Pick up Lines
 

Which one of these pick up lines do you like? Or do you have a better one.

1. "Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.?
2. "Didn't it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
3. "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."
4. "The only things your eyes haven't told me is your name."

Very Gay but according to an article cheeks dig them!

" you'll do "

hahaha BA

hahaha BA

500 Bath :)

Some girls like it, and at worst it's a way to break the ice :)

?????????????

There is no better line than "want to f...k?

bath = currency in thailand

i don't think that shit work anymore. why don't someone sponsor a pick up conference in one of the show? lol
I'm going to Internext any sponsors?

that's bhat.

Hey, that's an idea :Graucho

here's one...
"nice shoes.. wanna fuck"

"you're like my false teeth.. can't smile without you"

"your like a dandruff.. can't get you out of my head"

"i'm lost.. take me home with you"

hope those pick up lines help you.... lol... :)

my favs are
"i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you"
"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
"i lost my number, can i have yours"

Pick up lines are cheesy, but used in the right way, they can be a funny ice breaker...

How much....

I prefer to drop $100's all over the place when I hop out of the vette . . works pretty well for me . . :1orglaugh

More bad ones:

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

:1orglaugh

"Mmm, I thought I smelt oestragen."

"I can't promise I won't tear anything"

good one

This is probably my favorite and another one is:

Is that a mirror in your pants, cos I can see myself in there!

Is your daddy a terrorist? 'cause you're the bomb baby :)

i'd hit it

That is original and funny :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

"nice pair of legs, what time do they open?"

I like how you had to ask this question on mult. boards

:1orglaugh

"you so fine if you was a booger i'd pick you first."

"I'd like to slide a finger down a crack o' that ass"

hahahah! makes sense!:winkwink:

I'am with "Make a Wish Foundation," you're my wish before I die.

That will not take you far:warning

fuck me if I am wrong but aren't you my sister