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SteveLightspeed 08-06-2002 05:17 PM

Oh how pathetic!
 
Dear Ms. Tawnee Stone,

I hope that you recall my name as I am not likely to ever forget yours. I have been a devoted fan, Tawnee, for some time now. My name is Gavin xxxx and I am a quadriplegic. I am confined to a hospital bed twenty-four hours a day, everyday, and have been for fifteen years. I have finally made arrangements with my family?s help to come home from a nursing home where I spent several long years.

During my long residence at this home, both by days and nights were harried by calls for assistance, cries of anguish, pain, confusion and the occasional maniacal scream from the severely deranged. I was forced to live under these conditions as the home was divided by the need for skilled nursing care. A quadriplegic confined to a hospital bed with kidney, respiratory and circulation problems is classified as a skilled nursing patient along with Alzheimer?s and the mentally unstable.

I have literally spent years in a nursing home. In this time, books, music and movies were my savior. I had lapsed into a terrible depression due to my condition, situation, loneliness and isolation.

I soon became loved by the staff who often brought me a computer ?to pass the time.? I found that surfing the internet, as when I was very younger, could be an escape for me. They took me to places that otherwise I may never see and introduced me to people that both inspired, entertained and gave me hope for the future.

I am able to type with an adaptive brace on my right arm with an upside down pencil sticking out. I am able to type, though laborously, with the very limited movement in my right arm. I still have no movement in my hands or wrists.

An International magazine recently did a story on me and the many authors and celebrities that have been kind to me with several photos and text which may lend credence to my story and plea. http://www.americanwindsurfer.com/ma...issue5.5d.html

I have been written about more than once in our local paper and several times in world renowned magazine publications.

Discovering you and searching for your photos on the net has been instrumental in keeping me from feeling the dreaded loneliness that comes with someone who spends such long hours alone in the same room day after day. I have already served a term of confinement, and mostly solitary, exceeding that of someone who has murdered another.

I feel that your beautiful photos have impacted my life greatly as I was very disturbed over the latest world news and your beauty made me forget everything else. I can assure you, Tawnee, that I would treasure your autographed photo forever. I emailed you before and hope that I can add your autographed photo to my celebrity collection as your beauty is the kind I rarely ever see.

I am writing to plead with you to take a personal interest, Tawnee, just this once, in helping a fan truly in need of your assistance. My love for your stunning photos means everything to me and you are my favorite adult/erotic model/actress. You are soooo beautiful!

I am living on nothing more than my disability income and cannot afford even the slightest luxury. I am only surviving with my family?s assistance both financially and with my daily care.

I want to appeal to you, Tawnee, for your help in obtaining your autographed photo. I can assure you that I am sincere in my dilemma and request and hope that, just this once, you can find the compassion to help someone unknown to you that really admires and appreciates your beauty, mystique and talents.

Regardless of your response, I want to compliment you on your success and obvious modeling skills and wish you continued happiness and future success.

I have included a link to the International magazine article about me in hopes of verifying some of my story and enclosed a recent photo in hopes of putting a face to these words. I hope that you will consider helping me. I know that your autographed photo would transform what would be another dismal day confined to my room into a day filled with fame and happiness.

I hope to spend some time in the future admiring your autographed photo on my wall rather than mentally tabulating the various indigenous fowl visiting my bird feeder?

Thank you so much for your time and consideration; I understand you must be very busy. Your devoted fan in FL?



Sincerely,



Gavin xxxx

boldy 08-06-2002 05:19 PM

Fuck ! And you read all off that ... :eek7

gothweb 08-06-2002 05:21 PM

Um. The weird thing is, I seem to remember another web girl telling me about very similar correspondence from a fan. Makes me think it is a very bizarre scam of some sort.

mrthumbs 08-06-2002 05:23 PM

Dont be an ass.. send the dude a pic or something.. at least a nice reply.. make his day.. be nice.. small things can make a big difference.. etc etc

really :thumbsup

PattyeCake* 08-06-2002 05:25 PM

Send the poor boy a pic!

Lord, to go to the trouble to write all of that,
he deserves one!

E-van 08-06-2002 05:26 PM

the politically incorrect thing to say now is:

if he types so slowly, how can he type such long assed letters?


check if the story is true, and then send the pic to him, and a story to the diary, if it's true, it's a publicity stunt waiting to happen...

hybrid 08-06-2002 05:28 PM

At least he's not asking for a personlized visit. Send him the photo, and don't post shit like that around.

It's bad enough he's had to lower himself to begging for it in a pathetic letter of endearment, if he's real, he shouldn't have to be put through a possible situation where he's drug through the mud because this letter was distributed throughout the net.

C'mon, man, have a heart, if he's real, take humble pity and leave it at that, if he's not, ignore it and don't endanger the name of some anonymous retard that everyone's been writing about and making money off of.

[Labret] 08-06-2002 05:29 PM

I am going to forward this post to him.

Push him even further into depression.

hybrid 08-06-2002 05:45 PM

but where's the fun in that when you can't see his reaction?

chodadog 08-06-2002 05:51 PM

Haha, a quadriplegic that types. HAHAHAHAH!

beemk 08-06-2002 05:51 PM

i spend all my time writing that letter and paying for your site and you return my favor by posting it on some msg board?

TheFLY 08-06-2002 05:53 PM

Well I wouldn't be suprised if it was real... There are lots of guys like this -- I hear about them from amateur girls all the time... It's guys like this that make being a "cam girl" really difficult -- lots of them threaten suicide and shit and what woman wants that kind of responsbility on her shoulders day after day... Many of them live miserable pathetic lives and it's true these amateur cam girls and such are their only source of companionship... But these guys recur for years... so you can't complain.

Krome 08-06-2002 05:54 PM

I personnally dont think he is pathetic at all. I think you on the other hand are being a complete wanker revealing this personnal email to us and laughing about him even though he is paying your wages by being a member. What if he was to read this page? He has obviously has a very hard time and you now decide to laugh at him.

The fact that this page will probably be spidered by the search engines and will pick up on the words Tawnee Stone could actually maybe get him here.

Maybe for someone in his situation looking at Tawnee's pictures has cheered him up.

So why dont you go fucking think about your nasty actions that you have just commited and be a good person and get him that picture....

beemk 08-06-2002 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
Haha, a quadriplegic that types. HAHAHAHAH!
i use dragon dictate to translate voice to text for your information.

TheFLY 08-06-2002 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
Haha, a quadriplegic that types. HAHAHAHAH!
It's not really that funny man. What if it was you? They can type hunt and peck... There's all sorts of technology now -- I happen to have some experience with it -- besides there's programs like Dragon Dictate and then he could go in and do edits. And if you think his letter is so long -- think about it -- what else does he have to do all day except to write letters to internet girls like tawnee... Even if he could only type one sentence a day I'm sure the guy would write a novel to Tawnee.

vending_machine 08-06-2002 05:58 PM

Hmm.. Why X out his name when it's posted clearly in the article that's linked? :)

TheFLY 08-06-2002 06:01 PM

I will agree tho the shit is pathetic and you have to wonder why Tawnee would want to read all that self-pity -- but I guess it worked -- look how much attention he's getting... LOL

quiet 08-06-2002 06:04 PM

this came in the other day:

Quote:

how can i find a girl friend to chat/talk with near where i live being
handicaped and layed up in bed?i'm 48yr's of age and i'm a male,not bad
looking,but lonely.
thank you much...xxxx xxxx.

Go Slow!

Krome 08-06-2002 06:04 PM

The letter maybe slightly corny but he has written it how he feels...I would rather be pathetic than a complete fucking wanker like Lightspeed...

beemk 08-06-2002 06:06 PM

if you go to that article you can even see a picture of him using a computer

CDSmith 08-06-2002 06:10 PM

No, the REALLY cool (and classy) thing to do would be to have Tawnee go pay him a visit in person and autograph a pic for him right there. And yes, it could turn into a big publicity stunt, and it likely would turn into one, because news sources eat that stuff up (even if she is porn-related).



And again, another thread that brings out the fucking retardos that hang out at GFY. Laughing at a quadriplegic? Heh, good move.

Krome 08-06-2002 06:11 PM

It makes me laugh how one moment Lightspeed are bragging that they get more search engine requests for Tawnee Stone than your average famous pornstar and then the next they are being dam right disgustingly rude about a man who is fighting back against a servere disability...what are the disabled not allowed to join your site Lightspeed?

chodadog 08-06-2002 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk


i use dragon dictate to translate voice to text for your information.

I refer you to this part of the letter:

Quote:

I am able to type with an adaptive brace on my right arm with an upside down pencil sticking out. I am able to type, though laborously, with the very limited movement in my right arm. I still have no movement in my hands or wrists.
Dragon Dictate? Must have been version 1.0!

Manga1 08-06-2002 06:18 PM

From the article on the guy:

"Melanie Griffith sent him videos of her favorite movies along with the movies of her husband, Antonio Banderas. With the movies she sent a VCR and made several calls to wish him well. Arthur C. Clark sent two friends to Gavin?s home to make sure he would be there when he called from Sri-Lanka. Boxer Roy Jones Jr., the Light?Heavy Weight WBC Champion of the World has, along with his assistants Mary Beth Abel and Stanley Levin, been ?Big Brothers? to Grow for the past six years. They?ve treated him like a family member and have given him countless gifts and boxing memorabilia."

I guess Tawnee is too good to be in the company of people like Arthur C. Clark and Roy Jones Jr.

Krome 08-06-2002 06:23 PM

Quote:

I guess Tawnee is too good to be in the company of people like Arthur C. Clark and Roy Jones Jr.
Yep Tawnee is of very high intelligence and exceedingly wealthy, not the white trash trailer park scum that she portrays herself to be.

Theo 08-06-2002 06:24 PM

Who ever spent the time to read the guy's email and laughed he is a MAJOR asshole and his lacking personality and human value. There are few things only an asshole would laugh and this is one of them.

Manga1 08-06-2002 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krome


Yep Tawnee is of very high intelligence and exceedingly wealthy, not the white trash trailer park scum that she portrays herself to be.

:)

Theo 08-06-2002 06:27 PM

further more the intelligence of the writter is scales higher than many of the board posters :2 cents:

chodadog 08-06-2002 06:35 PM

I think this letter is full of shit. So strike me down for having an opinion! If this was the real Gavin Crow, this letter would actually be worthwhile. And sure, i could be wrong, but i just don't think it is.

GFED 08-06-2002 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
No, the REALLY cool (and classy) thing to do would be to have Tawnee go pay him a visit in person and autograph a pic for him right there. And yes, it could turn into a big publicity stunt, and it likely would turn into one, because news sources eat that stuff up (even if she is porn-related).



And again, another thread that brings out the fucking retardos that hang out at GFY. Laughing at a quadriplegic? Heh, good move.

I agree.

SteveLightspeed 08-06-2002 07:56 PM

You guys seem to think I am making fun of him, I posted it because it is truly moving... It should make us all think about how lucky we are. Yes it is pathetic that anyone should live this way.

I have posted letters to Tawnee Stone here that I find interesting and/or entertaining. I don't remember making fun of this guy...

And yes, we plan to send him an autographed pic.


Sorry to get everyone so upset!

LS

farbie 08-06-2002 07:59 PM

Wait a second here... this guy:

a) RETURNS gifts of cash (in the article),

b) provides evidence that what he says in his letter about himself is true,

c) asks for nothing more than an autographed photo ;

and in return Lightspeed calls him pathetic and holds him up to be ridiculed???

OK, now I'm embarassed to be in the porn industry.

farbie

smileygirls 08-06-2002 08:03 PM

bahahahahahahahaa!

Krome 08-06-2002 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
You guys seem to think I am making fun of him, I posted it because it is truly moving... It should make us all think about how lucky we are. Yes it is pathetic that anyone should live this way.

I have posted letters to Tawnee Stone here that I find interesting and/or entertaining. I don't remember making fun of this guy...

And yes, we plan to send him an autographed pic.


Sorry to get everyone so upset!

LS

What a load of bollocks, bet when you tried to edit the post for the second time and found out the time had lapsed you decide to come out with this complete piece of shit. He is anything but pathetic, the way he strives for a better life each day is something to be admired. He did not ask for a refund or come out with some bollocks untrue story.



Quote:

and in return Lightspeed calls him pathetic and holds him up to be ridiculed???

OK, now I'm embarassed to be in the porn industry.
Lightspeed you are a first class cock.

zubr 08-06-2002 08:11 PM

shit, i feel bad for him. :(

alias 08-06-2002 08:14 PM

boneprone fucked him and his gf

zubr 08-06-2002 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornopete
has anybody stopped to ask how a quadrapoligic types up an email?
he explained in the text, if you took the time to read it

smileygirls 08-06-2002 08:18 PM

Quote:

has anybody stopped to ask how a quadrapoligic types up an email?
:1orglaugh

Or worse, anyone thought of the sick nurse/typist who typed it?

Hmmm...

That dude is full of shit. Period. At anyrate its a fucking disturbing ass email.

BVF 08-06-2002 08:28 PM

I'm a harsh person and I'll talk about a muthafucka in a minute, but I NEVER ridicule the disabled. I've never done it ever in my life. Doing shit like that brings bad karma. Luckily, I've never spent the night in a hospital and I have never been really sick. Now that's good karma.

How can you sit there rich as you are and living the life pimping some ho on the internet and then ridicule a quadriplegic? That's fucking ignorant.

If you're so fucking rich and living so fucking easy, just send him a FUCKING PIC. You probably would have gotten very good publicity for letting the hoe autograph a picture for him. PUtting his business out here to these idiots on GFY says nothing good about your character.

I swear a lot of you fucks are GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL

quiet 08-06-2002 08:30 PM

hehe - he said, "going straight to hell"


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