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sonofsam 07-27-2007 07:30 PM

Seniledogs caretaker : After you wipe baddogs ass and feed him mashed up apples can you please read this thread to him.... i'm starting to numerous threads like gfy is his blog :1orglaugh

StuartD 07-27-2007 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 12834048)
i'm sorry.. did you not brag about owning a 43k minivan or something?

don't make me dig up the post, liar...

btw.. me failing in adult.. haha i already know this... it's not my thing... big whoop... it's not like i'm in denial or making excuses... it's just not for me..

however you think you're a bigshot and went off about how you have 2 kids... a minivan... and your own house blah blah blah... when none of it was impressive... even embarrassing :1orglaugh

No, you took a shot at me for owning a minivan. I stated that it's not exactly a cheap vehicle and for a family of 4, it's kind of necessary.

You really can't read... and you prove it over and over again. You only comprehend things the way you want to so that you can hate a little more.

That's pretty childish... but then, that's what we've come to expect of you.
It's not really impressive.... even embarrassing. :1orglaugh

cones 07-27-2007 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12832117)
Can you read? "A few years ago." You think I have never had multiple girlfriends? You are totally clueless.

I have had more girlfriends than you can possibly imagine, most of the time, at least two or three at a time. On top of that, most of the time they knew each other.

ROFL shut up idiot - you faked shooting your load did you? Do you know how unbelievable that sounds? You are a wannabe tryhard who rides a pushbike.

STEP OFF!!!!!

sonofsam 07-27-2007 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 12834057)
That's pretty childish... but then, that's what we've come to expect of you.
It's not really impressive.... even embarrassing. :1orglaugh

I bet when you typed this up.. you were like "yah... this is really gonna get him... damn i'm witty"

wrong..

You lose, bald idiot... why don't you just shave your head already and stop playing it off like you chose a cul-de-sac haircut :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

StuartD 07-27-2007 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by cones (Post 12834058)
ROFL shut up idiot - you faked shooting your load did you? Do you know how unbelievable that sounds? You are a wannabe tryhard who rides a pushbike.

STEP OFF!!!!!

Sounds unbelievable? It's not as uncommon as you might think.
http://www.google.com/search?q=faking+orgasm+men

StuartD 07-27-2007 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 12834060)
I bet when you typed this up.. you were like "yah... this is really gonna get him... damn i'm witty"

wrong..

You lose, bald idiot... why don't you just shave your head already and stop playing it off like you chose a cul-de-sac haircut :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Uhm... my head is shaved. Way to prove you know nothing yet again.
You put way to much thought into your posts for having never gotten anything right.

By the way, you're the proven failure. Guess you lose, idiot. :glugglug

baddog 07-27-2007 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cones (Post 12834058)
ROFL shut up idiot - you faked shooting your load did you? Do you know how unbelievable that sounds? You are a wannabe tryhard who rides a pushbike.

STEP OFF!!!!!

virgins should not discuss the topic of sex

sonofsam 07-27-2007 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 12834061)
Sounds unbelievable? It's not as uncommon as you might think.
http://www.google.com/search?q=faking+orgasm+men

the way you ride baddogs dick on gfy... i bet you would never need to fake an orgasm if you were with him :1orglaugh

sonofsam 07-27-2007 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12834072)
virgins should not discuss the topic of sex

neither should ugly ass geezers who look like they are homeless :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

EdgeXXX 07-27-2007 07:40 PM

Mmmmmmmm... I can feel the love in this thread.

StuartD 07-27-2007 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 12834073)
the way you ride baddogs dick on gfy... i bet you would never need to fake an orgasm if you were with him :1orglaugh

You're right, me proving the guy wrong about it being unbelievable is totally me riding baddog's dick... especially since it had nothing to do with baddog what so ever.

It's amazing you remember to breathe.

zand_stein 07-27-2007 07:43 PM

Different thought of every one gives another idea for someone.....
Thats cool............

baddog 07-27-2007 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cones (Post 12834058)
ROFL shut up idiot - you faked shooting your load did you? Do you know how unbelievable that sounds? You are a wannabe tryhard who rides a pushbike.

STEP OFF!!!!!

A:
Is it possible that my guy is sometimes faking an orgasm?

Q:
Yes, it's very possible. In fact, most men fake it every now and then, usually for the same reasons women do: feeling pressure to perform, wanting to get sex over with when an orgasm just isn't in the cards, or to spare his partner's feelings. And, the fact that so many women scoff at the idea makes it that much easier for guys to get away with it ? a little groaning, heavy panting, some rapid thrusting, and you've got an Oscar-worthy orgasm performance.

So, how can you tell if you guy is being "genuine"? Well, sometimes you can't. But being aware of some harder-to-fake nuances of the real thing can help you to discern the difference. Here are some clues:

1. The male orgasm consists of a series of involuntary pelvic contractions, accompanied by an ejaculation. While your guy may be able to fake the thrusting, it's virtually impossible to simulate the rapid-fire contractions or ejaculation.
2. Just prior to and throughout orgasm, a guy's pulse rate and breathing will become very rapid, and may even cause a red flush to spread across his body. The head of his penis will swell, and his testicles will contract toward his groin.
3. After an orgasm, his penis will quickly return to its flaccid state and be extremely sensitive to touch, and he'll be physically exhausted.

If you think that you man fakes orgasm once in a while, let it go. It doesn't mean he's not enjoying the sex or being intimately connected to you. But, if you suspect that he's "acting" on a more regular basis, first try to figure out why he might be having trouble peaking. Some possible culprits: emotional distress, needing a thinner condom, certain medications (like some antidepressants), even consuming too much alcohol. If you can't pinpoint a specific cause, then it's possible that he just needs a different, more intense type of stimulation, such as oral or manual sex to get over the edge.

Whatever you do, don't accuse him of being a phony. Instead, say something like, "You seem a little distracted in bed lately," and ask if there's anything he wants you to do to help increase his pleasure. That will open up a conversation, without putting him on the spot. And remember, if he is faking, he's probably doing so because he cares about you, and that's a great starting point for getting real about sex.


Since you seemed to miss the original thread . . . now step off, fool.

sonofsam 07-27-2007 07:45 PM

baddog.. shut the fuck up already.. acting like what you posted validates your claim of having numerous girlfriends and having to fake orgasms...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You think people are buying this shit? :1orglaugh

(i mean normal people... not your followers like cocksmith and stuartd)

StuartD 07-27-2007 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 12834090)
baddog.. shut the fuck up already.. acting like what you posted validates your claim of having numerous girlfriends and having to fake orgasms...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You think people are buying this shit? :1orglaugh

(i mean normal people... not your followers like cocksmith and stuartd)

Wow, you sure 0wn3d him! You playa!
(I know you can't comprehend things sos, but that was sarcasm)

My God it hurts to read your stupidity. Best of luck with your baddog obsession.

webmasterchecks 07-27-2007 07:50 PM

let me make 2 points

1 baddog posted pictures of himself when he was in his 20s/30s on a motorcycle with long hair and he looked like somebody chicks would dig and i dont, for the least doubt he didnt have multiple girlfriends, probably better than most in his past

baddog the rental house you posted, where is it at? you keep pushing on its size, is it in a very sparse, rural area?

baddog 07-27-2007 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 12834104)
Wow, you sure 0wn3d him! You playa!
(I know you can't comprehend things sos, but that was sarcasm)

My God it hurts to read your stupidity. Best of luck with your baddog obsession.

What is amazing is that he continues to bump another thread that shows how little he really knows . . . . well, not that amazing I guess considering his history.

sonofsam 07-27-2007 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by webmasterchecks (Post 12834105)
let me make 2 points

1 baddog posted pictures of himself when he was in his 20s/30s on a motorcycle with long hair and he looked like somebody chicks would dig and i dont, for the least doubt he didnt have multiple girlfriends, probably better than most in his past

baddog the rental house you posted, where is it at? you keep pushing on its size, is it in a very sparse, rural area?

The girls that were attracted to people like that, were probably trailer trash hookers.. so technically i guess it's possible he had 2 or 3 girlfriends... if they were heroin junkies

happy?

baddog 07-27-2007 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webmasterchecks (Post 12834105)
let me make 2 points

1 baddog posted pictures of himself when he was in his 20s/30s on a motorcycle with long hair and he looked like somebody chicks would dig and i dont, for the least doubt he didnt have multiple girlfriends, probably better than most in his past

baddog the rental house you posted, where is it at? you keep pushing on its size, is it in a very sparse, rural area?

It is in northern Indiana, about an hour s/o Chicago.

I would venture to say that when the neighborhood was built it was pretty rural, although it is really growing now.

My first visit to that town was in April. When I returned at the beginning of July it had new shopping centers being built, and the main road was being widened.

I guess, as I think about it, it is pretty rural when compared to where I live, but it isn't all wheat and corn fields like where I used to visit. The neighborhoods all have large lots and no street lights.

baddog 07-27-2007 08:00 PM

100 ways for Same Old Shit to prove his ignorance.

webmasterchecks 07-27-2007 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 12834114)
The girls that were attracted to people like that, were probably trailer trash hookers.. so technically i guess it's possible he had 2 or 3 girlfriends... if they were heroin junkies

happy?

i dont have any emotion about this, just want to state my opinion

sonofsam 07-27-2007 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webmasterchecks (Post 12834152)
i dont have any emotion about this, just want to state my opinion

haha... i know you think i'm a prick, so just say it..

I know you're trying to be political and stay professional looking and shit.. so don't worry, i won't hold it against you :thumbsup

chaze 07-27-2007 08:12 PM

It's o.k. we all can't stand strong for ever. :(

webmasterchecks 07-27-2007 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 12834171)
haha... i know you think i'm a prick, so just say it..

I know you're trying to be political and stay professional looking and shit.. so don't worry, i won't hold it against you :thumbsup

naw, there is a lot of dumbass shit hes done that you can pick on him for, i remember some disaster of a hosting thread he started about a month in a half ago, for instance

if you dont like somebody, you dont like them ;)

but as far as the multiple girlfriends in the past thing, id buy it

sonofsam 07-27-2007 08:18 PM

^ fair enough.. i gotta say.. i'm pleasantly suprised that you spoke your mind like that... i don't recall reading many of your posts.. but i assumed you were the typical ass kissing type till i read your last post and you're cool :)

now back on topic...

baddog... you're ugly and creepy etc.

webmasterchecks 07-27-2007 08:35 PM

well, then ill continue for one last post before i jet for the night. ive met baddog and he seems like a nice guy, a bit older than most of the crowd, but other than that, he im sure that if you and he met, you would walk away friends

hes said some stupid shit to me on gfy before, but im not one to hold shit against people

sonofsam 07-27-2007 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by webmasterchecks (Post 12834240)
well, then ill continue for one last post before i jet for the night. ive met baddog and he seems like a nice guy, a bit older than most of the crowd, but other than that, he im sure that if you and he met, you would walk away friends

hes said some stupid shit to me on gfy before, but im not one to hold shit against people

Like i would ever associate with trailer trash like him :1orglaugh

and on that note.. i'm going to go party... with real people (thats directed at you CDSmith)

martinsc 07-27-2007 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron2k1 (Post 12832109)
"Those were the days son"

http://scottstuff.net/misc/grandma.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

jonesy 07-28-2007 01:08 AM

whats really humorous about this thread is a grown man proving his virility to guys half his age ... (and maybe puttin the wurd out the ladies too?)

carry on baddog!


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