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actually yes - and often.
i seem to have a problem cumming sometimes - and women after fucking for 20-30 mins sometimes get upset that they can't make you cum - even though I'm having the time of my life and want to keep going- so to make them feel better about themselves and happy i fake it and don't let them see the condom and pretend to blow inside with a huge fake orgasm. they're happy - i'm happy. nice thing is you can go again like that in a few mins. i don't have to always cum to have a great time having sex. |
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I have never faked one. I think it would be kinda hard to fake for a guy!
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Yes I have.
I was on my 3+ round for the day, and as most males know, you get longer rides in the subsequent rounds. Anyways, after a half hour of various positions, sucking and fucking toes, getting ass tickled, and so forth. I wasn't getting any closer, and I wanted to go to sleep. So I faked it. Then went to sleep. However, I have also had the beer goggles wake up call as well back when I drank. She is looking good in the bar. You get back to her place with the lights on, an hour or three later, and you're like, "WTF?!?!! I'm outta here!" However my favorite story from back then was when I was half in and half out of it. The woman was doing something in the other room. She comes in, we are in the middle, and I stop. Snap out of it. Ask, "What am I doing here? Who are you!?!?" Then grab my clothes and leave. I still see the image of her running out of her place towards my car as I do a burnout at 3 AM. Good times.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh |
Yes, I've done it once.
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ya once.
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I am happy to say... no.
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a bunch of times on camera. -bmb |
50 Wanka-Wanka... Aroo0oga....
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what would be the point for a guy to fake an orgasm?
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Several times that I used a condom. Nothing was going to make me cum, so i just pretended.
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If I faked an orgasm the hooker would think her job was done. Fuck that, I want what I paid for.
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yess i have ever faked an orgasm)
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Yup. More than once I'm afraid.
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I did this morning. But I think Mr. Sock knew I was faking.
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Yea, I pull out then shoot hand-cream all over her face.
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Thats why I keep an outdated cup of yogurt by my bed at all times. If I'm getting tired or just not feeling it, I throw some yogurt around and say I'm spent.
Then she catches a whiff of the expired yogurt and dips out quick thinking I have some kind of nasty jizz. 2 birds, 1 stone. Booya. |
Never had a problem coming when I want to. Can't see myself in a situation where I would need to fake it.
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kinda hard to fake an orgasm when your dick goes limp while you're in her... so no I never faked anything when encountering bad pussy... just went limp and threw the fish out. :Oh crap
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can't say I ever had
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It happens especially after you bang away for a good hour and know it's not going to happen.tired of the "I'm sore ,your hurting me"
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Yes I have - I have also faked passing out on a girl because...fuck that I was too tired
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i wanted 2 once after about 40 minutes...man...i was beat!
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never
if i cant cum fuckin em i just get em off me and rub one out on their face or tits... they're always down for it |
well, never! i prefer to tell i'm if too tired or something...
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