More MTV ranting
 

I think Jennifer Lopez is a nasty fuckin' skank.

I felt sorry for Diamond Dave... he's gettin' old. Still got love for him though.

The TLC scene was fuckin' disturbing.... maybe I'm cold hearted or something, but that was an awful lotta boo fuckin' hooing....

Mike Myers is losing his touch.

What the fuck was Guilianni doing there?

Eminem is gay.

I am now 100% sure that I don't understand rap at all or why it exists.

Where were the fuckin' rock band representatives? Linkin Park and P.O.D.? We got some serious issues goin' on in the music world folks.

MTV sucks.

Gun 'N Roses sucks.

Those stupid awards suck.

And pretty much the only things worth seeing in that entire show was Britney clad in leather, Christina lookin' like a fuckin' porn star, and Shakira runnin' around lookin' fine as fuck.

The rest was garbage.

Who's Shakira?

I don't watch TV at all...

beats the hell outta me bro.. some bitch that sings and looks good.

Fuckable material ...

she can't sing worth a fuck though

I thought Britney's hat made her look like a member of the village people.

hmmm.... didn't notice.... she has a head? I never look that high up. :Graucho

Giuliani was only there so they could milk more drama out of 9/11

How about the Sucky Sucky ...

Why, oh why didn't somebody fly a plane into that cesspool of corporate sponsored mediocrity that's called the MTV Video Music Awards!

Michael Jackson an "artist of the Millenium"? WTF? Did I miss something or has he spent his entire life producing SHIT MUSIC that pollutes commercial airwaves... and now, somehow, he's more influential than Mozart or John Lennon.

DIE FUCKERS DIE!

okay, then who CAN sing ?

Yeah, Micheal Jackson as artist of the millenium is going a bit far.

Then why did you watch them?

Not the current POP stars thats for sure.

I usually like the MTV Awards but these were the worst ever. I turned it off before the end of the show. It was getting boring.

The intro was funny as shit but then turned to a horror story once Michael the UberGhost appeared. Jesus Christ, he looked awful. They have a bodybag outside waiting for him? Mark my words. Something is afoul. He won't live much longer. What kind of surgery did he have? Soul Removal?

Brittany looked like a deer caught in the proverbial headlights. Couldn't put my finger on it but something is just not right in Brittanyville.
Maybe RoboBrittany's program is broke. Maybe she misses Justin. Fuck, if I know but this is a serious warning sign. She's getting old. They should have sent her token "You were good last year but will be gone next year" and sat her in the back with Mariah Carey. Debby Gibson anyone? Brittany's career could be over anyday now.

Jennifer Lopez looked like trash. Usually she is a goddess though.

Mary Kate and Ashley. What the fuck was that about? A joke?

Unlike Amputate, I actually like rap. Hell, I even like Eminem. I found him to be one of the lone highlights of the entire show. I was once an angry white boy myself. I identify.

Good Rock Bands Needed. I mean goddamn, hard rock is alive and well so why go back to the Lame 80's? G-n-R isn't old news. They're dead news. Roth and Hagar presenting? Pathetic.

I have two thumbs down. Both pointed down. Straight to Hell. Someone should be fired. Maybe even executed.

shakira is an excellent singer. unlike so many poppy gals, she doesn't need triple tracking to enhance her voice. she also writes her own songs.

and she's got a big ole' sloppy ass that i would cocksmack

Definitely some serious issues in music when Linkin Park and POD are considered to be rock bands.

"Definitely some serious issues in music when Linkin Park and POD are considered to be rock bands.
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Issues in the music world? Better than ever. Don't hold onto the past. It'll disappear. Old school is well, Old.

I don't care what you guys say, but Mozart and John Lennon have never made a video better than Michael Jackson. This was a MTV award. Not a Grammy. :1orglaugh

Last year I liked the MTV music awards.The year before I liked the MTV music awards. This year, I didn't. What happened?

the kids on the morning news show are saying that the gloved one misunderstood the whole presentation from brittany. there is no "artist of the millenium". jackson pulled that one out of his ass.

Yeah what was up with Cristina Aguilera??? Half a tit out ?? Nice.. She used to look like a rat to me, I would slam her now...

And Shakira CAN sing.... Problem is they ( she ) are trying to make her all main$tream in English.. and the fact that she can't pronounce ( enunciate ) english words.. is a problem...

Once she losens up and goes back to the Shakira of 3 years ago.. You will see that her voice rocks, and when she fully understands English and starts to feel it and truly starts writing in english.. she will rule over all those lipsynching blondes.. =)

Nothing to do with old school - has to do with talent.

Nothing to do with old school - has to do with talent.

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Yeah, that's what it is. "Well, back in my day .. when music was music, by god .... "

Music doesn't suddenly decline. People do.

I dont know why this is so hard for you to grasp - it has nothing to do with old school - it has to do with the musicians of today - 2002 - some have talent and some dont.

That's it.

Really - thats it - talent not old school.

Its a shame the great music of today will never get an awards show.

So much good metal and hardcore out these days. An assload of good metalcore is out there.

"some have talent and some dont."

Not sure about talent. One person's talent is another's wannabe. Best I can do is "Some I like, some I don't."

Maybe I misunderstood you, Captain, what do you mean by "Definitely some serious issues in music when Linkin Park and POD are considered to be rock bands." Myself, I think Linkin Park is exceptionally talented. As much as any other pop/rock/rap act anyway What I don't understand though is the "serious issues" you mention. What are they?

The serious issue quote just comes from Amps original comments, however I would say that he is right .

Nothing really exciting about much of anything in music today.

System of a Down is an exception in my mind.

The rest is just bland bland bland.

Captain my Captain,

So you think music was good and then suddenly and mysteriously the talent level of musicians dropped? When and why did this happen? All the potential good musicians became hackers and porn webmasters?

I bought the System of a Down CD. Was very disappointed. Only liked 2 songs.

Are we really discussing anything other than personal preference? That's what it sounds like to me.

Jimmy Falon fucking rocks the opening thing was funny as fuck

Shakira great voice better body even better face and those hips my god how she moves those hips

Marshal Mathers well its nice to see a guy who used to bus tables at the rat hole at the end of my street doing so well should have been nicer to that kid when I had a chance

AXL ROSE :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh fat lazy waste of a human couldn't catch his breath after the first verse its a same that he is going to ruin the name of one of the greatest rocl bands of all time

J-Lo needs to stay off the twinkies

Chauncy!


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I think one of the main problems in music today, and it's probably more of an evolution than a problem, is that the upstart musicians don't hone their craft before going out there. I was a fan of grunge music in the 90s and loved it. Thought it was a great step in music. I didn't realize that it would pave the way for a generation of bands that aren't striving to be the best musicians. There are no more solos at rock shows, simply because there aren't any musicians who can move a crowd with a solo. And it's not that people don't like them. I saw a show on TV and they showed people going nuts for Tommy Lee's solo, while he was playing guitar, not the drums. So people do still appreciate a good solo, but the bands, they just don't take the time to become masters of their instruments.

Don't get me wrong, I really do like the music of today, I listen to a lot of different stuff and I like a lot of it, but it makes me sad sometimes. So I slap in an old Van Halen CD, listen to Eddie make that guitar go crazy and all is well again.

THE WRITERS RUINED JIMMY FALLON

I just want to know why the guitarist from Guns and Roses was wearing a KFC bucket on his head?? WTF was up with THAT!! To take the attention away from poor blowded Axl???

And WTF is it with Micheal J. when black boys go white...NEXT on Jerry...

I thought that Shakira was OK, gotta bit of rock outta that girl...

Eminem....I like him but fuck to threaten someone during a show PUH-LEEEEEEAZE and getting his guards after a Dog PUPPET?! WTF is that, and how much longer is he going to whine about his childhood and his mama?! You'd think that his therapy be over after making millions...GET OVER IT EM!!

That would be my rant for the mornin':2 cents:

I'd rather listen to Linkin' Park than Yngwie Malmsteen. Maybe that is a bad example though.

I was a decent enough guitar player in my day. I was voted the best guitar player in Syracuse, NY in 1989. Was into the whole neo-classical metal thing and played it well.

Anyway, the rock guitar solo is dead but personally, I don't miss it.

Right, but would you buy an Eminem album if he sang happily, duets with a Teletubby, wore stuff from Banana Republic or the Gap! hehehe, Let's leave Eminem to his anger. It works for him. I'll start complaining about him when his anger starts to move to stupid things like "Why the wiper blades on my bentley have to act up like dis" and "Strip clubs won't let me have more than 5 girls at a time". Just doesn't have the same "feel" to it.
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Lots of people are moved by Eminem. He is speaking to a certain audience and they are listening.

so.... overall,... it was an ok night?