The Crazy Adventures Of "Z" Downunder ...
 

Are just about to begin.

Z arrived back with John fresh from Webmaster Access and ready to wrangle some roo's and wrestle some crocs.

Crikey !

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do you have a Dunk?

wtf ?

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Curious, your making everyone think all Australians live in the outback and dress like crok dundee... City life for me, havent see a roo in about 5 years.

As a fellow Aussie I would have figured you would have smelt the sarcasm coming in ....

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There's cities in australia? :helpme

Or is that like what you call it when a couple of road trains stop to refuel and trade wombat skins?

I dont know, you might have been telling the truth as their are tours to see roo's and crocs. :D

No Rob, they are TOWNS.

Cities are bigger -they usually have tent encampments also by the local billabong for the platypus farmers.

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Z lives in Panama.... big crocs are not the 3rd wonder of the world.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and herd the Wallabies for their morning milking.

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lol have fun guys

oops I mean Donk

Nugget: I've been looking for Walter Reilly. Haven't seen him around, have you?
Frank: You shoulda brought a gun instead of a beer.
Nugget: Nah. I don't need one. I got a Donk.
Frank: Got a what?
Donk: Donk.

You've still lost me.

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lol, it's from Crocodile Dundee, Donk is a big toothless guy who knocks people out.

I'm lost :)

I just had to have Z fucking explain that to me.

Crocodile Dundee is like Fosters and Outback Steakhouse.

Inane crap we feed the rest of the World.

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I'll come looking for you beautiful.

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I'm having a blast down here. Australia has been great thus far and Brisbane specifically is gorgeous.

The LionDollars team is indispensable as I embark to dive the Great Barrier Reef, surf the Gold Coast and hopefully, find some other uniquely Aussie things to do. These guys are as awesome to get out and play with as they are to work with.

Anybody have some ideas?

Have you tried the barbecued shrimp yet? :1orglaugh

See Croc Dundee, Outback, Fosters et al ref above Rob ...

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tellem to bring me back a nice Australian girl, who can whip up a mean dinner, preferably a virgin

Brock !

We found one !

She is really nicehas an awesome personality, really big tits, she is Australian and she is a gourmet cook !

AND SHE IS A CERTIFIED VIRGIN !!!

Unfortunately she has no teeth, weighs 350 lbs and is 4'2" tall and only has one leg.
















































You can have her when Z is finished with her.

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So wait you don't make phone calls with a rope, a rock, a piece of leather and spinning it around?

Hey when do I get my trip "Down Under"? Ive always wanted to see Australia.

CTB ya forgot the pic :winkwink:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/20...b__200x306.jpg

We graduated to tin cans and string in the late 90's dude.

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Here ya go :winkwink:

http://www.theinterpretersfriend.com...tralia-map.gif

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That's her sister. Gotta love Magda.

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HAR-DEE-HAR-HAR

I've always wanted to see Australia, if only for the cheap Fosters, but goddamn what a long flight :helpme

Maybe next year if I can bundle it with visits to other interesting nearby countries.

Sounds like good times!!! Have fun in Aussie

Love to have you down here anytime mate.

The milkshakes here are REALLY worth the sore guts afterwards.

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Yes, go have a drink my grandfather's brother -

I wonder where he lives now - I guess Melbourne. He has a great drinking capacity and is ussually hangin out in some bar (like some veterans from Korea club)

He immigrated ages ago and used to send us the "western" vinyl records from there, once he was back in Valachia (the wild place I come from) I remember he had an incredible Aussie accent while trying to speak the native language.

I would still love to visit him one day, hope I am gonna make it before he drinks his last shot..

why am i always getting z's sloppy 2nds....I'm having flashbacks of charlotte :winkwink:

With what Z's packing down south any seconds would hardly be sloppy.

More like saving you the effort of foreplay big boy.

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Dayum dude, lay off the Absinthe already ;-)

That was an incredibly almost sad post in what was generally a BS fun thread.

Having said that, I hope you get to have a drink with him befor he kicks it as well...

Grandfathers brother... is that a Great Uncle ?

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Well NO absinthe for me since I spent a weekend with an old mate of mine from college..

first night from 7 PM till 7 AM and then a follow up from 10 PM till 8:30 AM ..

LOTS of classic rock LOTS of drinks and LOTS to talk about..


The most senseless drunk bullshit we invented was actually at 6 AM sunday when we watched an old Ritchie Blackmore solo video..

http://home.no.net/arnebye/bilder/Blackmore-purple.jpg

While his solo turned into a mix of hardly definable squeeking sounds, the only way to get such sounds according to Hans would be to

1) fill a box with small mammals

http://tomecat.com/madtimes/archive/.../cat051007.jpg

(like cats / anything that meows or roars)

2) put a microphone in

3) kick it..

and the term "Box of small mammals" was invented..

I guess it's just too insane :)

I still think you are drinking Absinthe.

He he

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Remember that we don't drink that cats piss here in Oz - we sell it to the rest of the World.

Love marketing.

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Bro, it's worth the flights...and then some! :thumbsup

BETTER surfing than Costa Rica, better weather and LIGHT YEARS better women.

Ya...but, well, she was...ok...ya, you're right. :pimp