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Teh BoyAlley's Latest "Public Service" Project Needs YOUR Help!
Teh BoyAlley's Latest "Public Service" Project Needs YOUR Help!
Ok so we raised $5,000 for the Ray Guhn defense fund. GREAT! Ok so we raised $14,000 for the Free Speech Coalition. REALLY GREAT! Now, it's time to think bigger! And I'm talking bigger than even my penis! Ok. So that's not very big..... Ok ok ok. I'm talking BIGGER THAN MY NOSE! LAWDS MERCY! Introducing: PornCondoms.com / AdultCondoms.com The goal? Simple: 1. Provide FREE condoms to porn surfers and educate them on safer sex practices. 2. Generate POSITIVE publicity in mainstream media outlets about the adult entertainment industry. The adult entertainment industry provides an outlet for adults to explore and enjoy their sexuality in a responsible and healthy manner. As part of that message the industry will be offering FREE CONDOMS and safer sex advice to the public. I'm not talking 1 little sample condom either. I'm talking 6 free condoms per month per person, and each person is welcome to request an additional 6 free condoms each and every month! CRIPE MIGHTY THAT'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF CONDOMS! THIS WILL COST LOTS AND LOTS OF MONIES! GURL you know it will! I have considerable experience dealing with mainstream media from previous industries that I've been in. This includes dozens and dozens of television appearances, and several thousand newspaper and magazine appearances. I am CONVINCED that this campaign will generate positive press for the industry as a whole, and help to spread our message of the positive impacts of pornography in people's personal lives and relationships. IF, and I stress IF it's perceived as being an effort undertaken by many organizations in the adult industry, and not an individual effort. That all being said, this project is going to be HUGE. I'll be pitching in time and money but this isn't something that Teh BoyAlley can do alone. Here's what I need. Who's going to step up to the plate? I promise in advance this WILL generate huge positive buzz for your company, through-out the adult industry and beyond. cmon Cmon CMON! 1. Womens! I need womens! Cripe....... I'm looking for thexy female models and their studios willing to create promos for this project that will be used on the site and other sites. This will be non-nude work, and you'll be able to use your stage name in the commercial. Promote free condoms and yourself at the same time! 2. Mens! Show me the Mens! We'll obviously be recording some commercials cuz I'm gay like that, but any other models and studios interesting in doing a gay version of the promos are more than welcome. 3. Monies! LAWDS MERCY WE NEED MONIES! Sure you already sponsor a shitload of things, but this is something REALLY cool. Help sponsor PornCondoms.com / AdultCondoms.com! We'll give ya banner space on the site (banners must be non-nude and not TOO explicit, and must link to a warning page), and mention your company in all of our press releases to both the adult industry and mainstream. Your site will also get a nod in the confirmation email that goes out to the free-condom-gatherers. That's thexy. Your $2,000 / year sponsorship will help us buy a LOT of condoms thanks to our uber bulk order tons-of-loads-of-condoms deals that I'm working up! Want to give us more than $2,000 to help us get started and buy ad space? LAWDS MERCY that's a great idea! We promote you big pimpin style as a founding sponsor! In addition to the free mainstream PR I'm confident we'll be able to drum up (hey I'm a media whore what can I say); if we can raise enough monies I'm even hoping to buy newspaper, magazine, and television ad spots to help promote the adult industry in a positive light! That would cost LOTS of monies, so we'll take things 1 step at a time for now. 4. Designers Toons Logos MERCY! I'll be hiring people to help make this baby a reality, but if anyone wants to donate some time to make banners, toons, logos etc. in exchange for some thexy PR I won't argue with that! PR in the adult industry in front of webmasters? Yes. PR in mainstream for your company? Yes. PR in front of porn buying consumers? Yes. Massive whorage from BoyAlley Teh Gay Homosexual? Yes. Get to feel good that your helping to protect people from Teh AIDS? Yes. Make a postie in here if your company would like to help! Or hit Teh BoyAlley up on ICQ 325467462! cmon Cmon CMON! |
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I love it. Have fun dude. :)
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wow cool idea boyalley :) good luck with it!
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I don't really like the name 'adult condoms' as that seems to give play that there are 'children condoms' out there =\
Great idea though! |
where do i signup for my 6 free condoms again ?
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an extra idea - is i'm assuming you're going to do branded condoms... include both "porncondoms.com" and "sponsorname.com" both on the packages... say $2000 ...gets you on 3000 condoms
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I'd be happy to donate copywriting services for this. :)
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I agree there are some questions with "AdultCondoms", and "PornCondoms" will be the major push by far. In some markets, however, "PornCondoms" might not fly. We have several other dozen domain names registered, and will be exploring all of them for redirects depending on the market we're promoting in. :thumbsup |
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This project is going to cost some SERIOUS bling, and we can't get tied down for a sponsorship that amounts to $166 / month. However, if someone really wants to step up and get us going on the right foot, I'd entertain all possibilities. :winkwink: |
bump for boyalley legacies
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Great to see you're not deterred in kicking ass for good causes :thumbsup
Great idea :pimp |
Might be a struggle..good luck with it though
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Boy Alley--- I have the utmost respect for you you do for the industry
that being said can your next project be to hire a lobbyist in washington with the industry interest in mind if there is ever anything I can do to help your cause let me know I dont post much on GFY but if I must say so I am a major player in my own right at this point ( those who need to know already know) so Cmon Comon Comon let get this queer to work I offer my sig once again |
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Ah, but this project IS hiring a lobbyist. THE GENERAL PUBLIC! Let's face it, they love us. Our problem as an industry, is we're not vocalizing that in the mainstream. I'm tired of seeing nothing but the radical religious right talking about our industry unchallenged. It's time NORMAL CITIZENS are heard as well. One of the main goals of this project (as listed above), is to break through into the mainstream, and this will be a positive message to help our industry do just that! |
Nice idea, I like it.
This $2K/year thing gonna be open for a while, or is this a one shot thing? I dont have my shit together, but when I go to promote my stuff (we talked about it, you know what it is) this IS something I would promote. Also, Cable TV ads are cheap once they are produced, so is radio. You can also buy alot of promotion in those alternative weekly free tabloid things for next to nothing. |
bump for a good doer!
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As long as this project has interest, and assuming people continue to have sex, the sponsorship opportunities will be available! I suspect as things move along we'll have opportunties available at different levels as well. For now I'm getting this going out of my own pocket, and think the $2k number for anyone else wanting to get involved is a good place to start. Of course, if someone wants to step up with a larger sponsorship, as I said, we might be able to work out some thexy things (like branded condoms, etc.) |
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you change lives
Mr. Romance |
great project :thumbsup
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Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener!
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only I'm thinking the average porn surfer wont wanna sign up to this, they'll have condoms...unless they're desperate fat losers.....just kids thinking they're getting a few free condoms will sign up.
I mean it sounds a great idea, I'm just not sure it will fly... |
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Believe it or not, many many many adult men and women are still uncomfortable in this day and age purchasing condoms. Even if they are comfortable, EVERYONE likes getting stuff for free! I anticipate based on statistics that I've read that the average person making the request will be college age men and women. From my perspective, having surfers that want the condoms isn't going to be the problem at all. Funding what will be such a MASSIVE distribution of them will. Also remember, the goal of the project is two fold: 1. Give out free condoms to our surfers. 2. Generate much needed positive publicity for our industry and open a public dialog. I believe that a safer sex campaign is the best way to achieve objective #2. |
So why not hook up with Durex or some other condom pro?? It would save a lot of cash...
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Sure condom companies are all about promoting safer sex. They are NOT about promoting the porn industry. Supplying condoms to a site operated by, and promoting the positive aspects of, the porn industry would put them in a middle of a PR controversy that they wouldn't want to be in. As a side note, the condoms themselves won't be the major expense with this project. |
i want in on this. this is a great idea -- i like the idea of taking it further than just sending condoms, sex education is just as important as getting that rubber on that banana! :thumbsup
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Cool, thanks much Tassy! You're exactly the type of girl guys will be willing to listen to. :winkwink: |
BoyAlley, you know i like you dude, but did you think this out? I know here in WA as well as other places we have Planned Parenthood, which provides free sex education, condoms, exams, etc. Why not help support them since they are a non-profit organization instead of reinventing the wheel.
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and WAY more importantly: 2. Do they act as advocates for the porn industry? I think some people might be missing part of the point, hehe. This site will serve as a vehicle to discuss the adult industry in mainstream. Every vehicle needs an engine, and our engine is safer sex. |
Hit me up on ICQ BA
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boyalley this is a fucking wonderful idea
goodluck with it. i'm broke, and i cant design, but if you need any administrative help feel free to hit me up, and ill donate some time. |
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As long as the mailing list you will be amassing is not sold or used for any commercial purposes, and you remain true in purpose, count me in. I for one, would love to see Tassy demonstrating how to put on a pink condom (non-explicit of course). Since I presume you will be reaching out to various ethnicities, I will be happy to supply you with Asian models when that time comes, as well as do the market research to ensure good penetration (pardon the pun) when that ad is readied. Hit me up on e-mail... webmaster (AT) asiandivagirls (dot) com Oh yeah, and be sure to own the rights to any stock images you use: http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...ondom_nana.jpg ADG Webmaster |
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Thanks so much for the offer of help! 1. I agree we want to keep this at "Madison Ave. level", especially if we hope to get mainstream coverage. 2. Yes, the lists will be kept true to purpose, no spam or any of that mess. I'm looking for this project to help become a soap box for the adult industry, and as such, we need to stick to the highest possible standards. 3. Of course we want to be multi-cultural! Besides, from what I understand, breeders from the USA dig Asian Chicks :winkwink: 4. The stock photo was indeed legally licensed along with a bunch of other photos, and we're having custom stuff made up as well. :thumbsup |
Holy shit. I mean, I knew I liked you, but this is super spiffalicious!
I am on board with this. What do I need to do? Where do I start? |
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When I can't afford condoms I find the nearest gay bar, they all have big fish bowls in them full of condoms, there is also a bunch of other places in every city to get free condoms........ good luck, I think you'd be better off giving away lube, they advertise that shit on TV.......
BTW, just wondering, are you dyslexic? You never spell "the" right! |
Good idea. Similar to the idea in "the girl next door" movie. :winkwink:
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