Baddog
 

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You really think anybody buys your bullshit? Stop trying so hard to look cool infront of your "friends" you senile idiot


Yah... i'm sure you had to fake your orgasms... hahaha... I really wonder if you actually think people buy this shit...

nothing wrong with shooting powdered milk :)

Just passing by...

well he is getting a little old so he might actually have problems performing ;)))

Mr. Cool Guy has 2 girlfriends... and has to "fake orgasms" with one of them... and then go to his "other girlfriend" (aka his right hand) to get off... okay there...

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So baddog... i thought you were some hardcore gangster biker? so then why were you even with the first girl if you weren't having good sex with her?

is it because she held you while you curled up in a fetal possition and cried like a bitch because you were nearing your 84th birthday? :1orglaugh

me 2:thumbsup

Faked male orgasms are just sad.

Reminds of the stories of my grandpa when I was in his old peoples home

ok this thread is fucking funny as hell :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I wonder if baddog takes pictures of himself with his caretaker... with the up the nose camera angle

I think that requires an SOS cartoon:1orglaugh

"Those were the days son"

http://scottstuff.net/misc/grandma.jpg

I can still cum with a layer of four!!!! condoms :thumbsup

sonofsam, Im glad you are back. Not that cool picking on baddog, but other than that you amuse me.

Can you read? "A few years ago." You think I have never had multiple girlfriends? You are totally clueless.

I have had more girlfriends than you can possibly imagine, most of the time, at least two or three at a time. On top of that, most of the time they knew each other.

Yah... because you're such a catch :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

God.... who WOULDN'T want to date a guy with trailer trash woodgrain walls :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Your back in form again:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SoS, could I get the link to your program? I want to sign up.

:Oh crap:Oh crap

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sure bro www.zango.com ... let me know if you need anything :1orglaugh

I guurante i dont provide fake orgasams hehe

Baddog... maybe you should try boyalley or something... maybe thats why you couldn't have an orgasm with a girl...

but then again, gay guys are picky.. and you're ugly as fuck... so i don't think that'll work either..

maybe you should start fucking animals... or have you already started that?

is it too late to get a sig spot up in here?!:tongue:

baddog maybe this link will help you orgasm : https://youtube.com/watch?v=aGNmXSPOF94

Did you see the pictures of his "new" home? its freaking smaller then my vacation home

fleshlights =! girlfriends

My 2450 sq ft rental property? You must have a huge vacation home.

you don't provide real one's either

your penis must be broken like your English

does it also have trailer trash woodgrain walls like your house? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Pretty big talk for someone that got bought out just for pure entertainment value.

i like fried chicken

2450? yeah right! If you include the front porch and the walls maybe

If you were worth the trouble I would prove it . . . but you aren't.

Yah you're right.. you have better things to do...

Like consult with goodgirl about what new thread you can make on gfy to try and look cool... to go along side with the rest of your bullshit lies about having multiple girlfriends and having to fake orgasms... you know.. because you're such a casanova... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You're being renamed to SenileDog

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Do you know the Metallica line: Where is your crown, King Nothing?

I am sorry, you are right. I was going by memory (only saw the house once), and I transposed the numbers.

It is only 2354 sq ft

www.JULIABLUE.com/house.jpg

For comparisons:

www.JULIABLUE.com/house2.jpg

So I was right. I'll post pictures of my vacation house when its gets light, and make a fansign just for you

I believe that is what I said. Now, just how big is this vacation home of yours?

SenileDog... you lose :1orglaugh