Guys - have you ever faked an orgasm?
 

This stems from a strange conversation I had this weekend with a male friend that involved him talking about a time he faked an orgasm when the sex just wasn't working for him.

Have you guys ever faked an orgasm?

He wasn't man enough to tell his bitch that she wasn't doing anything for him?

Yeah - when I sober up half way through, the beer glasses wear off and I wonder WTF was I thinking...

I think its easier for men than women - you just have to make sure you get rid of the condom fast.

Why would it be any less easy for women? Just a few moans and a couple of clenches of their muscles and the guy will think he's a total stud. :)

i have once or twice, yes, I was just tired and done with it...


there was an orgasm before it ... but i faked another to quit the show... while having her feeling 'finished' also...

no, never...

haha this reminds me of the scene in 40 days and 40 nights :1orglaugh

No...never.

How about you, Sarah? Every faked an orgasm?

This is a loaded question with a bomb attached to it. Yes I am one of those that have faked an orgasm. There have been some girls that just were not that good and/or good looking. I am always down to take one for the team and do the ugly ones. Thank god I'm married to a hot one. but still there has been a time or two that I had to lie to her a say "yes I came".So 2 times in 10 years not bad ratio.

probably once or twice, has nothing to do with the girls involved, if it takes me forever to cum I'd fake it and get over it

I just spit on her back.

Yes but I felt bad about doing it and haven't really done it since. Primarily because I am just with one partner now and if you start by faking then it doesn't help you to learn each other's bodies for the long run.

I have, and it made me feel awful - lying to myself like that...

no one fakes em better then me! Iam the living orgasmus faking legend!
Haha, hell no i never had to fake one.

Nope...there is no need for men to fake it. At least not that I know of.

Maybe twice ever.

same here... :1orglaugh

I've faked while wearing a condom, then put on another and kept going. Any girl I've ever played that trick on was pretty impressed. Just make sure she doesn't inspect the condom.

As far as faking it because I didn't like the chick.....believe it or not, the less attracted I am to a chick, the shorter I last. Maybe psychologically, I just want to get it over with.

If I'm with a super hot girl, I've never had to concentrate on gross and unsexy things to keep going. There's this need to impress her, so I have no problem hammering it until I'm ready to shoot.

just one time, i was in a big hurry and she begged for cock and it was the last thing on my mind, I had already came 30 minutes before so it was gonna take a minute so I faked it

You are under 30 right?

faked it . never .. made myself cum faster to get the hella outta there .. several times ....

What would that have to do with anything?

yes, I've faked it before. It's generally when I've been with a multi orgasmic girl who's already been satisfied anyways.

Yes I have faxed it several times.

I can remember where I have pretended to cum in my condom, as a result of too much partying combined with Viagra.

yes, once or twice.
I was drunk and way to tired and wasted to keep going....

Once, yup. Just wanted to be done with it.

not yet. i always satisfied with my partner.

what this man said...

i think faking an orgasm is probably better than just being like "get the fuck off my dick, i want to goto sleep now" i had this one chick ride the shit out of me forever and i wouldn't cum, then she tried finishing me off with her mouth and that wasn't doing it either. finally i had to tell it wasn't gonna happen and hse took it pretty personally. kinda wishin i faked it that time around...

yo - how stupid does a woman need to be to fall for a fake orgasm??? i means cum comes out...

a few times i've wanted too, mainly just to give my partner a break though - honestly. poor thing.

oooooooooooooooooooooooh condoms.... forgot about those things.... hahahahaha.

I have a few times, but either because i was drunk, or the girl wanted a 2nd round and i was to tired to go on

nah... it takes me 2 minutes to come, so why bother :)

You would have to be young to perform the stunts you are talking about....

Wait til u are over 30 - it goes downhill.

It wasnt a bitchy comment BTW - it was pure jealousy.....

DAMN....you guys who can fake an orgasm must have some pretty dumb girls....you would think they would realize when they didnt have to swallow so much that there was no cum in their mouth.

Wow....and I thought I dated dumb ones!

;)


--T

Amen man. Only once for me and it was an absolute necessity... there comes a point where you just want her to turn into a pizza and fall asleep.

I did once... but that was a long time ago.

Not sure what the biological circumstances were surrounding the dealio, but I was a kid at the time, and I came (albeit a bit quicker than I woulda liked) without actually experiencing an orgasm. Was a one-night stand kinda thing.

Was the oddest thing at the time... can't recall it happening since.

But anyways, yeah... so I faked it a bit for her sake.

men faking orgasms?

what the fuck has the world come too?

ive never faked it , but i will now for the fuck of it

nope :2 cents: