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Trenton 07-11-2002 06:24 PM

I was looking at my daughters friends
 
...and noticed that younger women seem to be getting bigger and bigger titties? I constantly see these 17/18/19 year old teenagers hanging out in the parks/malls with huge fucking monstrous tits!!!

I cant seem to remember the girls of my generation having mammoth tits like those...maybe I was just not paying attention or busy with studies. I just think that when you get older you start noticing these things more and more.

OK, here's my theory:
Farmers give hormones to cows to produce more milk, hormones get into milk (and cow), girls drink milk (or eat burgers) with hormones, hormones get into girls, girls get bigger boobs across the board.

Science is good yo

hyper 07-11-2002 06:26 PM

we'll be reading about Trenton the child molester soon

quiet 07-11-2002 06:26 PM

weird.

hyper 07-11-2002 06:27 PM

it's them Albany people

Hypo 07-11-2002 06:27 PM

Better Bras?

Lensman 07-11-2002 06:28 PM

The food additive/hormone thing is true.

Ted 07-11-2002 06:30 PM

They also put hormones in chicken feed as well

I saw this theory on a medical doco a few months ago. The show also claimed it was the reason girls were starting puberty a lot earlier than they did 50 years ago

hyper 07-11-2002 06:32 PM

so if i eat chicken feed
my cock will get bigger?

I'm starting a new business.. fuck penis pills

Sly_RJ 07-11-2002 06:36 PM

What a theory. But check this out, when I moved to California all the chicks at my school had much nicer and larger titsthan the girls from home. Don't go telling me they're implants, they can't ALL have implants.

Mmm, tits.

Dude, I would feel weird as hell checking out my daughters friends, no matter how hot they were. What's up with that?

CDSmith 07-11-2002 06:38 PM

He's mental, but he's completely right. I've been noticing this trend as well, and first said this very thing just over 10 years ago. It seems that every spring/early summer I notice it, every year. The older teen girls are more and more stacked every year.

No wonder teen pregnancy is up.

kenny 07-11-2002 06:40 PM

:1orglaugh





:warning

:1orglaugh

Just the Village Idiot 07-11-2002 06:40 PM

Are those black or white younger women???

:Graucho

Ted 07-11-2002 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
so if i eat chicken feed
my cock will get bigger?

They mainly use female hormones, so your dick will shrink and you will have bikini worthy manboobs.

lots of stuff about it on the net
http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...berty+hormones

One thing I read is that it also increases the risk of breast cancer, so you better get them while there young or they will be gone.

mike503 07-11-2002 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ted
They also put hormones in chicken feed as well

I saw this theory on a medical doco a few months ago. The show also claimed it was the reason girls were starting puberty a lot earlier than they did 50 years ago

i agree.. gotta be. hell i'm only 21 and the 16 year old girls now seem to be more mature than i remember the 18 year old girls being when i was that age.. amazing.

Socks 07-11-2002 06:51 PM

They're just trying to increase their offerings to land me.

cold_ice 07-11-2002 06:53 PM

hey where can i get those hormones the girls in this trailer park need them.

Hypo 07-11-2002 06:54 PM

I got it! Global Warming. Higher temperature = greater volume, elementary physics. Now where's my violin and cocaine.

Ted 07-11-2002 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice
hey where can i get those hormones the girls in this trailer park need them.
Go buy some chicken feed and lay down a trail to your trailer door

cold_ice 07-11-2002 06:59 PM

What door ?

Krome 07-11-2002 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hypo
I got it! Global Warming. Higher temperature = greater volume, elementary physics. Now where's my violin and cocaine.
I used to live in Baker Street in London....great books...most people did not realise Sherlock Holmes was a coke addict..

Rip 07-11-2002 07:02 PM

It's the silicone that they add to the burgers y'all eat at mc'D's etc

Ted 07-11-2002 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice
What door ?
My bad, I thought you lived at the trailer park, didnt realise you just hung out there :1orglaugh

Fletch XXX 07-11-2002 07:10 PM

evolution...

auntiesocial 07-11-2002 07:14 PM

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jimmyf 07-11-2002 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Just the Village Idiot
Are those black or white younger women???

:Graucho

Must be black or do you think Trenton would look at a white woman's tits?:Graucho

jimmy3way 07-11-2002 07:28 PM

Okay now you all know why I hang out at the mall come three o'clock any particular week day...16 year olds with YUNKS.

And for some reason they all dress like hookers....how the fuck does a 14-15-16 year old girl convince her momma to buy her thong drawers? And how the fuck does the get out the house with out her daddy putting the smack down on her??

All I have to say is thank god for bad parenting.

Speaking of bad parenting I was at the mall play area the other day with my boy who is all of two, he walks up to me and, I swear to fucking god I'm not making this up, says 'Daddy look at those hotties.'

He was right too, a bunch of hotties. Good eye. At least I know he's not a fag.

Hustlin Entertainment 07-11-2002 07:31 PM

Indeed sir.

mjrools23 07-11-2002 07:31 PM

black women have bigger tits and for the others...TISSUES+PADDING

Frank W 07-11-2002 07:32 PM

Same phenomenon is occuring in Asia. Our experience with hormones parallels their experience with having more meat-derived protein in their diet. In China, as populations move away from near vegetarian diets to those containing more meat protein, children grow taller and developer larger muscle mass. Of course, this is also accompanied by increased heart disease and cancer rates.

jimmy3way 07-11-2002 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frank W
Same phenomenon is occuring in Asia. As populations move away from near vegetarian diets to those containing more meat protein, children grow taller and developer larger muscle mass. Of course, this is also accompanied by increased heart disease and cancer rates.
Focus on the positive, you doomsayer: asian girls with big natural funbags.

Trenton 07-11-2002 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frank W
Same phenomenon is occuring in Asia. Our experience with hormones parallels their experience with having more meat-derived protein in their diet. In China, as populations move away from near vegetarian diets to those containing more meat protein, children grow taller and developer larger muscle mass. Of course, this is also accompanied by increased heart disease and cancer rates.
Very interesting

Hypo 07-11-2002 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krome


I used to live in Baker Street in London....great books...most people did not realise Sherlock Holmes was a coke addict..

Neat - will be visiting London later this year, plan to gawk at the famed 221b Baker Street! Valley of Fear was my favourite of his books.

hyper 07-11-2002 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ted


They mainly use female hormones, so your dick will shrink and you will have bikini worthy manboobs.

lots of stuff about it on the net
http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...berty+hormones

One thing I read is that it also increases the risk of breast cancer, so you better get them while there young or they will be gone.

you didnt get it did ya?

Chicken ... cock...
sheesh

jojojo 07-11-2002 08:11 PM

So according to this theory (or any other) is the growth going to STOP at some point - I mean wtf???

Seems to me that breast reduction will be a huge business in the future.

I'm glad I eat organic, hormone free food and have two balls :p

BJ 07-11-2002 08:19 PM

did somebody say Hormones?

hyper 07-11-2002 08:37 PM

Know how to make a Hormone?

Dont pay her :1orglaugh

an oldie but a goodie

Mikeee 07-11-2002 08:38 PM

WHAT THE FUCK? :eek7

E-van 07-11-2002 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krome


I used to live in Baker Street in London....great books...most people did not realise Sherlock Holmes was a coke addict..

I think it was morphine, Sherlock was addicted to it just as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle...

yys 07-11-2002 08:44 PM

I used to notice that the further south I went(warmer climes) the more mature the girls would look; so girls from T.O. or New York always looked younger then the ones down south.

Jamdin 07-11-2002 09:20 PM

The parents of those slutty dressed teens are either both at work or believe in freedom of expression. Most likely the girls change clothes after leaving the house.

Sherlock Holmes was addicted to cocaine & back in the day it was believed to be non-addictive. Many men abused cocaine during those days without knowing it was habit-forming or bad for them. Nicholas Meyer's "The Seven Per-Cent Solution" (1974) is a good look at Holmes dealing with his addiction.


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