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Phil 01-22-2007 08:44 PM

Do you crap your pants when you see cops?
 
I kinda posted it in a wrong "department".. but I just got pulled over 3 blocks away from my house on empty 4 way stop sign for "not complete stop"... Fat ass was hiding in somebodys driveway.. $180 ticket.. Son of a fucking bitch !!!! and I swear to god, any time I see cop behind me I shit my pants. I don't deal drugs or do any illegal stuff but god damn I shake and shiver every time I see them in my rear view mirror... :mad: :mad: :mad:

Nicky 01-22-2007 08:45 PM

They crap their pants when they see me :-D

TimBlaze 01-22-2007 08:46 PM

if im in my car yeah...other times no unless im drunk but i can hide it well

escorpio 01-22-2007 08:47 PM

Depends what I'm up to.

Spunky 01-22-2007 08:47 PM

Try to remain calm..they will pounce on you if you appear nervous,like your hiding something

DWB 01-22-2007 08:49 PM

Only if I am guilty of something.

wyldworx 01-22-2007 08:55 PM

They will find anything incriminating, believe me!
why can't they all be like this....


http://mud.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2481524877

bausch 01-22-2007 08:55 PM

Yes, I have a phobia of cops even though I don't do anything illegal. I don't drink, smoke pot, or have anything bad in my car, but cops still make me really scared. My heart always beats really fast when there's one behind me and I start shaking a bit. I probably look suspicious cause I'm so worked up even though I didn't do anything. I don't know why but it's a psychological thing.

Cops really freak me out!!

One time a cop was mean to me, I got a ticket (this was around 5 years ago) and when I signed the paper she said "This is an INTERESTING" signature." She said it in a real mean bitchy uptight way. I still don't know what she meant by that! I can sign my signature any way I want. It's my real signature so no need to comment on it! Her job is to give tickets, not make comments on my signature. It was so unprofessional. I'm scared of cops!

Another time i was in the car when my friend got pulled over... She was looking for her registration but couldnt find it for a while cause the car was messy. The cop said " maybe u would find it if u cleared all the shit out of there" wtf? it's not against the law to have a messy car as long as its not so bad that its a danger.. like wtf. i hate it when people comment on things that dont concern them.

Phil 01-22-2007 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 11773743)
Only if I am guilty of something.

Man, to me it makes no difference. I have total phobia of cops. Don’t know why but I do.

georgeyw 01-22-2007 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 11773738)
Try to remain calm..they will pounce on you if you appear nervous,like your hiding something

That's the problem, people get more nervous knowing that if they appear to be nervous then the cops will be pricks!

Have watched a couple of the US series of 'cops' this week and it's laughable at what the idiot cops put people in jail for. One kid, obviously a college kid who smokes a few joints was tossed in jail for a night for 5grams and another for at best a 1/2 ounce.

The guy who had 1/2 an ounce said it was for personal use and the cop goes 'that is FAR too much marijuana for one person' :1orglaugh Who educates these dumb fucks?

/rant

NemesiS876 01-22-2007 09:36 PM

Just say to them to GF them selfs .. :)

Martin3 01-22-2007 09:37 PM

Not sure if they're allowed to hide on private property. I'd check you local and state laws regarding that. I know there was a issues around here several years ago were they setup some speed traps that involved a couple cops hiding in a field with radar guns and would radio to another car.

I think most people got off because the field was private property and not county, city, or state owned

Zoose 01-22-2007 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 11773867)
Man, to me it makes no difference. I have total phobia of cops. Don?t know why but I do.

Me too. I've had enough legitimate run-ins with them that I get nervous as fuck if there's one pulled over doing radar or behind me or beside me on the interstate. I try to intentionally make eye contact though or at least look in their direction just to *pretend* like I'm not about to shit myself even though I no longer do the shit that got me in trouble in the past. ( drugs, drinking, etc )

It also doesn't help though that most are fucking cocksuckers with chips on their shoulders and something to prove. 90% of encounters I've had with po-po's they've always been complete dickwads.

Rochard 01-22-2007 09:39 PM

My heart used to skip a beat every time I saw a cop. I don't drink and drive - ever - and don't do any drugs whatsoever. One day it hit me like a rock... Why panic? Worst case I'll get a small ticket.

Generally speaking if you nice to the cops you'll get off. Unless you caught doing 120mph like my last ticket.

thumbsdepot 01-22-2007 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldworx (Post 11773772)
They will find anything incriminating, believe me!
why can't they all be like this....


Don't have anything in "plain view" and you'll not have to worry about it.
http://www.flexyourrights.org

MikeVega 01-22-2007 09:51 PM

I could care less .. he's just like me and doing his job .. I show respect for what he does and take my ticket .. I never sweat it ...

potter 01-22-2007 10:01 PM

People that get freaked out by cops have either not lost that 13 year old mentality that cops are bad and evil, or are guilty of something. And if you're guilty of something, you shouldn't have broken the law in the first place if you're just going to puss out at the sight of the police.

thonglife 01-22-2007 10:20 PM

Quote:

And if you're guilty of something, you shouldn't have broken the law in the first place if you're just going to puss out at the sight of the police.
I'm confused. What's 'pussing out' mean? People are afraid to get caught when they're doing something illegal?

fangtastic 01-22-2007 10:22 PM

I don't have any problems with cops but I don't break any laws either .... fear attracts fear, so why be scared?

wyldworx 01-22-2007 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin3 (Post 11773937)
Not sure if they're allowed to hide on private property. I'd check you local and state laws regarding that. I know there was a issues around here several years ago were they setup some speed traps that involved a couple cops hiding in a field with radar guns and would radio to another car.

I think most people got off because the field was private property and not county, city, or state owned

so true, you are full of these! Your id rules dude, and your sig does that justice!!!:thumbsup

Pipecrew 01-22-2007 10:30 PM

want to see a cop get nervous? hand him your license with your concealed weapon permit underneath it.

Most cops are cool, if you know how to talk to them and can admit you made a mistake, I will knock on wood but I have only got 1 ticket out of my last 9 pull overs (6 of these were on the water, which you get pulled over for everything)

georgeyw 01-22-2007 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 11774024)
People that get freaked out by cops have either not lost that 13 year old mentality that cops are bad and evil, or are guilty of something. And if you're guilty of something, you shouldn't have broken the law in the first place if you're just going to puss out at the sight of the police.

The fact of the matter is, police have alot of discretionary powers and personally that really scares shit out of me.

LiveDose 01-22-2007 10:45 PM

I don't. My wife actually gets pissed because I taunt them. I know it's stupid but I just can't help it.

madawgz 01-22-2007 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldworx (Post 11773772)
They will find anything incriminating, believe me!
why can't they all be like this....


http://mud.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2481524877

if only :1orglaugh

Phil 01-22-2007 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVega (Post 11773974)
I could care less .. he's just like me and doing his job .. I show respect for what he does and take my ticket .. I never sweat it ...

Doing his job??? Sitting in the bushes in residential area looking for “incomplete stop” .. go to fucking ghetto and guard gas stations..
PS: you do realize that its me and you who pay them to do their real job???

Phil 01-22-2007 11:40 PM

The sad part about it is that court here acquitted a cop three days ago of driving under influence after she refused test and sobriety test… was arrested and released to her PD on good behavior. Judge said there was not enough evidence despite the fact that arresting officer testified that she smelled like a whisky bottle. I’m so fucking pissed tonight…

bdld 01-23-2007 01:18 AM

worst that can happen is you get a ticket, so no need to worry.

sicone 01-23-2007 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 11773942)
Why panic?


If you look and act guilty, you are guilty :2 cents:

emthree 01-23-2007 02:50 AM

I just got pulled over. Saved myself from a $200 tint ticket.
Thank god for my PBA Shield.

woj 01-23-2007 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdld (Post 11774661)
worst that can happen is you get a ticket, so no need to worry.

yea, but being out of $200 isn't fun :(

aico 01-23-2007 04:51 AM

I don't fear the cop as much as the idea that it might be one of the guys I tormented in High School.

E$_manager 01-23-2007 06:36 AM

No never was araid of thr cops, even in Russia. But i guess thre is a big diference between the attitude of the cops to a woman and a man.
Though i am very much afraid of the boarder men. :(

tranza 01-23-2007 06:49 AM

I don't care really.

cool1 01-23-2007 07:37 AM

Cops don't bother me at all
Being a caretaker in a core area apt building I have to deal with them quite often.
Am always having to call them to come break up a fight or party.

DaddyHalbucks 01-23-2007 07:50 AM

Most of them are OK, but there are quite a few dick heads too.

E$_manager 01-23-2007 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 11775647)
Most of them are OK, but there are quite a few dick heads too.

To my mind, most of them are not OK and few - alright. :disgust

BlackCrayon 01-23-2007 08:21 AM

after some bad experiences with cops when i was younger i almost get panic attacks around them.

SxDx 01-23-2007 08:23 AM

NWA said it best...fuck the PO-lice

dynastoned 01-23-2007 08:25 AM

what the fuck are you scared of? i've done some pretty hairy shit concerning drugs and been pulled over. just go through the motions, answer the questions, and be polite. if you just see cops and get scared then you should probably seek mental help. unless you have been drinking of course then you might want to shit your pants.

MikeVega 01-23-2007 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 11774375)
Doing his job??? Sitting in the bushes in residential area looking for ?incomplete stop? .. go to fucking ghetto and guard gas stations..
PS: you do realize that its me and you who pay them to do their real job???

Yeah .. that's his fucking job ... if he was assigned to the ghetto he would be watching drug dealers but he's not. he's in my neighborhood and I want people in residential areas to come to a complete stop. I have kids that play in my area and I see assholes blowing through stop signs on the back streets all the time. If your kid got killed you'd be crying that the cops never stop anyone from speeding through your neighborhood . I live in a nice area and the cops get paid by me to keep it that way.

I'm not sure how old you are or if you have kids but I'm 31 and have 2 kids. I thought like you 10 years ago before i owned a home and had a family.


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