English lesson for 'tards
 

Lesson number: 1
Comparison of "your" and "you're"

Incorrect usage of "your", example:
"Your an idiot" :mad: :mad: :mad:
Correct usage of "your", example:
"Your stats are impressive"

Incorrect usage of "you're", example:
"Can I borrow you're car?"
Correct usage of "you're", example:
"You're an idiot"

Lesson number: 2
Comparison of "there" and "their"

Incorrect usage of "there", example:
"There a bunch of fags"
Correct usage of "there", example:
"Look at those fags standing over there"

Incorrect usage of "their", example:
"I went their on vacation"
Correct usage of "their", example:
"I stole their money"

Lesson number: 2
Comparison of "then" and "than"

Incorrect usage of "then", example:
"The new version is better then the old version"
Correct usage of "then", example:
"I went shopping, then I went to the cinema"

Incorrect usage of "than", example:
"If you hit me, than I'll hit you back"
Correct usage of "than", example:
"The first chick has bigger tits than the second chick"



If English is your primary language, at least learn to spell properly, you motherfuckers. Otherwise...

"If your an idiot, than go stand over their!"

Yes sir. I know my grammar.

This seems to appear at least a few times a month so how could you forget it?

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Can't be bothered to do the correct/incorrect thing.

"Your an idiot" is the worst. :mad: :mad: :mad:

When someone says that, it defeats the whole purpose of the point they're trying to make. And you just know that some 'tard will most likely reply to this thread with that exact line.

Spelling errors are fine... not everyone has perfect spelling, grammar, etc... but at least learn to fucking spell essential words/phrases if you're primary language is English.

And all the fuckers out there can quit checking MY posts for spelling errors.

Sponsor/Sponser is another one.

You've got a point there.

If this thread gets to any sort of size what's the betting somebody bitches about not having English as a primary language despite the fact that you've already mentioned it isn't aimed at them :)

... thanks, I took a screenshot and it´s my deskop image now ... this should help me a lot !!

I me idiot :)

FaNkS fEr De Lesun Mahn!!!111

your an idiot hahmike

U signed Up 2 Peanus Ehhwf TOOOO!!!!!?!

Size Doef Matah! fAnks peaNus Ehhwf!!!!!!!!!!!!111

yah i love when im looking at sites trying to pick an affiliate program to promote, and they cant even get their damn grammar right. i swear adult website designers must all be illiterate. :)

Sorry I do not understand YOUR lesson.

You must remember THERE are a lot's of people like me's that
post TOO this board... And am a 5th grade drop out...

And if me being an idiot :helpme up sets you..... Very simply DO NOT read my post...

After all life really is TO short... TO get up set about small shit
like this....

Oh and one very important little thing'e... THERE are people from all over the world posting here.... English is not THERE normal way TO converse...

Am of hope I have not convoluted this post SO bad.. That you really should get a fucking life if shit like this bothers and up sets YOUR life. Please seek help... :2 cents:

go home

Jackpot.

You seem pretty upset for someone that thinks life is too short to get upset about 'small shit'.

You forgot the difference between lose and loose. Very common around here.

I've seen lots of people say they are loosing their minds.

:Graucho

YAh.. MAh pEnuth iD 'OOoj neuw!!!!1111

Doesn't matter what the primary language is. Learn English if you're going to write English, period.

BTW, it's "your primary language" :Graucho

I don't understand this fucking thread, gfy

:1orglaugh

:stoned

too much information in one day for me...

hahmike, you need to add this one...

"alot" is two words.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

GO FUCK YOURSELF! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Even so... I can still claim a 95% success rate. :winkwink:

The 60 minute edit limit is a fucking bitch.

Let's not shoot the man down before we consider his point of view.

We are selling to guys with their dicks in their hands and they may move on if we do not get our grammar correct.

Get out your guns.

:ak47: :ak47: :ak47:

WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!:winkwink:

I don't ever remember coming to GFY with my dick in my hand. I don't come to GFY to buy porn, nor do I ever remember fellow webmasters trying to sell porn memberships to me whilst on GFY.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

You see I shoot pictures with the "User" in mind. The webmaster and the editor are just the route to him.

And anyway your nick should'nt be hahamike, not with your sense of humour!!:)

I don't know... I saw that AdWealth had a bunch of banners saying "You ass is mine!". I'm not sure if the incorrect grammar will cause people to click on them less or more. I will have to try it, even if it's against my principles :)

dont bee lamer and nit pick grammer & speling. who give a fuk?

yesterday i signed up for one of the free ezine bucks sites to take a look around the member area (banner farm, btw - no content at all)

i cancelled last night.

today i got an unsubscription mail.

"your unsubscribed" :mad: :mad:

I feel your pain...

really. I do.

hahmike, I love you man!

I can't tell you how much that shit irritates me. The whole your/you're thing used to really get me, but the sheer ignorance of then/than is beyond comprehension.

I guarantee that I would not have passed 4th grade if I didn't know the difference between these words. I can't believe there are so many "adults" out there that don't know the difference.

"Your and idiot, I make more money then you." :feels-hot

Here's the thing...

When I pay someone money, I want to know I am giving my money to someone respectable and intelligent. It helps me know they are not fly-by-night. So horrible language turns me off... I put away my credit card. I don't like hanging out with stupid people, and I certainly don't like giving them money if I can help it.

When I want to work on a business transaction with someone... traffic, promotion, content, or even everyday stuff, I likewise need to feel that I am working with someone who is respectable and intelligent. Again, it shows that they are well-established and competent.

A few mistakes here and there does not make me think someone is an idiot. Everyone makes typos, and spells something wrong on occasion. What sets off my alarms is the sort of thing this thread is about... People who just can't handle the basics.

You don't need to be educated to be honest. You don't need to have good grammar to be worth working with. Bad grammar doesn't automatically make you stupid... However, an impression of being intelligent, literate, and educated will go a long way towards making you look competent and respectable. How you use language is a huge part of what impression you make, both consciously and subconsciously.

Is it so much to ask that people try to use correct English? I find it bizarre how many people take offense at this thread. Doing something improperly isn't the default, you know that, right? If you use crappy English, you stand out, and not in a good way... Who wouldn't want to improve the first impression they make?

Well said! Your pretty smart.:winkwink:

I better get my spellchacker fixed, donot want everyboody hatting me for spilling somethin rong. hehe

This brings up another interesting question, Why Do Porn Actors Have to Use Such Foul Language?

Isn't "motherfuckers" 2 words?

Mother fucker.

It's just that 99.9% of the ppl who use this board are not native English speakers...

more like 12 to 15%