 13409223)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

thats pretty much how it goes. :pimp

you've seen it!

actually you saw more than you should have....

fuck did i ever wreck your hotel room....im sooo glad that wasn't under my name

how many feet of water did i flood the hard rock with? :1orglaugh

dynastoned 11-23-2007 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 13409231)
you've seen it!

actually you saw more than you should have....

fuck did i ever wreck your hotel room....im sooo glad that wasn't under my name

how many feet of water did i flood the hard rock with? :1orglaugh

hahaha

so much fucking water i had to wear boots just to get to my bed, fuckin' went through like 5 packs of socks too :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pr0 11-23-2007 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned (Post 13409254)
hahaha

so much fucking water i had to wear boots just to get to my bed, fuckin' went through like 5 packs of socks too :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

hey man, that was just a proper welcome to the porn biz :pimp

just wait till jan

ajrocks 11-23-2007 10:22 AM

Hey Pr0 remember that time in buffalo with the real low quality girls? Who didn't back down? LOL

tehHinjew 11-23-2007 10:27 AM

dude your the best character on gfy lol

pr0 11-23-2007 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajrocks (Post 13410474)
Hey Pr0 remember that time in buffalo with the real low quality girls? Who didn't back down? LOL

omg period girl & the other peurto rican :repuke

those weren't hookz....those were....

a fucking dare :1orglaugh

pr0 11-23-2007 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehHinjew (Post 13410486)
dude your the best character on gfy lol

no character here buddy....anybody that knows me, can attest to it all being 100% true & real.......if theres one thing i don't do, its bullshit

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/573/z07693xx1.jpg

come find me at a show & bring japanese beef & hookers!

dissipate 11-23-2007 10:44 AM

you forgot one that makes you ICQ me back every time within 10 seconds

"dude, our new script is ready =) "

pr0 11-23-2007 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate (Post 13410536)
you forgot one that makes you ICQ me back every time within 10 seconds

"dude, our new script is ready =) "

monday morning that shit better be done, or I'm coming to boston packing my ak47 nyukka! :1orglaugh:pimp

D 11-23-2007 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 13407609)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BVxKPiSvZWg

^ this is all but like 10 of you....

:1orglaugh

Bryan G 11-23-2007 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 13409231)
you've seen it!

actually you saw more than you should have....

fuck did i ever wreck your hotel room....im sooo glad that wasn't under my name

how many feet of water did i flood the hard rock with? :1orglaugh

ROFL!!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I remember that

Flynn 11-23-2007 03:05 PM

good post:) I can't wait to finally meet you one of these days. Maybe I can do one of those things for you in your list. You don't even have to send me any traffic. haha

Jago Webcams 11-23-2007 03:56 PM

lol nice lists bro.. btw sugar bowl on webcams.com for new years - mark down new orleans :thumbsup the way things are looking today we're in

PornMogul 11-23-2007 04:03 PM

that video was funny as hell lol, haha I personally laughed when the I bailed you out of jail line was said haha

pr0 11-26-2007 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jago Webcams (Post 13411595)
lol nice lists bro.. btw sugar bowl on webcams.com for new years - mark down new orleans :thumbsup the way things are looking today we're in

see thats wassup :pimp

everyone else take note, cuz blakes just about the best affiliate head/management in the business

GOOOOOD OLE ROCKY TOP WooooooooOooo :thumbsup:thumbsup

Jago Webcams 11-26-2007 02:32 PM

lol our affiliate program sold itself :) pr0's just one of my favorite people in the biz.. I just met him in Miami and we're both football lovin' dudes from the south! Get ready for new years, hope we're spending it in new orleans.. Thanks for the kind words bro :thumbsup

justFred 11-26-2007 02:40 PM

nice :1orglaugh

seeric 11-26-2007 02:51 PM

thats why i wont ever have a rep working for me. i always run the program myself and handle anyone that needs help. sometimes i will have a customer service girl or something. you either know this business or you don't. you can't really teach people either. you have to know it from the beginning. seeing people come in from mainstream and try their song and dance pitch is comedy sometimes. if you have a good product people find you, you dont need to beg for traffic. shit aggregate your own.

seeric 11-26-2007 02:53 PM

damn gfy double hittin

Damian_Maxcash 11-26-2007 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 13423725)
thats why i wont ever have a rep working for me. i always run the program myself and handle anyone that needs help. sometimes i will have a customer service girl or something. you either know this business or you don't. you can't really teach people either. you have to know it from the beginning. seeing people come in from mainstream and try their song and dance pitch is comedy sometimes. if you have a good product people find you, you dont need to beg for traffic. shit aggregate your own.


At some point you have to trust someone.

I had an aquarium shop of all things and in the end I had to sell the store because I couldnt trust anyone else to run it for me.

I had a girl that worked for me but I used to sit in the pub opposite and stare out of the window to make sure she was doing ok and not killing all the stock.

I had to sell up in the end.

V_RocKs 11-26-2007 03:43 PM

My thoughts exactly!

pr0 11-28-2007 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 13424122)
My thoughts exactly!

Hey I'm going 2 hit you up this week....regarding our latest conversation. I've just been mad busy.

pr0 11-28-2007 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jago Webcams (Post 13423635)
Get ready for new years, hope we're spending it in new orleans.. Thanks for the kind words bro :thumbsup

fuck yea dawg :pimp

RevengeBucks_Monica 11-28-2007 11:24 AM

ooooh, I've got a pussy ;)

hehehe, and when you demand Japanese beef, you confuse me. But I'm a girl so perhaps I'm thinking of something else.

AK 11-28-2007 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 13410619)
monday morning that shit better be done, or I'm coming to boston packing my ak47 nyukka! :1orglaugh:pimp

i was looking for my cousin .. AK47.. im AK23!

pr0 11-29-2007 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK (Post 13439055)
i was looking for my cousin .. AK47.. im AK23!

lol...i spent a couple hours the other night looking for pics i posted of my AK-47 & found nothing but posts about you....so we're even!


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