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Narfle 01-23-2007 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SxDx (Post 11775779)
NWA said it best...fuck the PO-lice

Dont be an ignorant shithead.

the "PO-lice" also catches (at least some of) the child molesters, rapists, murderers, thieves, french, psychos and many more. And in general keeps the peace.

Im firmly against them trying to police anything drug-related, but that doesnt mean that im a little stupid idiot screaming "OMG I WISH THERE WAS NO LAWS OMG OMG!!! FUCK THEM POLIZES!!!". I like the fact that we have partial order and i enjoy many of the positive effects of having law enforcement.

Just because you disagree with some laws, doesnt mean that you have a valid reason for hating the people that ENFORCE those laws. Dont be a stupid moron. At least only be a moron.

NTM 01-23-2007 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 11773719)
I kinda posted it in a wrong "department".. but I just got pulled over 3 blocks away from my house on empty 4 way stop sign for "not complete stop"... Fat ass was hiding in somebodys driveway.. $180 ticket.. Son of a fucking bitch !!!! and I swear to god, any time I see cop behind me I shit my pants. I don't deal drugs or do any illegal stuff but god damn I shake and shiver every time I see them in my rear view mirror... :mad: :mad: :mad:

you're a fucking pussy :1orglaugh

interracialtoons 01-23-2007 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 11773867)
Man, to me it makes no difference. I have total phobia of cops. Don?t know why but I do.

It just means you are in touch with reality.

The cops have adopted a strategy that it is better to be feared than respected. Tough on crime is the motto. So they present themselves as tough. Public announcements often are threats. TV ads to curb crime show handcuffs being slapped on wrist, jail doors slamming behind people as they enter cells with hard faced murderers, etc....

They want to scare people out of crime...they succeeded...you are scared.


That plus the possiblity that you might encounter a dirty cop.

interracialtoons 01-23-2007 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 11774109)
want to see a cop get nervous? hand him your license with your concealed weapon permit underneath it.

Great Idea!

Maybe the cop gets so nervous that he pulls out his gun, points it at your head and says "put you hands where I can see 'em and get out of the car". :disgust

Lazonby 01-23-2007 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 11773719)
Do you crap your pants when you see cops?

Naaaaaa.

Anthony 01-23-2007 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVega (Post 11775799)
Yeah .. that's his fucking job ... if he was assigned to the ghetto he would be watching drug dealers but he's not. he's in my neighborhood and I want people in residential areas to come to a complete stop. I have kids that play in my area and I see assholes blowing through stop signs on the back streets all the time. If your kid got killed you'd be crying that the cops never stop anyone from speeding through your neighborhood . I live in a nice area and the cops get paid by me to keep it that way.

I'm not sure how old you are or if you have kids but I'm 31 and have 2 kids. I thought like you 10 years ago before i owned a home and had a family.

True, and good post.

Brad 01-23-2007 09:12 AM

I'm not a huge fan of the police. I've been pulled over for a few tickets and they have all been overly agressive to the point where one time an officer told me that he should cut up my liscense right there because he sees all kinds of kids breaking the traffic laws on a daily basis and went on a five minute rant about how we are all punks who don't respect the laws, etc. What I really don't like is when you see a police car in your rearview and you see the officer running your plates. What is up with that? I feel as though that is an invasion of privacy as you have given no cause for them to do so. With that logic they may as well go door to door looking into peoples homes and stopping people on the sidewalk too.

Anthony 01-23-2007 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by interracialtoons (Post 11775966)
Great Idea!

Maybe the cop gets so nervous that he pulls out his gun, points it at your head and says "put you hands where I can see 'em and get out of the car". :disgust

Gets so nervous that you hand over your LEGAL PERMIT TO CARRY A FIREARM license?

In Florida, you are not required to disclose a concealed firearm unless asked.

If anything, most cops are thankful you disclose.

This pertains to Pipecrew, because he lives in Florida.

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http://www.flsenate.gov/statutes/ind...790/ch0790.htm

The licensee must carry the license, together with valid identification, at all times in which the licensee is in actual possession of a concealed weapon or firearm and must display both the license and proper identification upon demand by a law enforcement officer. Violations of the provisions of this subsection shall constitute a noncriminal violation with a penalty of $25, payable to the clerk of the court.

Anthony 01-23-2007 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad (Post 11776021)
I'm not a huge fan of the police. I've been pulled over for a few tickets and they have all been overly agressive to the point where one time an officer told me that he should cut up my liscense right there because he sees all kinds of kids breaking the traffic laws on a daily basis and went on a five minute rant about how we are all punks who don't respect the laws, etc. What I really don't like is when you see a police car in your rearview and you see the officer running your plates. What is up with that? I feel as though that is an invasion of privacy as you have given no cause for them to do so. With that logic they may as well go door to door looking into peoples homes and stopping people on the sidewalk too.

How is it invasion of privacy when it's part of their job? If you look suspicious they will run your plates. It's their job.

What did you do that pissed off the cop? Looking at it from a 3rd party, I've seen idiot kids in their cars ( I was one and grew up), doing 30plus over the speed limit (In a 35zone), driving like they were at laManns.

lusciousness 01-23-2007 09:23 AM

nope..i little $ would shut them up :1orglaugh

interracialtoons 01-23-2007 09:27 AM

50 pigs lovers


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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 11776066)
In Florida, you are not required to disclose a concealed firearm unless asked.

Exactly, so why look like a dick by giving one to a cop when he only asked to see your drivers license. The guy is telling people how to make a subliminal threat with their weapons license.

Ramos 01-23-2007 09:27 AM

Fuck The Police

Anthony 01-23-2007 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by interracialtoons (Post 11776095)
50 pigs lovers




Exactly, so why look like a dick by giving one to a cop when he only asked to see your drivers license. The guy is telling people how to make a subliminal threat with their weapons license.

Not really, most licensed CCW holders will disclose right off the bat. I'd rather have a cop know I have a gun on my hip and in my center console than him finding out and getting spun up.

Kimo 01-23-2007 10:40 AM

cops suck ass

BV 01-23-2007 10:53 AM

Police suck until you need one, then they suck even more. At least the ones I've called.

4Man 01-23-2007 12:13 PM

I hate cops...

quantum-x 01-23-2007 01:25 PM

Just relax and have a solid story that checks out.
Most cops are nice. The arsehole cops won't have anything on you.

fudpuck 01-23-2007 01:54 PM

I do freak out instantly when I think a cop's after me. Not sure why..probably paranoia stemming from the good ol' days. But I have a sister that's pulled at least 2 cops over for doing dumb stuff. Passing on a double yellow or u-turns in dangerous areas for no reason.

She'll flag them down, and bitch them out...and they seem to take it from a mid 25yr old blonde...though I think they're rather shocked when it happens.

joshll 01-23-2007 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 11773724)
They crap their pants when they see me :-D

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
You made my day!:thumbsup

bastardsquad 01-23-2007 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 11774109)
want to see a cop get nervous? hand him your license with your concealed weapon permit underneath it.

there is always a nervous moment of silence at that point on both parties...

most cops are pretty cool after that though knowing that you carry with a permit at least shows you make an attempt at being a legit honest citizen...at least in the eyes of the state...

bareskin 01-23-2007 02:07 PM

Like NWA said years ago fuck the police

Nickatilynx 01-23-2007 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Narfle (Post 11775855)
the "PO-lice" also catches (at least some of) the child molesters, rapists, murderers, thieves, french, psychos and many more. And in general keeps the peace.

LOL

yeah ESPECIALLY the French.

fucking French...

;-))

sexykat 01-23-2007 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by lusciousness (Post 11776081)
nope..i little $ would shut them up :1orglaugh

Dude what country are you from? I remember one of my Indian friends telling me how they pay $1 bribery to cops to shut them up.

eroswebmaster 01-23-2007 05:17 PM

Good advice from a well connected guy here in Vegas...."never get caught committing a crime, during the commission of a crime."

nico-t 01-23-2007 05:31 PM

they only take money, when u need em they dont do shit

TSGlider 01-23-2007 08:01 PM

I still get nervous whenever i'm around a cop.

J. Falcon 01-23-2007 08:11 PM

I dont do anything ilegal, anymore, so I'm cool. :thumbsup

bausch 01-23-2007 08:48 PM

I wonder if cops get intimidated if you're driving a luxury car like benz or bmw?
Or if they get jealous because you're driving a nice car?

And if you're more or less likely to get pulled over driving those vehicles vs a plain car like an accord vs a beater??

GT-Omar 01-23-2007 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos (Post 11776096)
Fuck The Police

What he ^ said !

Jessica Rosalini 01-23-2007 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVega (Post 11775799)
Yeah .. that's his fucking job ... if he was assigned to the ghetto he would be watching drug dealers but he's not. he's in my neighborhood and I want people in residential areas to come to a complete stop. I have kids that play in my area and I see assholes blowing through stop signs on the back streets all the time. If your kid got killed you'd be crying that the cops never stop anyone from speeding through your neighborhood . I live in a nice area and the cops get paid by me to keep it that way.

I'm not sure how old you are or if you have kids but I'm 31 and have 2 kids. I thought like you 10 years ago before i owned a home and had a family.

very very true and well put ..:thumbsup

kane 01-23-2007 08:58 PM

in the town I live in I know them all and am really good friends with several of them so no worries for me. If they are pulling me over it is probably just to shoot the shit. :)

when I first moved into my house my neighbors thought I had some crazy party on Super Bowl Sunday because I have a big get together and I told my buddies to tell everyone that was working that day to stop by for some food. So I had cop cars stopping by all day. At one point there were four of them by my house. My neighbors must have thought Pablo Escobar had moved in next door.

GhazAllOva 01-23-2007 09:53 PM

fuck the police!

VeriSexy 01-23-2007 09:59 PM

I do get nervous :(


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