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phate321 04-22-2007 07:53 PM

what was the motive behind getting squirles anyway?

tony286 04-22-2007 08:16 PM

http://www.mary.cc/squirrels/unreleasable.htm
http://www.mary.cc/squirrels/tametowild.htm

DBS.US 04-22-2007 08:55 PM

In captivity, squirrels need to be provided with a variety of foods to make sure they are getting the proper nutrition. Good mixtures to feed your squirrel include vegetables (such as celery, carrots, green beans, and romaine lettuce), and many fruits (such as apples and bananas). You can also try insects and mealworms. Parrot food is another good choice since it has many seeds that squirrels like. Calcium is also very important, so you should include a calcium supplement for squirrels kept as pets. There are many types of tablets and powders available at pet stores that can be used.

Squirrels teeth grow constantly throughout their lives, and so you should make sure that they are provided with chewing material. Hard bark and large bones are good for this.

Make sure there is a constant supply of water for your squirrel. Put water in a heavy dish or in a water bottle attached to the side of the cage. Also make sure to thoroughly clean food and water dishes daily with hot water.

aico 04-22-2007 08:59 PM

who do you think you are? the beastmaster?

adultseo 04-22-2007 09:08 PM

Hi there!

They look very nice! Just, make sure they see and "feel" as much nature as possible. Such animals are not build for living in cages and need to see and feel "green" ;)

Best Regards,
Jan Jaap

Miss Munki 04-22-2007 09:11 PM

Your squirrels are adorable!

adultseo 04-22-2007 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 12296420)

Very nice tip! You could buy new locked up baby Squirrels every year, help them grow up and free them again :)

Spunky 04-22-2007 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12295868)
Filthy, disgusting, LOUD creatures that won't ever shut the fuck up.

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2...22spiceow6.jpg

I got two of them years ago... they were neat at first, really novel. Then they started barking. They bark like dogs, like little fucking dogs. And they never shut the hell up! When they weren't sleeping, they were fucking BARKING or making this ugly screaming sound that sounded like a fart from Satan's ass.

Finally a while back one of them died and I was told that if I didn't buy another one that it would die from depression, so I didn't buy another one hoping this one would die. It has been fucking two years and not only has it not died but the fucker barks worse than before. The only time I can get it to hush is to feed it an apple :mad:

That's why cats make better pets

WWC 04-22-2007 09:20 PM

wow...is this healthy to have your your bed?

jscott 04-22-2007 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 12296535)
In captivity, squirrels need to be provided with a variety of foods to make sure they are getting the proper nutrition. Good mixtures to feed your squirrel include vegetables (such as celery, carrots, green beans, and romaine lettuce), and many fruits (such as apples and bananas). You can also try insects and mealworms. Parrot food is another good choice since it has many seeds that squirrels like. Calcium is also very important, so you should include a calcium supplement for squirrels kept as pets. There are many types of tablets and powders available at pet stores that can be used.

Squirrels teeth grow constantly throughout their lives, and so you should make sure that they are provided with chewing material. Hard bark and large bones are good for this.

Make sure there is a constant supply of water for your squirrel. Put water in a heavy dish or in a water bottle attached to the side of the cage. Also make sure to thoroughly clean food and water dishes daily with hot water.

great tips man, thanks!!! will keep all that in mind

jscott 04-22-2007 10:38 PM

wow i just read all that, that is what i'd really LIKE to do, release them to wild and hope they have better FREE life.........but still, not sure about how they'd handle themselves in Thailand :Oh crap

great advise on those pages though :thumbsup

a1ka1ine 04-22-2007 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 12294542)
AND i cant let them go free here in Bangkok, squirrels wont survive in the wild here in Bangkok, they'd be dead within a few minutes

or end up in nana working at rainbow 6 and doing things they will later regret with strange men who dont speak their language and dont treat them like a squirrel should be treated, and they cant look at themselves inthe mirroragain:(

a1ka1ine 04-22-2007 11:40 PM

if they get in buns hair plz video it and send to me.

also, should have named them james and bun :D

RogerV 04-23-2007 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12295868)
Filthy, disgusting, LOUD creatures that won't ever shut the fuck up.

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2...22spiceow6.jpg

I got two of them years ago... they were neat at first, really novel. Then they started barking. They bark like dogs, like little fucking dogs. And they never shut the hell up! When they weren't sleeping, they were fucking BARKING or making this ugly screaming sound that sounded like a fart from Satan's ass.

Finally a while back one of them died and I was told that if I didn't buy another one that it would die from depression, so I didn't buy another one hoping this one would die. It has been fucking two years and not only has it not died but the fucker barks worse than before. The only time I can get it to hush is to feed it an apple :mad:

that is the funniest story I have heard in a long time..:1orglaugh

Gabriel Night 04-23-2007 01:39 AM

i have hamsters
in the past i buy two of them two boys but the sellers made a mistake and give me a boy and a girl .. six week later had got 32 hamster.. :)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh i love them all but sell/give many of them to my friends..

Lykos 04-23-2007 02:42 AM

damn,how cute they are!:)

jscott 04-23-2007 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a1ka1ine (Post 12296894)
or end up in nana working at rainbow 6 and doing things they will later regret with strange men who dont speak their language and dont treat them like a squirrel should be treated, and they cant look at themselves inthe mirroragain:(

LOL hahahha, just picturing that, my little "Happy" (the girl) working with tight little skirt or bikini on strutting her stuff in Nana...........oh for sure i'll pay them good allowance and keep em out of the go-go bars hahahahaha :1orglaugh

GeorgeM 04-23-2007 03:15 AM

sweet babies :thumbsup

BabeHunter 04-23-2007 03:24 AM

haha

you should have bought a small dog insted...

cause once there will be more of them, they will attack you hehe...and i'm pretty sure they can over power you :P haha

Sarah_Jayne 04-23-2007 03:33 AM

really hard for me to think of squirrels as the types of animals that should be pets

Cyber Fucker 04-23-2007 04:05 AM

cute small creatures :)

Big_D 04-23-2007 04:24 AM

i want a fuckin squirrel

jscott 04-23-2007 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel Night (Post 12297132)
i have hamsters
in the past i buy two of them two boys but the sellers made a mistake and give me a boy and a girl .. six week later had got 32 hamster.. :)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh i love them all but sell/give many of them to my friends..

hahhahahaa ahhhh man that would SUCK!!!!! but funny as hell!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by BabeHunter (Post 12297309)
haha
you should have bought a small dog insted...
cause once there will be more of them, they will attack you hehe...and i'm pretty sure they can over power you :P haha

haha, who CANT overpower me!?!?! especially after some beers hehhhehehe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 12297393)
i want a fuckin squirrel

come back to "here" and you can play with mine niggggg :winkwink:


Quote:

Originally Posted by bbwebmaster (Post 12297367)
cute small creatures :)

hell yea, so so so cute, but still difficult for me to get used to them, still seem rat-ish to me heehe, luckily my girl has no problem letting them crawl all over her :pimp

TG Rebecca 04-23-2007 07:57 AM

they're very cute! good luck with taking care of them, i'm sure they'll be a handful. just remember if it ever gets to be too much or you're not sure how to care for them properly, usually there are rescue programs or pet rehabilitators who will gladly take over for you if the need ever arises. :)

Pumba 04-23-2007 10:16 AM

So cute. I hope you will take good care of them. Good luck to your furniture!

DWB 04-23-2007 11:18 AM

Shame on you Jscott. Squirrels need to be outside so they can frolic and get nuts and stuff.

And don't think for a second that your Thai girlfriend has not already been looking into Squirrel recipes.

FREE THE SQUIRRELS!!!!
FREE THE SQUIRRELS!!!!

FREE THE SQUIRRELS!!!!

FREE THE SQUIRRELS!!!!

FREE THE SQUIRRELS!!!!

FREE THE SQUIRRELS!!!!

FREE THE SQUIRRELS!!!!
FREE THE SQUIRRELS!!!!

FREE THE SQUIRRELS!!!!

FREE THE SQUIRRELS!!!!

pornguy 04-23-2007 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12295868)
Filthy, disgusting, LOUD creatures that won't ever shut the fuck up.

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2...22spiceow6.jpg

I got two of them years ago... they were neat at first, really novel. Then they started barking. They bark like dogs, like little fucking dogs. And they never shut the hell up! When they weren't sleeping, they were fucking BARKING or making this ugly screaming sound that sounded like a fart from Satan's ass.

Finally a while back one of them died and I was told that if I didn't buy another one that it would die from depression, so I didn't buy another one hoping this one would die. It has been fucking two years and not only has it not died but the fucker barks worse than before. The only time I can get it to hush is to feed it an apple :mad:


You think that is bad. Imagine this.

http://www.housewivescash.com/gfyphotos/bebe1.jpg

Not only does she fucking bark like a dog, but she also rings like a telephone, talks to the baby calling him by name, yells at me and the wife cussing like a sailor ( think she got that from my wife ) but she also bites. Really fucking hard.

mattz 04-23-2007 11:42 AM

wow, I never heard of having squirrals for pets, sweet

Jimmy Rock 04-23-2007 11:42 AM

Why did you buy them, you can get one for free, heres a video of the neighborhood squirel that comes over everyday to eat 9am sharp on the the dot..
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...eoid=749391334

jscott 04-23-2007 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 12298869)
Shame on you Jscott. Squirrels need to be outside so they can frolic and get nuts and stuff.

And don't think for a second that your Thai girlfriend has not already been looking into Squirrel recipes.

FREE THE SQUIRRELS!!!!

haha, so fucking sad, she had already told me about how she ate them before, and how great they tasted, spicy, cut into pieces looking like Pad Ka Pow :disgust more like -> :helpme

shoeaholicanon 04-23-2007 12:00 PM

OMG they are so cute!
Dont they run around like crazy?

ADL Josh 04-23-2007 01:47 PM

cute little guys:thumbsup

ADL Josh 04-23-2007 01:47 PM

cute little guys:thumbsup

shekinah 04-23-2007 01:57 PM

They are cute but you should caged them and not let them roam inside your house. They might hurt lil' children..

Jman 04-23-2007 02:00 PM

Baby thinks your Squirrels look Yummy

http://www.jflaverdiere.com/pics/cats/Baby01.jpg

jscott 04-23-2007 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoeaholicanon (Post 12299117)
OMG they are so cute!
Dont they run around like crazy?

not really, they are still too young, they like to run into blankets and cudddle into them, and sleep

Quote:

Originally Posted by shekinah (Post 12299657)
They are cute but you should caged them and not let them roam inside your house. They might hurt lil' children..

haha, trust me there is no kids anywhere near me, i dont really like kids or anyone for that matter in my apartment, it's currently TOO small, almost too small even for me and my petite girlfriend


Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan (Post 12299678)
Baby thinks your Squirrels look Yummy

http://www.jflaverdiere.com/pics/cats/Baby01.jpg

LOL my squirrels already feel those hunger eyes looking at them, from my gf LOL

bogo 04-23-2007 08:42 PM

Squiralls are not pets.They should be outdoors running up and down trees.

uno 04-23-2007 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a1ka1ine (Post 12296894)
or end up in nana working at rainbow 6 and doing things they will later regret with strange men who dont speak their language and dont treat them like a squirrel should be treated, and they cant look at themselves inthe mirroragain:(

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

uno 04-23-2007 09:14 PM

LOL i'm going to have to come out to BKK one of these days.

jscott 04-23-2007 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 12301690)
LOL i'm going to have to come out to BKK one of these days.

Kevin,y ou are a friend of mine, you know you will have a nice clean couch to sleep on for free any time you want to visit BKK, i'm serious too, and i hope you take me up on that offer :winkwink:

.....AND not only that!! also you'll have a sexy hot thai teen hottie cooking AWESOME thai dishes for ya :thumbsup :thumbsup


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