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Babaganoosh 07-16-2002 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lexxx



It's just that 99.9% of the ppl who use this board are not native English speakers...

99.9%?!?!?!

I think 12-15% is being quite generous. Let's see, the site is owned by an American and frequented by mainly residents of the UK, USA, and Canada with a few other nations sprinkled in for seasoning. I would guess 5-7% do not use English as their native language.

hahmike 07-16-2002 02:55 PM

motherfucker is usually spoken fast enough to make it sound like one word unlike "you fucker", for example.

... although it technically isn't one word.

mijoon 07-16-2002 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kinkyplace


BTW, it's "your primary language" :Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Too fucking funny !!!!!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hahmike 07-16-2002 04:53 PM

pornopete... try harder.

cold_ice 07-16-2002 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornopete
hahmike,

<H2>You suck cock.</H2>

Is that English enough for you?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh THIS IS NOT FUCKING ENGLISH CLASS:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hahmike 07-16-2002 05:05 PM

Pornopete, in a few minutes I will eat a turkey sandwich, then I will travel to the bathroom and urinate into the sink. It is possible that I will change my mind, meaning that I will go to the bathroom first, then eat the turkey sandwich. I won't wash my hands.

Regardless, I expect to see you trying harder when I return.

ReFresh 08-05-2002 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by edmo
This brings up another interesting question, Why Do Porn Actors Have to Use Such Foul Language?
Thanks for posting that. I laughed till I cried. A Barbara Bush wannabe who tells the world how she enjoys watching porn flicks, but is offended by the language!

Didn't I see her on "Dirty Debutantes 1946"?

Thanks again, that made my day!

ReFresh

montel 08-05-2002 07:34 AM

Thanks for the saying it how it is mike! Their are so many morons on this board who just can't spell to save themselves. Grammer isn't that hard!

V_RocKs 02-22-2012 05:37 AM

50 lessons on an archaic language.

calvinawe 02-22-2012 06:48 AM

this helps a lot
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

DamianJ 02-22-2012 06:56 AM

The one porn fucks get wrong all the time is DVD's and 1000's

Just because a word ends in an s, doesn't mean it needs an apostrophe.

mikke 02-22-2012 07:02 AM

http://images.wikia.com/encyklopedia...3/Me-gusta.png

Sid70 02-22-2012 08:15 AM

should of is wrong.

PR_Glen 02-22-2012 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18774453)
The one porn fucks get wrong all the time is DVD's and 1000's

Just because a word ends in an s, doesn't mean it needs an apostrophe.

how is that wrong if people understand the exact meaning?

This is a message board, not a doctoral thesis--even those are edited.

Tom_PM 02-22-2012 08:51 AM

First page: 2002
Second page: 2012

Grammar corrections are a rock solid investment.


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