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SleazyDream 11-05-2007 04:12 PM

actually yes - and often.

i seem to have a problem cumming sometimes - and women after fucking for 20-30 mins sometimes get upset that they can't make you cum - even though I'm having the time of my life and want to keep going- so to make them feel better about themselves and happy i fake it and don't let them see the condom and pretend to blow inside with a huge fake orgasm.

they're happy - i'm happy.

nice thing is you can go again like that in a few mins.

i don't have to always cum to have a great time having sex.

Sarah_Jayne 11-06-2007 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Kick Ass Vic (Post 13334785)
oooooooooooooooooooooooh condoms.... forgot about those things.... hahahahaha.

yeah, I can imagine it would be easier to do with condoms.

GatorB 11-06-2007 04:14 AM

Quote:

Guys - have you ever faked an orgasm?
I make sure I keep a warm squeeze tube of yogurt next to the bed for such an occasion.

deanberkeley 11-06-2007 04:15 AM

I have never faked one. I think it would be kinda hard to fake for a guy!

Barefootsies 11-06-2007 04:23 AM

Yes I have.

I was on my 3+ round for the day, and as most males know, you get longer rides in the subsequent rounds.

Anyways, after a half hour of various positions, sucking and fucking toes, getting ass tickled, and so forth. I wasn't getting any closer, and I wanted to go to sleep. So I faked it.

Then went to sleep.

However, I have also had the beer goggles wake up call as well back when I drank. She is looking good in the bar. You get back to her place with the lights on, an hour or three later, and you're like, "WTF?!?!! I'm outta here!"

However my favorite story from back then was when I was half in and half out of it. The woman was doing something in the other room. She comes in, we are in the middle, and I stop. Snap out of it. Ask, "What am I doing here? Who are you!?!?" Then grab my clothes and leave. I still see the image of her running out of her place towards my car as I do a burnout at 3 AM.

Good times..
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Emil 11-06-2007 04:33 AM

Yes, I've done it once.

Oracle Porn 11-06-2007 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 13335647)
actually yes - and often.

i seem to have a problem cumming sometimes - and women after fucking for 20-30 mins sometimes get upset that they can't make you cum - even though I'm having the time of my life and want to keep going- so to make them feel better about themselves and happy i fake it and don't let them see the condom and pretend to blow inside with a huge fake orgasm.

they're happy - i'm happy.

nice thing is you can go again like that in a few mins.

i don't have to always cum to have a great time having sex.

omg i had visuals of u having sex grosssssssss go away visuals go aways....:Oh crap

Retributi0n 11-06-2007 04:44 AM

ya once.

Vitasoy 11-06-2007 06:03 AM

I am happy to say... no.

Grapesoda 11-06-2007 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 13332651)
This stems from a strange conversation I had this weekend with a male friend that involved him talking about a time he faked an orgasm when the sex just wasn't working for him.

Have you guys ever faked an orgasm?


a bunch of times on camera. -bmb

D 11-06-2007 08:31 AM

50 Wanka-Wanka... Aroo0oga....

(psyches)

Shagbunny 11-06-2007 08:33 AM

what would be the point for a guy to fake an orgasm?

GITZINGER 11-06-2007 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 13332835)
I just spit on her back.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

tranza 11-06-2007 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 13332688)
i have once or twice, yes, I was just tired and done with it...


there was an orgasm before it ... but i faked another to quit the show... while having her feeling 'finished' also...

Samething here...

Jman 11-06-2007 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 13335647)
actually yes - and often.

i seem to have a problem cumming sometimes - and women after fucking for 20-30 mins sometimes get upset that they can't make you cum - even though I'm having the time of my life and want to keep going- so to make them feel better about themselves and happy i fake it and don't let them see the condom and pretend to blow inside with a huge fake orgasm.

they're happy - i'm happy.

nice thing is you can go again like that in a few mins.

i don't have to always cum to have a great time having sex.

LOL you have the long lasting effect of Cialis in you :thumbsup

baddog 11-06-2007 08:46 AM

Several times that I used a condom. Nothing was going to make me cum, so i just pretended.

escorpio 11-06-2007 08:52 AM

If I faked an orgasm the hooker would think her job was done. Fuck that, I want what I paid for.

AGS-17 11-06-2007 09:02 AM

yess i have ever faked an orgasm)

DWB 11-06-2007 11:24 AM

Yup. More than once I'm afraid.

G-Rotica 11-06-2007 11:30 AM

I did this morning. But I think Mr. Sock knew I was faking.

L-Pink 11-06-2007 11:36 AM

Yea, I pull out then shoot hand-cream all over her face.

testpie 11-06-2007 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 13338406)
If I faked an orgasm the hooker would think her job was done. Fuck that, I want what I paid for.

Damn straight. Don't forget to chain her to the sink when she's done too.

Brother Bilo 11-06-2007 12:51 PM

Thats why I keep an outdated cup of yogurt by my bed at all times. If I'm getting tired or just not feeling it, I throw some yogurt around and say I'm spent.

Then she catches a whiff of the expired yogurt and dips out quick thinking I have some kind of nasty jizz. 2 birds, 1 stone. Booya.

Zebra 11-06-2007 01:01 PM

Never had a problem coming when I want to. Can't see myself in a situation where I would need to fake it.

Hell House Vic 11-06-2007 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebra (Post 13339372)
Never had a problem coming when I want to. Can't see myself in a situation where I would need to fake it.


bless your soul

Donfoolio 11-06-2007 01:06 PM

kinda hard to fake an orgasm when your dick goes limp while you're in her... so no I never faked anything when encountering bad pussy... just went limp and threw the fish out. :Oh crap

VeriSexy 11-06-2007 10:00 PM

can't say I ever had

Spunky 11-06-2007 10:02 PM

It happens especially after you bang away for a good hour and know it's not going to happen.tired of the "I'm sore ,your hurting me"

NickRac 11-06-2007 10:07 PM

Yes I have - I have also faked passing out on a girl because...fuck that I was too tired

jryan89 11-06-2007 10:08 PM

i wanted 2 once after about 40 minutes...man...i was beat!

tical 11-06-2007 11:39 PM

never

if i cant cum fuckin em i just get em off me and rub one out on their face or tits... they're always down for it

Marshal 11-07-2007 02:09 AM

well, never! i prefer to tell i'm if too tired or something...


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