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07-11-2006, 11:32 AM
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Pick up Lines
Which one of these pick up lines do you like? Or do you have a better one.
1. "Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.? 2. "Didn't it hurt when you fell from heaven?" 3. "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day." 4. "The only things your eyes haven't told me is your name." Very Gay but according to an article cheeks dig them! |
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07-11-2006, 11:34 AM
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So Fucking Gay
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Lawd Mercy I don't know what articles you've been reading, but pick-up lines are sorry.
Women don't wanna talk to postbots. It's amazing you breeders ever get laid......... |
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07-11-2006, 11:36 AM
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SEO Connoisseur
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" you'll do "
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07-11-2006, 11:39 AM
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aka K-Man
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hahaha BA
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07-11-2006, 11:41 AM
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aka K-Man
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hahaha BA
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07-11-2006, 11:47 AM
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500 Bath
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07-11-2006, 12:07 PM
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07-11-2006, 12:24 PM
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07-11-2006, 12:48 PM
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Webmaster Extraordinaire
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There is no better line than "want to f...k?
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07-11-2006, 12:56 PM
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Ronin
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bath = currency in thailand
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07-11-2006, 01:02 PM
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i don't think that shit work anymore. why don't someone sponsor a pick up conference in one of the show? lol
I'm going to Internext any sponsors?
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07-11-2006, 01:04 PM
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that's bhat.
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07-11-2006, 03:00 PM
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07-11-2006, 03:09 PM
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here's one...
"nice shoes.. wanna fuck"
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07-11-2006, 03:10 PM
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"you're like my false teeth.. can't smile without you"
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07-11-2006, 03:10 PM
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"your like a dandruff.. can't get you out of my head"
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07-11-2006, 03:11 PM
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"i'm lost.. take me home with you"
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07-11-2006, 03:12 PM
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hope those pick up lines help you.... lol...
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07-11-2006, 03:12 PM
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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my favs are
"i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you" "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" "i lost my number, can i have yours" |
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07-11-2006, 03:50 PM
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Pick up lines are cheesy, but used in the right way, they can be a funny ice breaker...
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07-11-2006, 03:53 PM
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How much....
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07-11-2006, 04:21 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I prefer to drop $100's all over the place when I hop out of the vette . . works pretty well for me . .
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07-11-2006, 04:21 PM
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More bad ones:
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? |
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07-11-2006, 04:22 PM
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07-11-2006, 04:25 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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"Mmm, I thought I smelt oestragen."
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07-11-2006, 04:29 PM
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working on my tan
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"I can't promise I won't tear anything"
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07-11-2006, 05:49 PM
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07-11-2006, 06:39 PM
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Is that a mirror in your pants, cos I can see myself in there! |
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07-11-2006, 06:40 PM
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Is your daddy a terrorist? 'cause you're the bomb baby
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07-11-2006, 06:44 PM
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perverted justice decoy
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i'd hit it
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07-11-2006, 07:13 PM
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07-11-2006, 07:15 PM
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"nice pair of legs, what time do they open?" |
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07-11-2006, 07:16 PM
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I like how you had to ask this question on mult. boards
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07-11-2006, 07:17 PM
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07-11-2006, 07:17 PM
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"you so fine if you was a booger i'd pick you first."
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07-11-2006, 07:19 PM
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"I'd like to slide a finger down a crack o' that ass"
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07-11-2006, 07:20 PM
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07-11-2006, 07:28 PM
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I'am with "Make a Wish Foundation," you're my wish before I die.
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07-11-2006, 08:02 PM
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07-11-2006, 08:26 PM
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fuck me if I am wrong but aren't you my sister
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07-11-2006, 08:36 PM
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07-11-2006, 08:52 PM
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i smile and say hello and that usually works fine
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07-11-2006, 09:04 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Does this smell like chloroform?
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07-11-2006, 09:15 PM
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07-11-2006, 09:17 PM
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how about "Get in the car!!! Scream and i'll kill you!!!" <- they never say no to that one
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07-11-2006, 09:29 PM
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hahahaha
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07-11-2006, 09:41 PM
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Fuck me if I'm wrong.. but isn't your name Shirley?
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07-11-2006, 09:53 PM
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Find someone you like that's watching the dance floor then go over and ask her if she would like to sit this one out. If she says yes, keep talking and if she says no, start dancing
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