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jscott 04-22-2007 10:24 AM

Just bought 2 baby squirrels...........(pics)
 
...........so now I am a proud father of 2 baby squirrels

boy is 6 weeks old, his name is "Lucky"
girl is 4 weeks old, her name is "Happy"

cute little things, anyone have any tips on how to make them happy? what do they like? eat? play? etc etc

pics........................................

jscott 04-22-2007 10:27 AM

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http://www.jscottcash.com/squirrels/005.jpg
http://www.jscottcash.com/squirrels/008.jpg
http://www.jscottcash.com/squirrels/009.jpg

Michaelious 04-22-2007 10:28 AM

They look pretty cool!! You should build some things for them to jump around on.

polish_aristocrat 04-22-2007 10:28 AM

you bought them and don't even know what they eat?

anyway, they look cute

stev0 04-22-2007 10:29 AM

Can you toilet train a squirrel?

bobby666 04-22-2007 10:30 AM

do you need any cooking receips??

Deej 04-22-2007 10:30 AM

why in the fuck would you buy squirrels....they will be hard to manage i would think...but ive never experienced a captive squirrel though, so...

good luck

az_bobby 04-22-2007 10:30 AM

please tell me that you atleast did some research before you got them and that your question of what they like to eat was in regards to maybe treats or something. they are adorable and gonna be a handful. I have a pair of sugargliders and they are a pain but worth it

SomeCreep 04-22-2007 10:30 AM

aaaaaaaahhhh, how cute. Just dont get bit, squirrels have rabies.

Angelo22 04-22-2007 10:31 AM

Aawwwww, how cute!

ServerGenius 04-22-2007 10:32 AM

Yeah get them a forest to run around and play.....that's what makes squirrels happy, they're not pet animals
you stick in a shoebox size cage.

VicD 04-22-2007 10:33 AM

haha, very cute animals

Chris 04-22-2007 10:33 AM

wtf a pet squirrel?

jscott 04-22-2007 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 12294494)
you bought them and don't even know what they eat?

anyway, they look cute

hehe, the people told us what the eat, but that is just the basics, like how to keep them alive hehe

i want to make them happy little squirrels, their lifestyle before was in a 5 inch x 5 inch little box

jscott 04-22-2007 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ServerGenius (Post 12294511)
Yeah get them a forest to run around and play.....that's what makes squirrels happy, they're not pet animals
you stick in a shoebox size cage.

Quote:

Originally Posted by az_bobby (Post 12294501)
please tell me that you atleast did some research before you got them and that your question of what they like to eat was in regards to maybe treats or something. they are adorable and gonna be a handful. I have a pair of sugargliders and they are a pain but worth it


hey boys, read this...................and ServerGenius, i'd say that their life now is a step forward for them, they used to live in heat, and NO space, now they can run freely in my apartment, AND i cant let them go free here in Bangkok, squirrels wont survive in the wild here in Bangkok, they'd be dead within a few minutes
Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 12294521)
hehe, the people told us what the eat, but that is just the basics, like how to keep them alive hehe
i want to make them happy little squirrels, their lifestyle before was in a 5 inch x 5 inch little box


ServerGenius 04-22-2007 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 12294542)
hey boys, read this...................and ServerGenius, i'd say that their life now is a step forward for them, they used to live in heat, and NO space, now they can run freely in my apartment, AND i cant let them go free here in Bangkok, squirrels wont survive in the wild here in Bangkok, they'd be dead within a few minutes

And as long people like yourself keep buying those animals they'll keep being
stuffed in 5x5 boxes.

Not that care too much really. I'm not a peta freak just tried to make you
feel a bit guilty lol

uno 04-22-2007 10:55 AM

When are you coming back to the states?

Spunky 04-22-2007 10:59 AM

Find a park and set them free..they will be too much hassle when they grow up

tASSy 04-22-2007 11:02 AM

i'd recommend making or buy a habitrail for the little fellas! i don't know what they eat though, i've had ferrets before so i'd imagine they might have similar diets but i don't want to give any wrong advice there. if you don't get or build a habitrail you'll end up with squirrels pooping in your shoes and chewing up your toilet paper rolls. :winkwink: good luck!

quibble.cute 04-22-2007 11:05 AM

Wow!!! You should be careful not to step on them! They eat nuts, different kinds of seed... whatever a rodent eats...

Steve Awesome 04-22-2007 11:08 AM

My dad owned squirrels *briefly* when he was young. When the squirrels get to be older they will have enough power to bite your finger off if they feel like it. Not a wise pet to have. They are too intelligent to be stuck in a cage as they can often figure out how to open the door after watching you do it.

dig0 04-22-2007 11:11 AM

Holy fuck, I want one. Or two...

I think my squirrel will like new playmates

http://baltgames.lv/v2/usergalleries/126018.jpg

jscott 04-22-2007 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ServerGenius (Post 12294561)
And as long people like yourself keep buying those animals they'll keep being
stuffed in 5x5 boxes.

Not that care too much really. I'm not a peta freak just tried to make you
feel a bit guilty lol

haha, fucker!!!! j/j :P

but yes i agree, but sometimes i just cant help but try to help the animals that are right in front of my face rather than thinking of the big picture, what i REALLY want to start doing is taking the stray dogs on off the streets and getting them all fixed up and unsickening them


Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 12294580)
When are you coming back to the states?

July I'll be back, and I plan to hit Miami Internext in August, be there!!!! :winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy (Post 12294603)
i'd recommend making or buy a habitrail for the little fellas! i don't know what they eat though, i've had ferrets before so i'd imagine they might have similar diets but i don't want to give any wrong advice there. if you don't get or build a habitrail you'll end up with squirrels pooping in your shoes and chewing up your toilet paper rolls. :winkwink: good luck!

hehehe!!!! thanks for that advise, and yes that habitrail is pretty cute, i'll see how their current wheel goes, if they look bored i'll step up to something like that :thumbsup

jscott 04-22-2007 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Awesome (Post 12294623)
My dad owned squirrels *briefly* when he was young. When the squirrels get to be older they will have enough power to bite your finger off if they feel like it. Not a wise pet to have. They are too intelligent to be stuck in a cage as they can often figure out how to open the door after watching you do it.

ahhh shit that is bad news to hear hahaahha..........i'd hate to lose a finger from a squirrel bite!!!!! maybe we should have done some research hehe

but do you know, can they be made to understand? and take love? and know that we arent here to hurt them etc etc? if so then i think i wouldnt have to worry about any bites since we will treat them very well, i love animals

Quote:

Originally Posted by quibble.cute (Post 12294615)
Wow!!! You should be careful not to step on them! They eat nuts, different kinds of seed... whatever a rodent eats...

hehe, actually we already lost 1 under the bed covers, he was sat on by both me and my girl til we found him, luckily he wasnt hurt (and yes it was Lucky (his name) ) hahaha

Steve Awesome 04-22-2007 11:30 AM

They don't have pack leader mentality, so they won't see you like a dog would see you as its leader. It is easy to humanize some animals thinking they are capable of some of the emotions you have. Unfortunately, they're creatures of basic instinct. You *may* have a chance to get them to realize they are dependent on you if they have to do something specific (desired behavior) to get food and water. However, most of the time people will simply feed them once a day. They didn't ahve to do anything to get the food, so they don't equate a behavior with getting the food. "Oh I was in my cage and because I was here I got food" will not be passing through their minds.

BV 04-22-2007 11:36 AM

Had a good friend that saved a baby squirrel after it fell out of a tree when it was still a very tiny baby.

It grew up fine and turned into a regular pet around their house. I know they fed it a lot of nuts and seeds, apples fruit etc etc.....

It grew some SERIOUS RAZOR SHARP CLAWS after it got older.
It would fuck your arm up in a mobile minute if it jumped on you.

Violetta 04-22-2007 11:39 AM

never heard of squirrelpets before.. Cute though

Steve Awesome 04-22-2007 11:40 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrels

Kevin Marx 04-22-2007 12:10 PM

squirrels??? you can have them as pets??? now I have seen almost everything

Basic_man 04-22-2007 12:19 PM

Ho nice man, they looks damn cute! Hope you'll be happy with them :)

Basic_man 04-22-2007 12:21 PM

Ho nice man, they looks damn cute! Hope you'll be happy with them :)

jscott 04-22-2007 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 12294710)
Had a good friend that saved a baby squirrel after it fell out of a tree when it was still a very tiny baby.

It grew up fine and turned into a regular pet around their house. I know they fed it a lot of nuts and seeds, apples fruit etc etc.....

It grew some SERIOUS RAZOR SHARP CLAWS after it got older.
It would fuck your arm up in a mobile minute if it jumped on you.

damn, wonder if we can get them declawed like people do for cats

jscott 04-22-2007 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 12294710)
Had a good friend that saved a baby squirrel after it fell out of a tree when it was still a very tiny baby.

It grew up fine and turned into a regular pet around their house. I know they fed it a lot of nuts and seeds, apples fruit etc etc.....

It grew some SERIOUS RAZOR SHARP CLAWS after it got older.
It would fuck your arm up in a mobile minute if it jumped on you.

damn, wonder if we can get them declawed like people do for cats

CaptainHowdy 04-22-2007 12:43 PM

How cute :)!

notabook 04-22-2007 03:31 PM

I hope they act better than sugar gliders do. God I hate sugar gliders, can't wait till this one I have dies.

The Heron 04-22-2007 03:36 PM

Man you are NUTS, paying for squirrels when all you need is a chimmney and you'll get some for free!

I suspect the next post we see from jscott is: Does anyone know how to remove a squirrel from a anus?

jscott 04-22-2007 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12295471)
I hope they act better than sugar gliders do. God I hate sugar gliders, can't wait till this one I have dies.

wtf is a sugar glider????? :helpme

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 12295494)
Man you are NUTS, paying for squirrels when all you need is a chimmney and you'll get some for free!

I suspect the next post we see from jscott is: Does anyone know how to remove a squirrel from a anus?

hehe, i highly doubt that man, i lock these things up before going to sleep, dont want to smash them, or allow them to creep and crawl in my ass

sniperwolf 04-22-2007 04:03 PM

awww, that was so sweet.....take care of them alright and congrats for having them...:D

LittleSassy 04-22-2007 05:11 PM

cute little devils....

notabook 04-22-2007 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 12295569)
wtf is a sugar glider????? :helpme

Filthy, disgusting, LOUD creatures that won't ever shut the fuck up.

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2...22spiceow6.jpg

I got two of them years ago... they were neat at first, really novel. Then they started barking. They bark like dogs, like little fucking dogs. And they never shut the hell up! When they weren't sleeping, they were fucking BARKING or making this ugly screaming sound that sounded like a fart from Satan's ass.

Finally a while back one of them died and I was told that if I didn't buy another one that it would die from depression, so I didn't buy another one hoping this one would die. It has been fucking two years and not only has it not died but the fucker barks worse than before. The only time I can get it to hush is to feed it an apple :mad:


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